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Favorite Simpson's Guest Star/Infrequent Character?

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I was watching the episode with Rodney dangerfield playing "Larry Burns" Mr Burns illegitamate son. Fucking classic when Larry and Homer are hiding out in the movie theater playing "Too Many Grandma's" Starring Bo derek and Olympia Ducockis(sic lol)

Homer: They'll never find us here

Larry: Yeah it's as empty as a Scottish Pay Toilet here.

That and the "Frank Grimes"(known to his friends as 'Grimey"
are my faves
 
Hello again hello, just called to let you know.

Sorry I was watching "Savng Silverman" the other day.
 
I don't have a favorite infrequent character, but I just can't get enough of Ralph... that boy cracks me up!!!
 
vixenbabe said:
LOL...You silly goose..WHERE YOU BEEN?

Damn Milly...PLEASE CHANGE THAT AVATAR....EEEEE GADS!
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I am trying to figure out a new one to put up coming soon of course.

Been alternating the past month in between work I have been sick or injured seems to alternate every week.
 
There's too many to name...i guess I liked Bart's babysitter...and...


But Milhouse...that avatar is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo disturbing.....are u gonna change it soon???
 
Originally posted by Milhouse

Been alternating the past month in between work I have been sick or injured seems to alternate every week.
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GET BETTER SOON MILLY!
 
Jeez just because my picture in my avatar shows my dental plan is worse then the Royal Family's you is all scared of my avatar:D
 
side show bob
 
I really enjoyed the one when Homer and his familly moves to cypress creek, gets a new job and helps a his boss to seize east coast and owns a football team at the end. This is the best by far.
 
tomlays said:
I really enjoyed the one when Homer and his familly moves to cypress creek, gets a new job and helps a his boss to seize east coast and owns a football team at the end. This is the best by far.
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Hank Scorpio lol
 
Milhouse said:


Hank Scorpio lol
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Homer: hun...the Denver Broncos!?!:(

Marge: They might not be the Dallas Cowboys but it's still pretty good.

Homer: nah. I think you just don't understand football Marge.
 
polarpixie said:


Hehe..how could I have forgotten him!!


Milhouse ---- mucho gracias kind man!!!!
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i love his work :D
 
my favorite quote is by Ralph Wiggum...


story goes.....Skinner is passing out failure notices to the students...he calls Ralph and says he is failing english...


Ralph: I won, I won

Skinner: You didn't win Ralph. Here... Skinner hands Ralph the failure notice

Raplh: Me fail english, thats unpossible.


also:
Pinchy is a crab Homer made as a pet.


Homer: I gave Pinchy a nice hot bath...
Homer: Pinchy, Pinchy..NOOOO
 
the funniest character is Cleodus, the slack-jawed yoko...



he is in the back bed of a pick up trick with his girlfriend....they are both kissing and she says:


Girlfriend: Cleodus, Why did you have to bring my parents?
Cleodus: NOw now, theys is mys parents too...



now that is come funny shit
 
Spanish Bee rules

McBain is pretty cool

And who could forget, Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel!

And my personal favorite -- Dr Nick Riviera!
 
almost forgot about Doctor Nick...


one of his comercials he says:



You tried the best, now try the rest....



Listen, you guys, I can honeslty say I have seen all of the episodes of the Simpsons that have aired...thats around 270+
 
Ralph - "My cat's breath smells like cat food". "These berries taste like burning".

Gotta go with Rainier Wolfcastle = McBain. Remember the episode where Homer hit the gym and got buff?
 
there was one episode where bart and millhouse ended up running the comic shop and found a huge stash of movies in a secret basement. When a porno film was being played, Ralph could be heard as saying:

"everybody's hugging"
 
Had to be the Krusty Puppet that Bart gets as a gift. That whole episode was funny as hell. I believe it was a halloween episode.
 
Mob guys are my favorite frequenting characters.

-After Ralph gives Lisa the present and it says "Look in the tunk"...Lisa says "I think he means trunk."

-Bond: What do you expect from me?
Scorpio: Nothing....but to die and be a cheap funeral
<Bond escapes>
Scorpio: Stop him!!
<Homer tackles him. Gaurds shoot Bond>
Scorpio: Good work Homer. When you go home tonight there wull be another story on your home.

-Homer: Yes sir Mr Scorpion.
Scorpio: Its Scorpio not Scorpion, but call me Hank.

-Scorpio: Like these Mocasins? There's a pair for you in the closet. Don't like them? Then neither do I. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

-Scorpio: Homer which country do you like least, Italy or France?
Homer: France
Scorpio: Noone ever says Italy.

-<Homer throwing failed bbq in Toys for Tots>
Wigum: Oh no you don't. Get your trash out of here.
<Mob dumps guy in carpet in dumpster>
Wigum: Hey...whats that?
Mob: Beanie baby

-Mob <looking at grammar robot>: Whats dis?
Robot: What is this?
Mob: Shud-up-a-ya-face
Robot: Shut up your face
 
who is the shitty salesman that always gets pissed at himself. he was the real estate salesman when marge was one.

to himself - "you did it again, you pushed too hard for the sale."
 
Keyser Soze said:
who is the shitty salesman that always gets pissed at himself. he was the real estate salesman when marge was one.

to himself - "you did it again, you pushed too hard for the sale."
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I think its Gill.
 
I forgot the guy that's constantly going through puberty, he's got the cracking voice and zits all over his face and usually works minimum wage jobs (like crusty burger).
 
Halloween Episode...

Lisa <after she was debigulated>: Get me back.
Pro. Frink: Thats absurd....it would require some kind of REBIGULATOR, and well the thought of that is just crazy"
 
The Nature Boy said:
I forgot the guy that's constantly going through puberty, he's got the cracking voice and zits all over his face and usually works minimum wage jobs (like crusty burger).
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I just did a search for the character. It says "Generic-pimple-faced teenager who works various jobs".
 
Rex said:


I just did a search for the character. It says "Generic-pimple-faced teenager who works various jobs".
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lol.

a great one time character is the bear who had a talk show. He ended up going bezerk and the show had to cut to a commercial.
 
How bout when homer ends up in the other dimension and looks 3-d

Homer looking at fish in pond and drooling: "mmmmm, unprocessed fish sticks"

Bart commenting o Santa's Little Helper mating with the other dog at the race track:"Santa's Little Helper looks like he's trying to jump over that other dog but just can't make it. Cmon Boy! You can do it"
 
The Nature Boy said:


lol.

a great one time character is the bear who had a talk show. He ended up going bezerk and the show had to cut to a commercial.
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LOL. It's definatly the little things in the show that makes it so much more funny.
 
easy.

Lionel Hutz. aka Meguilo Sanchez

that guy cracks me up everytime I see him. He's such a phoney slimball. Its great.
 
Keyser Soze said:


Thanks. I was thinking Mel, but you are right.
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I had about 20 names running through my head for that name until one just seemed to fit.

I'm a Simpsons geek....and damn proud of it.
 
buddy28 said:
that guy cracks me up everytime I see him. He's such a phoney slimball. Its great.
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I like when he promised them a victory in court or a free pizza. He ran away, and left an empty pizza box.
 
gotta love Krusty. I remember when he was trying to kick smoking. He had a nicotine patch on. I guess it wasn't working so he started licking it. The next day he had like 30 patches all over his body.

That guy had pretty much every bad habit possible.
 
no respect.....i tell you no respect..... Rodney rules....



I almost forgot about the comic book guy.....I love his shirt when ever they put on an episode that never makes sense...his shirt says: "Worst Episode Ever."

there was this line homer says one day:



I know you are out there, I never looked up to you, I know I haven't been a good man. (at this point the peson might think he is refering to God but then).......He says "Help me superman."

Homer is on top of a cherry picker
 
I didn't read any of the post's, so I don't know if anyone said Gil already. He is great.
Gil: "Ohh not my hotplate, I only had 2 more payments on it."
 
Tha One CrumCake said:
Tha Funniest fucker after Ralph is that Swedish fat boy...

"Oyyyy my stomach is filled with chocolate"
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haha Uter.

I love the one where Homer is in Jail and Lionel Hutz is talking to him throgh the bars. Then it pans out and he is in the cell beside him.
 
OK if you guys are geeks for the simpsons like I am, then you can appreciate this website. Probably one of the greatest compilations of Simpsons information ever assembled.

It has such lists as:

Monkey references -- there are tons of em! you'll be shocked
Irish refernces -- including lucky charms
Drug references -- remember the one where marge drank the LSD laced tap water and the turkey flew out of the oven?

Enjoy

http://www.snpp.com/lists.html



atcually it's kinda scary how much info is on this site.
 
Originally posted by The Nature Boy
Monkey references -- there are tons of em! you'll be shocked

Furious George!

Irish refernces -- including lucky charms
Mr Burns: I want to find something that is so rare in the world
Homer: A sober Irishman?
Mr. Burns: No even more rare

Drug references -- remember the one where marge drank the LSD laced tap water and the turkey flew out of the oven?

I like when Child services took Bart and Lisa away. Marge failed the drug test at the end. Took it again and passed. She said "The only thing I'm high on is my love for my son and daughters. Yup a little LSD is all I need."
 
Comic book guy is the best!

Some of my favorite quotes:

From the NYC episode. Kolkalesh part.
Homer: Do you have anything to drink?
Vendor: Only Mountain Dew and crab juice.
Homer: Eeech, I'll take a crab juice.
==
Ralph: I bent my wookie.

Oh there is so many more....
 
LiLady11 said:
I don't have a favorite infrequent character, but I just can't get enough of Ralph... that boy cracks me up!!!
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Yeah Ralph = LMFAO

And the Aliens are damn funny too.
 
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polarpixie said:
Nature...is this your favorite thread of late??? You have been hanging out here quite alot. :D
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well that's because I love the simpsons and also because I can't find the threads you're hanging out at!! :D
 
when the CBG had a heart attack:

EMT: Sir it seems like you've had a cardiac episode
CBG: Worst episode ever!!!

Plus he wears some very 80's t-shirts with some funny logos on em.
 
Darktooth said:
lol, what kinda things dohis shirts say? I remember one it said "My other shirt is clean"


lol, and homer's shirt he was selling at the yard sale "Ayatollah Assaholla"


lol, what cracks me up is this one: remember when homer goes and visit Apu in his home and Apu asks what is Homers favorite India Music. Apu puts in the record and it sounded like fast talkin Sikh language or whatever, and Apu is like "oops!" and then turns down the speed of the record. that shit was funny..

Anyone here like Family Guy? holy shit that is some funny stuff!
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I saw one shirt that said "alien biopsy" with an aliens face and a band aid on its forehead.

Family Guy is pretty damn funny. It's pushes the envlolpe a little bit in terms of how racey it gets. I used to watch it when it was first on a year or so ago, but haven't seen any episodes recently.


here's some CBG dialoge

*****
Comic Book Guy: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote-unquote ultimate belt.

Salesman: I see, do you have a receipt, quote-unquote, sir.

Comic Book Guy: No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek Convention although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average trekker has no use for a medium size belt.

Salesman: Whoa, Whoa, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan! You must be a devil with the ladies.

Comic Book Guy: Hey, I, uh, de-oh...

Salesman: Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but no receipt, no return.

Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.

Comic Book Guy: Huuuh. Very well. I must hurry back to my Comic Book Store where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.

*****

Bart: Put it all on my credit my good man.

Comic Book Guy: Ooh, pardon me, "Santos" - if that is your real name, Bart Simpson - but you phony credit card is no good here. Now make like my pants and split!
 
oh yea. I forgot Mr Burns. He's funny cause he's irrational.


Smithers: "Oh look Smithers! Theyre all standing up on their hind feet, like a whole bunch of Rorey Callhoons! "


AHAHHHAH

Who the f*uck is Rorey Callhoon??

Mr Burns and Smithers in Mr Burns' new casino.

Mr Burns: "Smithers!! There are parasites all around me!! Get them off Smithers!"

Smithers: "Why dont we just go back to the nuclear plant sir?"

Mr Burns: "Yes Smithers. Im sick of this place anyway. Get into mongoose, we'll fly there!" (gestures to toy model of an airplane)

Smithers: (laughs) "But its just a model sir!"

Mr Burns: (pulls out a revolver) "Get in."



OR......the episode where marge goes away somewhere and homer babysits the kids.....

(bart and homer sitting on the family room couch.....garbage strewn all over the floor)

Bart: "hey dad! lets make garbage snow flakes!"

Homer: "OK!"

(making garbage snowflakes on the ground)

(later.......still on the floor)

Bart: "hey dad........Im kinda dizzy.....can I go to the park and get some fresh air?"

Homer: " Do I have to get up?"

Bart: "No."

Homer: "Knock yourself out."
 
my favorites:

a asteroid is about to hit comic book guy in the face:

CBG-oh i've wasted my life.

When they discovered the angel:

Mr. Burns-"i've said to much. smithers, shoot them with the amnesia ray."

Smithers-"you mean the revolver, sir?"

Mr. Burns-"yes, the amnesia ray. and when you are done dont forget to erase your own memory as well."
 
Smilie for Ralph



"Don't touch me there...That's my special place" :finger2:

I might not have quoted that right....but the smilie reminds me of him
 
Keyser Soze said:
my favorites:

a asteroid is about to hit comic book guy in the face:

CBG-oh i've wasted my life.

When they discovered the angel:

Mr. Burns-"i've said to much. smithers, shoot them with the amnesia ray."

Smithers-"you mean the revolver, sir?"

Mr. Burns-"yes, the amnesia ray. and when you are done dont forget to erase your own memory as well."
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ROTFLMAO....burns is so cool. the one where he plays a casion owner going insane (like the one with 3rd degree syphillis) was hillarious



i was just watching one of the halloween ones today where homer sells his soul for a doughnut, and lionel hutz was reprresenting him

'dont worry mrs. simpson....i was just in the local bar...matlock was on. the bar was crowded, the sound on th V was turned down and i only stayed for 1/2 an hour but i think i've got i down'
 
I just tried that....

polarpixie: Can I pet you?

Ralph Says...: Would you like to pet my cat?

polarpixie: No...I would like to pet YOU Ralph. So Can I?

Ralph Says...: Once my daddy told me yes and I said no. Daddy, I wet my pants.

polarpixie: Oh. Does your daddy wet his pants too?

Ralph Says...: They were in the closet making babies
 
Re: I just tried that....

polarpixie said:
[B[/B] They were in the closet making babies [/B]
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Ralph: "The principal and the teacher were in the closet making babies...and I saw one of the babies...and the baby looked at me"

Father Wiggum: "The baby looked at you?" LMAO

Also: Comic Book Guy: "There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!"

I think those were quoted right, but you get the point. I LOVE THE SIMPSONS!

ND:mix:
 
Although Simpsons is Great.

Nothing can Compare to The Family Guy.
Funniest cartoon to ever strike the planet.

Simpsons is second, followed by Heathcliff.
 
I love the one where Mr. Burns was at the doctor:

Dr. - Mr Burns we found that you have every disease known to man, and 7 new disease that we just found, in you!

Mr. Burns - So I'm going to die?

Dr - Well, actually all the diseases are offsetting each other.

Mr. Burns - So you are saying I'm invincible.

Dr. - Oh God no! even the slightest chan..

Mr Burns - invincible...
 
You will "praise" me for what I am going to bring here! Nobody tought about it!

Do you remember the gay? Homer was hanging with him until he found out he was gay. He also tought his son was gay and finally he accepted him after the gay saved his like along with Barney and Moe's lives. Moe answered: Thanks you mr. gay. I'll do anything you want...Anything!!

The other one was also an hilarious episode. The simpson familly is watching a Zoro movie at the theatre. At the end of the movie; Homer does like Zoro and slaps people in the face with a glove. Homer: I challenge you to a dual!
Really funny!

Or the one Lisa and Bart are playing a hockey game against each other. They are fighting in their bedroom and Marge comes in and breaks the fight teaching them a moral lesson. Homer comes in and breaks everything Marge did by saying: That's right competition! I want you to fight for the love of your parents! Fight! fight! fight! (Homer is flashing the light in the bedroom)

The episode where Homer becomes a big brother. He is teaching his little brother the names of the stars.
Homer: This is Billy the cowboy. (pointing a star)
little boy: Wow, you know lots of things big brother Homer.

Also when he comes to register as a big brother:
the lady: why do you want to join?
Homer: (in his head) don't say vengeance! don't say vengeance!
Homer: (loud) Vengeance! d'oh!
lady: ok, you're accepted.

The episode when Bart becomes a scout. Ned Flanders and Homer are in the same boat and are lost because Homer made a paper hat with the map.
Homer: Look Bart; we have to save the food. So you have to take only little bites at the time. (homer starts eating slowly and then starts eating everything he finds really really fast) Bart, Ned and his boys have to restrain him by force.

There's tons of good episodes!
 
I forgot Groundskeeper Willie!! How could I forget Willie???
Willie: Do ye have any grease?
Cafeteria Lady: Yes. Yes we do.
Willie: (rips off shirt to show incredibly muscular body) Then Grease Me Up, woman!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!

How is Willie always so ripped?
 
anyone remember the really tall guy? he was driving in a really small car down the road and Nelson laughed at him. So the tall guy gets out and makes nelson walk down the street with his pants down and has the whole crowd point and laugh (ha ha) at nelson. Then nelson started crying. My ex g/f thought that was real mean. :rolleyes:
 
OH yea! I remember really tall guy! That was pretty funny! :D Excellent pick.


Island Son - I always thought Willie was ripped from working on the grounds all day ya know....he always has that rake with him...so I guess he rakes alot?
 
<Visions' post about peeing at night reminded me of this.>

Grandpa and Bart in Graveyard.

Bart: Grandpa do you think any of your old army buddies get up at night?

Grandpa: If they're anything like me they have to get up a couple of times.
 
the Bush episode!! Homer's fighting moves!
Sometimes I'm riding the subway, remember this stuff and start laughing to myself. But that's considered normal round here...
 
Homer: (is thinking about the greatest day of his life: when he got married, when he was running under a shower of beer...and now he found a penny) I think we have a new winner!

Homer: Today is the greatest day of my life and I own it all to skipping church.
 
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