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Fart Barker's Training Journal

Fart Barker

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Currently I am a flabby and weak girly-man. I am 31 years old, six feet tall, weigh 200 lbs, and my lungs are polluted from 13 years of smoking. I am a living and breathing toxic-waste dump. I estimate that I am comprised of about 50 lbs of fat. I became so thoroughly disgusted with myself that I quit smoking and bought a weight set. I've been training for three weeks. I've been a non-smoker for five days. These are my goals...

1. Don't smoke.
2. Drink juice instead of soft drinks.
3. Eat smaller and more nutrional meals.
4. Increase water consumption.
5. Build muscle and lose fat.
 
I like your goals- all except number 2. you should be drinking water instead of juice. juice still has lots of cals and sugar (fructose and other ADDITIONAL unnatural addititives).

if you put #5 in front of #1 I think you will be so happy with yourself you will give up smoking without second thought (easier said than done, but you will see).

wish you luck bro
 
supplements

1. Multivitamin/mineral
2. Ultimate Punch
3. Coenzyme Q10
4. Vitamin B Complex
5. Zinc
6. Melatonin
7. Metamucil
 
blood_drinker said:
I like your goals- all except number 2. you should be drinking water instead of juice. juice still has lots of cals and sugar (fructose and other ADDITIONAL unnatural addititives).

if you put #5 in front of #1 I think you will be so happy with yourself you will give up smoking without second thought (easier said than done, but you will see).

wish you luck bro

thanks

as for the juice, I am basically replacing a quart of Mountain Dew a day with a pint of juice (unsweetened apple for now) a day while increasing my water intake

I feel a hundred times better already :D
 
Hey FB! Looks like you have some really positive stuff going on there! I agree w/ blood_drinker on the juice - you can have a great diet going and the sugar from the juice will just screw up everything. Definietely make the switch to lots of water! Helps to flush the junk out of your system.

Just wanted to wish you luck!
~ sassy
 
MonStar1023 said:
Good luck bro...

:D:D

thanks :D


:toilet:

apparently one of the benefits from quitting smoking is that my turds have gone from small and soft to big and solid log-like structures

getting stronger already

244 hours without a cigarette
 
9/16/01

203 lbs 26% fat

Well, I'm still a sorry fat bastard. It seems that I'm getting fatter although I've been busting my ass. My diet went straight to hell yesterday. I ate crap all damn day long. This morning is off to a bad start as well with a heapin helpin of carrot cake. Hey at least I'm not smoking.

I feel much stronger already. Currently lifting Monday through Friday and resting on the weekend. I will probably post my routine next week.

I scrapped most of the pills I was taking. I am now taking a multivitamin everyday along with the Ultimate Punch before my workouts.
 
DAMMIT I SUCK

I SMOKED A CIGARETTE! I feel like such a friggin loser :mad:

nicotine has got to be the most addictive drug in the world
back to the drawing board...
 
one cig wont matter. I use to smoke and I tried to stop, so i had the occasional one then a quit all together.
 
202 lbs 23% fat

analyzed diet.... too much fat not enough protein
adding more turkey
replacing mayo with mustard

monday thru friday

0300 wake
0315 ultimate punch
0330 workout
0445 slim-fast
0630 granola bar
0830 granola bar
1030 turkey & cheese sandwich
1300 turkey & cheese sandwich
1500 granola bar
1730 dinner
2000 melatonin
2100 sleep

daily....
2 gallons water
1 pint fruit juice
40 grams whey

supplement list....
- ultimate punch
- slim-fast
- whey protein
- melatonin
 
monday thru friday

0300 wake
0315 ultimate punch
0330 workout
0445 slim-fast
0630 granola bar
0830 granola bar
1030 turkey & cheese sandwich
1300 turkey & cheese sandwich
1500 granola bar
1730 dinner
2000 melatonin
2100 sleep

Get more sleep! if possible. . .

good luck
 
....replacing white bread with whole wheat

yesterday I ate....

7 krispy kreme donuts :p:p
2 granola bars
6 mozeralla cheese sticks
1 cup pistachios

not gonna get anywhere eating like that
 
not much better today

ate one of those 1000 calorie beef pot pies for breakfast
for lunch I had a sandwich, chips, and a mountain dew
couple of protein shakes and some pistachios throughout the day
pork chop, green beans, scalloped potatoes for dinner

well maybe it's not too bad considering I used to eat like I did yesterday EVERYDAY

....................................need to drink more water
 
207 LBS 24% FAT

I got this from my piece of shit Tanita body fat scale yesterday afternoon. I've got to remember to do this at the same time of day cuz the readings can vary greatly from morning to night.

I QUIT SMOKING ONCE AGAIN :D
It has now been 4 days without a cigarette.

still lifting 5 days a week, Monday thru Friday
 
208 LBS --- SHOULDERS & ARMS

BB SHOULDER PRESS
65X10 - 85X10 - 105X6 - 85X8 - 85X5

EZ PREACHER CURLS
75X10 - 95X8 - 95X4 - 75X9 - 75X10 - 75X10

EZ SKULL CRUSHERS
75X12 - 75X12 - 95X5

DB TRICEP KICKBACKS
30X8 - 30X8 - 30X10 - 30X10
 
smoking

you may want to just keep smoking while you lose some weight...I've gone through the nicotine withdrawal scenario a few times myself(quit chewing 2 years ago,started smoking three months ago,quit and now lately I'm dipping again)...I feel that my appetite soars when I quit nicotine..i gain about 10lbs everytime..and i lose this 10 soon after I resume some nictine delivery system....keep your appetite in check for now,continue lifting and drop some pounds...after you have lost about 20-30lbs and have acquired some more muscle mass..then go for the cigarette withdrawal..perhaps after you have plateaued to some extent with the weights(you will make some good gains early if you are intense and consistent about your training) and feel as if you are stuck at certain weight levels(i.e. you are training the same but not gaining as before)..then quit the cigs..your appetite will go up and you will eat more for awhile(till your appetite normalizes) and this extra calorie boost can help you to continue to gain lean tissue..after a few weeks when your appetite subsides and your body and mind are used to life w/o nictine,resume your weight loss program..you will lose some of the extra lean tissue you just acquired,but the new lean/muscle tissue you have added will help you during your second round of weight loss...in short,keep the nicotine and lose those first relatively easy-to-lose early pounds(you lose a fair amount just from refraining form the quart of liquid sugar) while adding lean tissue earlty too(as I mentioned your body should respond well early)..after you get to the "sticking" point ..then move to phase two and quit the cigs at all costs..keep lifting and feed yourself a "clean" diet..phase three will then involve a life w/o cigs,good diet and regular exercise and lifting..phase three should last until you die
 
No offense buddy but are ya gonna fucking do this or not?

I mean, this may sound harsh but it's the truth.

Your diet sucks, and then you cheat on it by eating total crap and make it even worse, you've already quit smoking and started back again twice...

Shit or get off the pot bro, and yes, I've smoked, been super-unhealthy, but I didn't quit and now I'm in better shape than 99.9% of people my age. (19)

Quit quitting.
 
Fart Barker said:
207 LBS 24% FAT

I got this from my piece of shit Tanita body fat scale yesterday afternoon. I've got to remember to do this at the same time of day cuz the readings can vary greatly from morning to night.

I QUIT SMOKING ONCE AGAIN :D
It has now been 4 days without a cigarette.

still lifting 5 days a week, Monday thru Friday

3 Pieces of advice.

1. Throw the Tanita scale AWAY.

Buy some accu-measure bodyfat calipers for $28 at
ANY body-building store.

2. You have an insensitivity to insulin caused by
excessive BF%. This makes it harder to lose
fat and increases muscle-loss.

BUY some ALA(Alpha-lipoic Acid) from www.kilosports.com
and take 1000mg/day and the fat will start melting off.
$70 for 1000 100mg caps


3. INCREASE both protein and fat and restrict tota
CARBS to NO MORE than 30% total
daily calories. Once you start to lose the fat
you can increase carbs accordingly.

And keep up the good work.

Fonz
 
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