fat. pwn.

[bran987]

some of you may remember my post about the girl who eats greasy french fries all the time but says she can't eat flax oil because "the oil makes her hair greasy".

So she asks me again today "why do you take that shit again?"

And I say "Well it's got all the Omega-3.. 'Your Fat'-ty Acids 'You need to lose weight.'"

I paused and everything

Somebody PLEASE understand the beauty of that!!!!!!!!!!

It totally went in subliminally. She was like "oh yeah, that's right."

 

[Lestat]

Re: .

good pwning

shoulda dropped a bomb on her too

 

[jackangel]

Re: .PWND fat

did you actually put in the necessary pause?

if so, props. if not, fuck you parisian.

 

[Dunk]

Re: .PWND fat

i had a hard time clicking that little dot.

 

[sawastea]

Re: .PWND fat

Did you bend her over and pump away?

 

[Scotsman]

Re: .PWND fat

I love doing that shit to people.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[KillahBee]

good stuff Bran. would have been better in a room full of people though

 

[bran987]

Re: .PWND fat

did you actually put in the necessary pause?

if so, props. if not, fuck you parisian.

yes I paused the perfect length
let me recreate it in my mind to tell you how long
between 1/2 and 1 whole second before each scarlet lettered pwning

 

[jaded]

Lmao.

 

[Y_lifter]

Was she dipping her fries in EFA Mayo ?

 

[bran987]

Was she dipping her fries in EFA Mayo ?

she uses RANCH DRESSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lestat]

Re: .PWND fat

i had a hard time clicking that little dot.

he changed it

 

[string_bean00]

she uses RANCH DRESSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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