Ffactors guide on how to floss your teeth without injuring yourself.

[Ffactor]

Don't do it. Leave it to the dentists. I tried flossing my back molars last night and I was having some trouble getting the string in between my teeth. Well I was pressing harder and the motherfucking string sliced into my left index finger causing pain and significant loss of blood. Not only that but a piece of that string got stuck in my tooth and I was running around trying to find a band aid with a string hanging down from my mouth. It's a miracle I made it out of that situation alive.

Moral of this story. Don't floss.

 

[Dooley]

I'll second that. Let the pros handle it.

 

[WODIN]

I use a Rusty Burka to get the crud out of my tooth.

 

[Y_lifter]

Use a Water Pic

Also it can double as a Sex toy..

 

[gonelifting]

If I don`t floss, I`ll have leftovers for a week in my mouth.

 

[Ffactor]

If I don`t floss, I`ll have leftovers for a week in my mouth.

Maybe it will come out by itself. Sure your mouths gonna smell like poo for a week or so, just use breathmints.

 

[tomcat]

Have you ever considered using rusty barbed wire ?

 

[Ffactor]

Have you ever considered using rusty barbed wire ?

No sir, I have not. Have you ever considered using sandpaper to wipe your ass?

 

[tomcat]

Originally posted by Ffactor
No sir, I have not. Have you ever considered using sandpaper to wipe your ass?

Only after reading one of your posts..

 

[Ffactor]

Only after reading one of your posts..

In that case I would say that the post was a resounding success.

 

[vixenbabe]

I've told ya before:" PLACKERS"! You can even scrape your tongue with the other end of 'em!

Nothing worse than a ugly grill....

 

[Ffactor]

I've told ya before:" PLACKERS"! You can even scrape your tongue with the other end of 'em!

Nothing worse than a ugly grill....

What I need you to do is send me one of your thongs in the mail.

 

[tomcat]

What I need you to do is send me one of your thongs in the mail with your husbands man goo on it.

 

[vixenbabe]

LMAO@both of you!

You have a favorite color, Pookie?

 

[Ffactor]

LMAO@both of you!

You have a favorite color, Pookie?

Let's go for light blue, as long as I can get it between my teeth.

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm certain you'll be able to snap the strap 'tween your gaps...

 

[Ffactor]

You send it to me and I'll post a pic of me flossing with it.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Hi! to all the sexy bitches on this thread.

 

[vixenbabe]

Could be worth the postage now that I think about it....

 

[Ffactor]

Hi! to all the sexy bitches on this thread.

Hey, how ya doin babe? Where you at?

 

[vixenbabe]

HELLOOOOO KINI MOM!

 

[Ffactor]

Hi! to all the sexy bitches on this thread.

She meant me and vixi by the way. No reason for the rest of you uglies to get excited.

 

[Bikini Mod]

GOOD GOD Vixi.... just when I think your avatars couldn't possibly get any sexier... THEY DO!

I tell ya, I am seriously considering going the other way, juth because of your avatars alone... LOL

Ffactor - you sexy bitch. How u doin? Hope all is well for you.

 

[Ffactor]

GOOD GOD Vixi.... just when I think your avatars couldn't possibly get any sexier... THEY DO!

I tell ya, I am seriously considering going the other way, juth because of your avatars alone... LOL

Ffactor - you sexy bitch. How u doin? Hope all is well for you.

Are you in the States?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Yes darlin.... I have yo numma. I owe a lots of peeps calls. I will give you a call and fill you in.