Favorite movie quote?

[vinylgroover]

"yeah, i'd say she's airtight there Seymour" Philmore Butts in a gang bang scene from a Seymour Butts movie.

 

[sereneman]

You're gonna need a bigger boat.....

Jaws. Have to see it at least once a year. What a great movie.

 

[velvett]

"you're fucking up my chi", Stan in Swordfish.

 

[rnch]

You're gonna need a bigger boat.....

DAMMIT, CORN, u beat me to it!!!!!!!! this is one of my all time favorite movire quotes, talk about understatement!!!!!!!!!

 

[Doktor Bollix]

I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!

 

[PinK233]

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?"

 

[TheProject]

"See this? This...is my BOOMSTICK! 12 gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find it in the sporting goods department. This sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, MI. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel...and a hair trigger. Now I swear...the next one of you primates EVEN TOUCHES me..."

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see.


How tall are you, private?
"Cowboy": Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.



I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.


Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!


I don't know, but I've been told.
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Mmm, good!
Feels good!
Is good!
Real good!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!

 

[PHATchik]

From Up Close and Personal

Tally Atwater: I want you around in the morning.

Warren Justice: You already have me around in the morning. How, I don't know, but you do.

Tally Atwater: I want to know you're legally required to be there.

 

[Taps]

Reservior Dogs

Mr White: "You might get some bitch talk shit to you. What you gotta do is give her a look...live you're gonna smash her in the face next -- watch her shut the fuck up. I'm hungry...let's go get a taco."