Farting Tablets?

[Falklands]

Is there anything I can take to keep the level of protein inspired farting down while cycling? I'm not joking guys, its getting embarrassing!! I have upped the proteins, but I swear, I'm a walking nuclear power plant!!!!

This is a serious question (Just let one rip again just now!!!)

 

[dullboy]

bean-o

 

[bb079]

i tried beano and it helped. but i to get gas like a mofo from my diet. im in the middle of my cycle now and am taking in about 3700 cals a day and approx. 230g of protein. i am constantly farting. and the smell would gag a maggot. i dont really give a shit about it but my gf doesnt think its very funny. especiallywhen i do it under the blanket at night.

 

[JLA]

take more shits

 

[SlimJim300]

Bean-O is a good idea (works for my dad). I personally use L. Acidophilus, which seems to work for me.

 

[dullboy]

i tried beano and it helped. but i to get gas like a mofo from my diet. im in the middle of my cycle now and am taking in about 3700 cals a day and approx. 230g of protein. i am constantly farting. and the smell would gag a maggot. i dont really give a shit about it but my gf doesnt think its very funny. especiallywhen i do it under the blanket at night.

dutch oven.

 

[boops]

hey bro
are you taking in a large number of protein shakes???for me i was drinking 4 shakes a day on top of meals and i know what ya mean about nuclear lol but ever since i adjusted my diet to include more whole foods and less shakes it has made a world of difference....i dont put as much emphasis into a shake as i used to....give it a try, nothing to lose except maybe the nuclear reactions HAHA


now i have a shake post workout and thats it...so 4 times a week and done

 

[Vicious cycle]

hey bro
are you taking in a large number of protein shakes???for me i was drinking 4 shakes a day on top of meals and i know what ya mean about nuclear lol but ever since i adjusted my diet to include more whole foods and less shakes it has made a world of difference....i dont put as much emphasis into a shake as i used to....give it a try, nothing to lose except maybe the nuclear reactions HAHA

I would also say to ease up on the shakes.

 

[BLACKDOOG]

Buy a bottle of equate lactaid dairy aid from Wal Mart in the 120 tab bottle and take 3 tabs with each shake it will almost completely stop the bombing.

Is there anything I can take to keep the level of protein inspired farting down while cycling? I'm not joking guys, its getting embarrassing!! I have upped the proteins, but I swear, I'm a walking nuclear power plant!!!!

This is a serious question (Just let one rip again just now!!!)

 

[Joe Stenson]

ginger root

 

[Big_Joe]

Buy a bottle of equate lactaid dairy aid from Wal Mart in the 120 tab bottle and take 3 tabs with each shake it will almost completely stop the bombing.

I concur with blackdog. I bet you are lactose intolerant.

 

[ChefWide]

hmmmm.... farting is based on sugars, not proteins.. different sugars feed those lovely bacteria that make us the windbags we are... i have narrowed some of it down to the fact that if eat anything with sugar alchohols in it, glyerols, 'other sugars', etc, i could sear the eyes out the sockets of a buzzard at 1500 meters.

Try a test for me, would ya? Try making all your protein intake from NON whole foods a clean, carb free protein source: ISO AGB from anafit.com is a good choice. No friggin protein bars, k?

tell me if your hair torching flatus stays the same in either virulence or pure volume.

No kidding, i wanna know.



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[Falklands]

Chefwide: I will definitely do that. I am also giving consideration to some of the responces that suggest I am lactose intolerant. That makes alot of sence. The strawberry flavored whey protein I have in the house has the entire place smelling like a God Damn Green house in the middle of Summer!!!!!

 

[anthrax]

Ginger is supposed to help

 

[StrongChE]

The sugar alcohols, Malitol and Erythritol, kill me. I bought a bunch of the Powerbar Carb Plus and Lean Protein Bites from a discount store. Dropped over $200 to stock up. I had to have my wife return them because they were making us both gas it up. They tried to give my wife a hard time about returning them, so she got loud with the lady and told her she can't take my farting anymore, it is killing everyone in the house.

 

[Prizz]

I have the same prob bro.... Youre lactose intolerant, and all you need is Lactaid, or another anti-Lactose tab..... It will stop it from happening....

rizz

 

[Retabolil2]

take more shits

I guess it doesnt help much LOL

 

[ALIN]

Is there anything I can take to keep the level of protein inspired farting down while cycling? I'm not joking guys, its getting embarrassing!! I have upped the proteins, but I swear, I'm a walking nuclear power plant!!!!

This is a serious question (Just let one rip again just now!!!)

use higher quality proteins.

 

[Retabolil2]

I would also say to ease up on the shakes.

Its true. All those shakes were made to make people fart all around

 

[jc1908]

hell i'm married, so farting helps me pass the time at home...and keeps the kids entertained!

 

[Whacked]

WHY is everyone mentioning lactaid when we don't even know what type of protein he is consuming? Who's to say he is even ingesting lactose?

What if he is on EGG protein or Whey for that matter.

Try digestive enzymes and or Betaine HCL. They specifically help one digest excess protein.

 

[ChefWide]

my unofficial study left me with the following conclusions: when i eat whole foods along with my basic MRP of ISO AGB and Muscle Milk, i have some wind, but nothing hair removing.

on the other hand... if i consume 'protein bars' laden with crap sugar alchohols: atkins bars, Big100 choc chip cookie dough, among others... not only does the volume of my flatus increase exponentially, but more remarkably the destuctive payload which normally drops with the bigguns, enters a category hitherto un labeled in modern mythology.

 

[Sassy69]

LMAO fart discussions are still just as funny now as they were when we were kids.

Sugars -- for ex, broccoli contains a sugar that we don't have a natural enzyme to help digest - therefore, evil gas during competition cutting diet where my source of fibrous carbs is almost exclusively broccoli. Solution - Bean-o! Also Digestive Enzymes work wonders. Use high quality protein mixes w/o crap filler, watch the egg-sources & milk-source. If milk source - lactaid or just don't use it. Ginger root helps settle your stomach - we use it on the scuba charters when people come on and didnt' take their Dramamine / Triptone early enough so that it actually handles the seasickness. God knows, once one person yakks on the boat, everyone starts yakking.

Another thought - not sure if there's any connection - have you ever used any colon cleanse? If not there's probably a nice back up of waste in your colon. Colon cleanse will clean you out good.