Favorite thing to do when no one is watching...

[superqt4u2nv]

or around...

I love to dance period but I really love to do it when no one is around. I am spazing out right now to some sick drum and base mixes.

 

[EnderJE]

Look at pictures of my family and smile.

 

[EnderJE]

I am spazing out right now to some sick drum and base mixes.

You sure you're not having a seizure?

 

[tuc biscuit]

pick bits of my body

 

[superqt4u2nv]

pick bits of my body

Ewwww

 

[evansteve]

masturbate to some high quality porn

 

[*MissFit*]

I always get caught doing stuff.. i wish ppl wouldnt see

Falling off my chair, list goes on

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I always get caught doing stuff.. i wish ppl wouldnt see

Falling off my chair, list goes on

You like falling off your chair?

 

[Elite_Fry]

i like to dance and sing around the house... naked!

 

[*MissFit*]

Nope but mishaps.. r a way of life

So i have fun with them

You like falling off your chair?

 

[EnderJE]

i like to dance and sing around the house... naked!

"Just some old time Rock and Roll...kinda music that soothes the soul..."

 

[jerseyart]

LOL

I was entranced for about an hour with my abs this morning

Flexing and unflexcing etc

I wish I was kidding, but Im not

 

[*MissFit*]

I guess one thing i do is i play with belly button alot

 

[tuc biscuit]

Ewwww

don't act like you don't do just as much picking as anyone else

 

[jackangel]

without question, sing.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

LOL

I was entranced for about an hour with my abs this morning

Flexing and unflexcing etc

I wish I was kidding, but Im not

I also like looking at myself in the mirror flexing primping etc but I don't want people to see that either so vain

 

[jerseyart]

I also like looking at myself in the mirror flexing primping etc but I don't want people to see that either so vain

I do that all the time, even on the phone.

But it motivates too, so screw what people think

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

picking my nose

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

readjusting the package.

 

[SoreArms]

I sing and make the awesomest rock and roll facial expressions

 

[velvett]

pluck my eyebrows

 

[vansmack2000]

Ill start being REAL loud, just saying stupid shit over and over.

 

[courtneybcca]

I sing as loud as I can and laugh to myself.... Run around naked like a two year old... Practice facial expression in the mirror for the camera...Check body out in different positions... practice flexing etc... Stare in the mirror at all my imperfections, and how I can fix them... practicing my streching naked

 

[GoldenDelicious]

as soon as i get out of the shower, i like to impersonate Pacino in Scarface and say "say hello to my leetle friend" and let my towel fall to the floor

well ok not really, when im by myself i like to slouch and let my gut hang out, kind of like a reverse metamorphosis where i go from being my usual perky athletic self, to being a beer guzzling distended gut yobbo bastard rattling the windows with tremendous burps, scretching my arse loudly

well ok maybe not that either but i do occasionally do a massive posedown in my boxers (then i pinch my little fat roll and go have a cry )

 

[Growth&Courage]

j/o

 

[theoak01]

I fiddle with my nipple ring alot,sometimes even when people are around,and they think Im fucked for playing with my tits

 

[*MissFit*]

nipple ring.. I wanna SEEE!@!@@@

I fiddle with my nipple ring alot,sometimes even when people are around,and they think Im fucked for playing with my tits

 

[theoak01]

nipple ring.. I wanna SEEE!@!@@@

should be a pic in my gallery from a year ago with it

 

[Judo Tom]

fart!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

fart!

bor i cant even pee when people are watching, i cant fart on command!

 

[Judo Tom]

ill rip it occasionally in front of people but it pleases me most when im alone and only my cats get to hear

 

[Scotsman]

I sing as loud as I can and laugh to myself.... Run around naked like a two year old... Practice facial expression in the mirror for the camera...Check body out in different positions... practice flexing etc... Stare in the mirror at all my imperfections, and how I can fix them... practicing my streching naked

Would you mind terribly if I came over and you just went about your day as if I wasn't there?

As for me I sing in the shower a lot.

Oak- I know what you mean I played with my nipple rings all the time when I had them. Got really funny looks from people.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Lestat]

rub one out

 

[biteme]

I have my hand either down my pants or on my dick or crotch 90% of the time when noone is around. Wish I didn't have to be around people so much.

 

[Scotsman]

I have my hand either down my pants or on my dick or crotch 90% of the time when noone is around. Wish I didn't have to be around people so much.

You just have to learn to not care about other people. Then when they give you the look you can just say, "Yeah I have my hand in my pants what are you gonna do"

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[canadianhitman]

or around...

I love to dance period but I really love to do it when no one is around. I am spazing out right now to some sick drum and base mixes.

The way you said this, I'm totally seeing you do that weird dance Elaine from Seinfeld used to do.

 

[feisty11975]

I have my hand either down my pants or on my dick or crotch 90% of the time when noone is around. Wish I didn't have to be around people so much.

Just be like Al Bundy!!!

 

[Razorguns]

 

[Smurfy]

picking my nose

How did I know you were going to say that

 

[superqt4u2nv]

The way you said this, I'm totally seeing you do that weird dance Elaine from Seinfeld used to do.

Hahaha no I have some rythem in me

 

[Spartacus]

give my ass crack a good clean with a wet wash cloth

 

[H_T_]

lean to one side and fart.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

pick my nose, jack off..........u know-the usual stuff. Just like all the other guys on here.

 

[trailseeker]

Squeezing blackheads out of my nose ranks up there...watching episode after episode of Sex and the City.

 

[Smurfy]

biore is awesome for those blackheads.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Walk around naked in my apartment.







Oh, and the obvious-



Play with my hard-on......

 

[slickdadd]

Jazzercise

 

[DocHoliday]

punch my boxing bag

 

[Lady Viking]

Walk around naked in my apartment.

same here

 

[Mr. dB]

I have my hand either down my pants or on my dick or crotch 90% of the time when noone is around. Wish I didn't have to be around people so much.

^ditto^

 

[coverguy]

i like to go on EF ... with my laptop ... while i'm naked ... and wearing a bowtie ... while sipping a captain (or jack) and coke!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

i like to go on EF ... with my laptop ... while i'm naked ... and wearing a bowtie ... while sipping a captain (or jack) and coke!

Useless with out pics

 

[jerseyart]

Useless with out pics

No!!!


We just got him to stop

 

[Griz1]

Hahaha no I have some rythem in me

I'm just going to leave this one alone....no wait, I can't help myself...

What kind of rythem? Slow? Fast? Or a good ol' ass-spanking sloppy pounding? What's his name?

etc, etc.

Whew! That felt better!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I'm just going to leave this one alone....no wait, I can't help myself...

What kind of rythem? Slow? Fast? Or a good ol' ass-spanking sloppy pounding? What's his name?

etc, etc.

Whew! That felt better!

Lately only kinda rythem I have had inside me is the kind my left hand provides.

 

[evansteve]

Lately only kinda rythem I have had inside me is the kind my left hand provides.

Hey, you're a lefty too!

 

[theoak01]

Hey, you're a lefty too!

to much info bro, from her its hot,from you its creepy

 

[jerseyart]

to much info bro, from her its hot,from you its creepy

 

[*MissFit*]

I'm left handed as well

 

[theoak01]

I'm left handed as well

see my point proven again,when women do it= hot

Foxygel= nightmares for me

 

[jnevin]

Dick slap quadrupolegics