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Buddy_Christ
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my son has finally learned how to stand up and pee.
this is one of those days that i'm a proud father.
this is one of those days that i'm a proud father.
finally becoming a man....
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jenscats5
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Good for him!!
Now teach him to aim! LOL
Now teach him to aim! LOL
Buddy_Christ
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his aim wasn't too bad the two times that i witnessed. however, he was squeezing that lil thing pretty hard the first time, so he slowed down the flow. i was just afraid he was going to cut off the circulation to the head and have to start wearing dresses 
crak600 said:his aim wasn't too bad the two times that i witnessed. however, he was squeezing that lil thing pretty hard the first time, so he slowed down the flow. i was just afraid he was going to cut off the circulation to the head and have to start wearing dresses
bor dont let that happen!
Buddy_Christ
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i'm trying man, i'm trying. last thing i want is for the little man to become a little girl.
he's the typical horny man, even at 3 1/2. he flirts with women big time. pretty girl = him being cute = dad being able to flirt. if i was single, i'm sure he'd be responsble for half the pussy i got, if not more.
about a year ago, his mother caught him playing with barbie while he was in the bathtub (sister had left a few in there). when she told me, i ran to the bathroom. i was going to grab a barbie and beat the shit out of him with it to teach him a lesson. she stopped me though, and said, "he was PLAYING with Barbie." she walked into the bathroom just in time to see him holding a barbie with one hand while lifting her skirt with the other and looking up it.
THAT'S MY BOY
he's the typical horny man, even at 3 1/2. he flirts with women big time. pretty girl = him being cute = dad being able to flirt. if i was single, i'm sure he'd be responsble for half the pussy i got, if not more.
about a year ago, his mother caught him playing with barbie while he was in the bathtub (sister had left a few in there). when she told me, i ran to the bathroom. i was going to grab a barbie and beat the shit out of him with it to teach him a lesson. she stopped me though, and said, "he was PLAYING with Barbie." she walked into the bathroom just in time to see him holding a barbie with one hand while lifting her skirt with the other and looking up it.
THAT'S MY BOY
Buddy_Christ
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oh great, he's pooping now. in about 2 minutes i'm gonna hear "DADDY! can you come wipe my butt?"
Buddy_Christ
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ah yes, another "shit of 1000 wipes" from him.
this happened last month....all day he was being a "big boy" and going to the bathroom all by himself, no help from us in getting his pants down or back up, nothing. it was great. that night when i went to give him a bath, he took his pants off and i see this
this is a blackmail picture for when he's a teenager
this happened last month....all day he was being a "big boy" and going to the bathroom all by himself, no help from us in getting his pants down or back up, nothing. it was great. that night when i went to give him a bath, he took his pants off and i see this
this is a blackmail picture for when he's a teenager
NICE!crak600 said:and said, "he was PLAYING with Barbie." she walked into the bathroom just in time to see him holding a barbie with one hand while lifting her skirt with the other and looking up it.
THAT'S MY BOY
plus, it doesnt really matter if he has bad aim, as long as a girl goes before he has to poop, shes stuck with the mess!
