Facebookin' It

[evansteve]

So fellas,
I've realized that I am pretty damn shy and have a hard time talking to women in person. So I've found the next best way to communicate to and try to pick up chicks: the internet.

Our school recently just joined facebook (right before finals, go figure) and I've been adding hot single women from my school onto my 'friends' list left and right. anyways, I've also been careful to make sure that I add girls on my list who live near the area,
The goal: Strike up a conversation with some of them through messaging each other, then ask them if they want to hang out sometime, get her number,
and then hang out with her.

Its a novel plan, except that a lot of times if I message a girl that I dont know and say hi, a lot of times they wont even message me back. But some of them take it real well, and are friendly and all.

Anyways, I managed to get a girls number on facebook (I also know her as a friend kinda from freshman year) and she's hot. Very hot. She said she's free on most weekends and to just call her. She has my number too.

Anyways its funny, cuz yesterday and today, I've just been too lazy to call her. I ask myself why I'm so frickin lazy, and try to remind myself how bad I want to have a woman, but it doesnt motivate me.
I'm starting to wonder if I really even want a woman all that bad. Heh, there is another girl I could call too, but I havent called her yet this summer. go figure. a part of me just doesnt want to put in the work, and i dont care, but a part of me really wants to get a woman this summer.
which part is right?

Anyways, my goal is to keep on messaging girls on facebook and get more numbers.

I have also been contemplating joining some type of dating website, maybe even multiple ones. The more opportunities the better.
Also, if I make it to church this wednesday, I might try to do some macking there, we'll see. Hopefully this summer will be a pimpin one.

 

[Cutiebaby]

what if they post up a pic of a really hot girl but she turns out to be a fat cow?

 

[KillahBee]

I did not read a word of that, but I assume I can sum it all up:

I am geigh, girls realize I am geigh. Can you help me stop being geigh and/or I am going to stop being geigh like this..

 

[Cutiebaby]

I did not read a word of that, but I assume I can sum it all up:

I am geigh, girls realize I am geigh. Can you help me stop being geigh and/or I am going to stop being geigh like this..

lmao........

 

[evansteve]

what if they post up a pic of a really hot girl but she turns out to be a fat cow?

well then I guess I'm fucked

 

[awittyusername]

well then I guess I'm fucked

No!

How many times do we have to tell you to forget about the hot chicks!!!!

Start out with one thats a little chubby with a speach impediment. Then, work your way up.

I worked my way up to the hottest girl in my area...She made my life a living hell. She was a spoiled selfish bitch, because punks kissed her ass her whole life.

Now, I miss that little chubby girl with the speach impediment.

 

[Gambino]

Hit on the handicap broads they are easier to seperate from the pack

 

[evansteve]

No!

How many times do we have to tell you to forget about the hot chicks!!!!

Start out with one thats a little chubby with a speach impediment. Then, work your way up.

I worked my way up to the hottest girl in my area...She made my life a living hell. She was a spoiled selfish bitch, because punks kissed her ass her whole life.

Now, I miss that little chubby girl with the speach impediment.

lol,
im going to be honest. I do not like to use women as practice, or as a tool so that I can upgrade to a better woman.

Now if I actually felt some attraction to the chubby girl, then I might date her. But if I dont feel attracted to her at all, I see no point in practicing on her, because by doing that you are just giving her the wrong idea, and that is a mean thing to do.

 

[awittyusername]

lol,
im going to be honest. I do not like to use women as practice, or as a tool so that I can upgrade to a better woman.

Now if I actually felt some attraction to the chubby girl, then I might date her. But if I dont feel attracted to her at all, I see no point in practicing on her, because by doing that you are just giving her the wrong idea, and that is a mean thing to do.

Its not that you would be using them as a "tool"

Its just the hot chicks you are going for....think you are a "tool"

Trust me bro. Look had at yourself and come up with an hosest rating up of yourself. For example, a 7. You need to start looking for 5s.

I agree that the upgrading to something better is wrong!!! But, I learned it from the women themselves!!!

Trust me that chubby 5 is going to drop your ass... as soon as the captain of the chess club asks her to go to the Church's Ice Cream Social

 

[evansteve]

Its not that you would be using them as a "tool"

Its just the hot chicks you are going for....think you are a "tool"

Trust me bro. Look had at yourself and come up with an hosest rating up of yourself. For example, a 7. You need to start looking for 5s.

I agree that the upgrading to something better is wrong!!! But, I learned it from the women themselves!!!

Trust me that chubby 5 is going to drop your ass... as soon as the captain of the chess club asks her to go to the Church's Ice Cream Social

Yeah, I know women upgrade too, but that doesnt mean that its right.

Heh, so you think that if I am a 7 I should start going after 5s? Why not other 7s? (or anything that I find attractive for that matter)

If a chubby drops my ass its not like its the end of the world. After all, who said that I wanted a chubby in the first place?

 

[UA_Iron]

I messaged some girl on facebook and told her she smelled like garlic.

We ended up hooking up and I even busted out the shocker on her.

 

[Agathe]

you will never get laid

 

[awittyusername]

I messaged some girl on facebook and told her she smelled like garlic.

We ended up hooking up and I even busted out the shocker on her.

You give me hope for the future of the young men growing up.

Flexxygell, I'm not saying your a 7...You might be 7.54.???? I'm just saying..

oh forget it.

 

[Bobber]

lol,
im going to be honest. I do not like to use women as practice, or as a tool so that I can upgrade to a better woman.

Hmmmm.....novel idea. Is this because you don't want to or just because you can't?

 

[Agathe]

because he hasnt hit it yet

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

you forgot the summary notes at the end.

 

[jerkbox]

lol....

 

[tiger88]

ok so do you just want to fuck or actually have a gf?

if u just want to fuck i am pretty sure i can save your ass and u can shoot your load

 

[Beachbum1546]

are you my facebook friend?
I'm from S.Carolina.
If not let me know.

 

[RADAR]

LMAO!@ this thread!

RADAR

 

[awittyusername]

LMAO!@ this thread!

RADAR

Just like the good old days

 

[evansteve]

I messaged some girl on facebook and told her she smelled like garlic.

We ended up hooking up and I even busted out the shocker on her.

LOL
The Deacon Effect. Very nice.

Maybe I'll have to try that sometime.

 

[evansteve]

you will never get laid

thats meaner than telling someone that they are ugly.

you forgot the summary notes at the end.

Didnt feel like it this time.

are you my facebook friend?
I'm from S.Carolina.
If not let me know.

only if you can hook me up with facebook babes from minnesota

ok so do you just want to fuck or actually have a gf?

if u just want to fuck i am pretty sure i can save your ass and u can shoot your load

I mainly want to have a g/f. Although randomly play may be fun, I'm not going to work to get it. I want a relationship.

 

[-SD-]

Foxy, what you are doing is not novel. I was doing this many years ago, young Padowan.
Im thinking you might be better off if you got to know the Dark Side better (go GAY)

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

thats meaner than telling someone that they are ugly.

true

 

[evansteve]

Foxy, what you are doing is not novel. I was doing this many years ago, young Padowan.

On what kind of service though? Facebook has only been around for the last year.

Im thinking you might be better off if you got to know the Dark Side better (go GAY)

never.

 

[-SD-]

On what kind of service though? Facebook has only been around for the last year.



never.

Ive forgotten more about internet dating than you will ever know. The first time I got laid from a girl I met off the internet was 1996, but that was a local BBS server. The fact is Facebook may have only been around for the last year but the concept is still the same, which is contacting chicks via an electronic medium. The rest is just details. Although I highly recommend it since you are still a jedi in novice training.

 

[evansteve]

Ive forgotten more about internet dating than you will ever know. The first time I got laid from a girl I met off the internet was 1996, but that was a local BBS server. The fact is Facebook may have only been around for the last year but the concept is still the same, which is contacting chicks via an electronic medium. The rest is just details. Although I highly recommend it since you are still a jedi in novice training.

I think I am going to join a dating service this summer. Any recommendations? Would Christiansingles.com make any sense? Or should I join one thats more popular and probably has just as many Christian women?

 

[awittyusername]

Ive forgotten more about internet dating than you will ever know. The first time I got laid from a girl I met off the internet was 1996, but that was a local BBS server. The fact is Facebook may have only been around for the last year but the concept is still the same, which is contacting chicks via an electronic medium. The rest is just details. Although I highly recommend it since you are still a jedi in novice training.

The info you offer him could change his life....But, we all know foxygel will not take it.

 

[Gambino]

I think I am going to join a dating service this summer. Any recommendations? Would Christiansingles.com make any sense? Or should I join one thats more popular and probably has just as many Christian women?

adultfriendfinder.com young flexygel

 

[evansteve]

adultfriendfinder.com young flexygel

lmao

 

[awittyusername]

adultfriendfinder.com young flexygel

lol

I bet we could get more ass off the christian dating site. I'm seriously thinking of joining....Those christian girls are horny!!1

 

[-SD-]

I think I am going to join a dating service this summer. Any recommendations? Would Christiansingles.com make any sense? Or should I join one thats more popular and probably has just as many Christian women?

If you must have a Christian woman than choose a Christian dating site. No matter what site you choose you need to first setup a free profile and browse all of the women profiles to get a feel for the quantity/quality of the women on the site, then decide which site to join. if any site you can find offers a free trial, then set up your profile WITH PICS. Then sit down for a good 3 or 4 hours and blast out as many emails as you can to all the women you are even remotely interested in. I would use your copy and paste option to save time because you will get sick and tired of typing emails over and over again to dozens of women. Use a standard email message that will work with all women such as "You might be interesting so I thought I would say hi. How do you like this site so far?"
The email message you send out to everyone is critical. Notice I said she "MIGHT be interesting", in order to give the women the impression that it is up to them to impress you instead of the other way around. You might not know what I am talking about but women will, VERY subtle but effective nonetheless. And always end with some form of a question in order to provide something for them to email you back, otherwise if you just make some statement a lot of women will sit there and say "gee, thats nice" and delete your email because you didnt stimulate them to talk about themselves, which women always like to do of course.
Regular dating sites that have served me well are yahoo personals, match.com, matchmaker.com, adultfriendfinder.com (only for jedi knights or sith lords)

 

[Beachbum1546]

only if you can hook me up with facebook babes from minnesota

check out this hottie i found for you
http://www.muchosucko.com/img6022.html
thank me later

 

[SAGAT]

dude.

just.

give.

up.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Oh God help us.

 

[evansteve]

dude.

just.

give.

up.

why?

fuck

that.

 

[nycgirl]

what if they post up a pic of a really hot girl but she turns out to be a fat cow?

I can't believe this post got through without the plumper advocates saying something.

angel_girl, we need more posts from you.

 

[needtogetaas]

I did not read a word of that, but I assume I can sum it all up:

I am geigh, girls realize I am geigh. Can you help me stop being geigh and/or I am going to stop being geigh like this..

exactly.

 

[awittyusername]

I can't believe this post got through without the plumper advocates saying something.

angel_girl, we need more posts from you.

Why do you hate the plumpers so?

 

[nycgirl]

Why do you hate the plumpers so?

I don't hate anyone.

Why are you starting trouble?

 

[Lestat]

good luck with it man

 

[awittyusername]

I don't hate anyone.

Why are you starting trouble?

You told me you hate all plumpers. And, I said I love everyone equal, because we are all beautiful on the inside.

 

[nycgirl]

You told me you hate all plumpers. And, I said I love everyone equal, because we are all beautiful on the inside.

I never said that. Now, I'm going to start getting hate PMs.

 

[Rex]

My buddy uses that. A girl we went to highschool with, who wanted to date him, but was involved at the time or vice versa contacted him 3 years later using that, or something of the sort. Now they're talking again.

 

[evansteve]

My buddy uses that. A girl we went to highschool with, who wanted to date him, but was involved at the time or vice versa contacted him 3 years later using that, or something of the sort. Now they're talking again.

Its a useful tool.

 

[theoak01]

then call these women dammit or stop bitching and be alone-the end

 

[chewyxrage]

Depends...You could come across as a freaky stalker pyscho very easily. I've had several girls mention that they get creepy IM's after posting their AIM name on facebook

 

[Gambino]

Depends...You could come across as a freaky stalker pyscho very easily. I've had several girls mention that they get creepy IM's after posting their AIM name on facebook

dude i went to the science museum in chicago, the Body Works exhibit...you heard or been to that??
pretty fucking cool

 

[strangebrew]

I'd like to know which one of you geniuses invented Evansteve.

 

[Agathe]

Depends...You could come across as a freaky stalker pyscho very easily. I've had several girls mention that they get creepy IM's after posting their AIM name on facebook

that's why he will never get laid


stop creepin out girls, its not gonna happen that way foxy.

 

[tiger88]

even do a test/dbol cycle this summer

 

[Agathe]

and drink a lot of alcohol.

 

[chewyxrage]

dude i went to the science museum in chicago, the Body Works exhibit...you heard or been to that??
pretty fucking cool

"Body Worlds" No I haven't seen it, but I read about it. Sounds pretty fuckin cool.

 

[Gambino]

"Body Worlds" No I haven't seen it, but I read about it. Sounds pretty fuckin cool.

It was dude, you should check it out.
my bro's graduation was at the Oprah place...pretty cool as well

 

[tiger88]

dude Id bet money i could gert u laid in under 14 days if u hung out with me for those 2 weeks and went out all the time (u nose may burn after it but it would something to tell ur skillets back in the mid west)

 

[evansteve]

that's why he will never get laid


stop creepin out girls, its not gonna happen that way foxy.

I dont just AIM girls on facebook who leave their AIM handles up. Sure I might try to hit on some new girl, but thats all. I'm not as creepy as you guys think.

 

[Gambino]

dude Id bet money i could gert u laid in under 14 days if u hung out with me for those 2 weeks and went out all the time (u nose may burn after it but it would something to tell ur skillets back in the mid west)

you do a lot of blow tiger?
never done it here

 

[evansteve]

dude Id bet money i could gert u laid in under 14 days if u hung out with me for those 2 weeks and went out all the time (u nose may burn after it but it would something to tell ur skillets back in the mid west)

nose burn? lol. sadly I dont get it.

Where are you from. Man if someone volunteered to hang out with me and coach me for 14 days, that would be tight, especially if they guaranteed that they could get me a gal.

even do a test/dbol cycle this summer

no way mang, gotta stay natural. plus I need to really fix my diet and workouts before I'd even consider doing something like that

 

[tiger88]

done my far share...good shit

but HARD TO FIND real stuff these days (thats what happens when u live in the mexican part of the city

u get it cheaped out with tina.. and a few lines of that shit and it like not a coke high..

it sucks
supped up and the feeling of well being ..no dick action

i love 20 mg of addy up the nose... USE a credit card to break it uop....fuck that razor shit.. where did that idea come from????? razors sucks.. ppl watch way too many movies


evensteve... do u see doing drugs as a sin???

 

[Agathe]

I dont just AIM girls on facebook who leave their AIM handles up. Sure I might try to hit on some new girl, but thats all. I'm not as creepy as you guys think.

You will never atract a girl over the facebook, it will only creep her out and she'll have to hurt your feelings.

She doesn't know and the truth is that she prolly doesnt wanna meet you over the internet. Why don't you try to talk to girls first(in person), add them to facebook and talk to them on aim. Without scaring them away.

 

[DIVISION]

Why don't you try to talk to girls first(in person), add them to facebook and talk to them on aim. Without scaring them away.

We've already been over this with foxygel......he has a problem meeting women.....

Literally.




DIV

 

[deltreefitness]

JerseyArt?

 

[tiger88]

i know where u live... i come to midwest once and a while and was gonna see if u wnated to meet up or some shit... i live out in the valley

but i would just force u go approach bitches and watxh u get shut down until u get it rioght...

1. first off i need to make u really pretty.. new clothes/tanning beds/ possible teeth whiting/ etc i need u to look fuckable (so girls or even the gays approach)
2. then go out in public like the mall and make u approach chics..
3. go out to eat and i will make go over and sit at a table full of girls and talk to thm,
4. hit on the waiters
5. go to water park/pool/beach and hit on chics
6. go to the bars and force it on you
7. art galleires/muesems..
8. also hit on married women... they are the best to flirt with.. esp in grocery stores


i would force ur ass or i wouldnt drive u home.. ur bitch ass would be walking
basically fight or flight bro.. getting shut down is what it takes.. u learn from uyour mistakes

 

[deltreefitness]

Ive forgotten more about internet dating than you will ever know. The first time I got laid from a girl I met off the internet was 1996, but that was a local BBS server.

A girl using BBS? In '96? That's all I'm going to say.

 

[evansteve]

done my far share...good shit

but HARD TO FIND real stuff these days (thats what happens when u live in the mexican part of the city

u get it cheaped out with tina.. and a few lines of that shit and it like not a coke high..

it sucks
supped up and the feeling of well being ..no dick action

i love 20 mg of addy up the nose... USE a credit card to break it uop....fuck that razor shit.. where did that idea come from????? razors sucks.. ppl watch way too many movies


evensteve... do u see doing drugs as a sin???

ha, i get it now, become a druggie.

are you saying I should use drugs, or sell drugs, or do both?

I could see how selling drugs for play could work (ex:

But I dont think thats my style, and yes I see using drugs as a sin cuz its harming your body.

 

[evansteve]

We've already been over this with foxygel......he has a problem meeting women.....

Literally.

DIV

exactly, and even when I do meet them, I have an even harder time forcing the right words out, and breaking past my shyness. It takes a lot of balls to make myself ask for a number or something.

 

[chewyxrage]

A girl using BBS? In '96? That's all I'm going to say.

I was rockin' the 2400 baud modem in '96, now that shit was hilarious

 

[tiger88]

not sell never sell dont be an addict.. donr try if u doint the ppl

crush a bowl = stress relief

 

[evansteve]

i know where u live... i come to midwest once and a while and was gonna see if u wnated to meet up or some shit... i live out in the valley

but i would just force u go approach bitches and watxh u get shut down until u get it rioght...

1. first off i need to make u really pretty.. new clothes/tanning beds/ possible teeth whiting/ etc i need u to look fuckable (so girls or even the gays approach)
2. then go out in public like the mall and make u approach chics..
3. go out to eat and i will make go over and sit at a table full of girls and talk to thm,
4. hit on the waiters
5. go to water park/pool/beach and hit on chics
6. go to the bars and force it on you
7. art galleires/muesems..
8. also hit on married women... they are the best to flirt with.. esp in grocery stores


i would force ur ass or i wouldnt drive u home.. ur bitch ass would be walking
basically fight or flight bro.. getting shut down is what it takes.. u learn from uyour mistakes

I honestly think that might encourage me to snap out of my shell. Accountability is a beautiful thing. especially hard accountability

If you are in the midwest sometime around here, I'd be down.

 

[tiger88]

^^ i would so meet you

all i would do is put in you in situations where u HAVE to talk to chics and get to know them... getting shot down is part of the process..

sometimes u will make a connection sometimes no.. just move on..

no drugs or booze for u (well id consume your share )

 

[Agathe]

okay well if you can't talk to chicks period, you need to go for the deaf ones. That's your best chance of getting some.

I mean seriously, you'll have to start out with shit and go for leftovers in hope to become more confident around women. Girls on rebound who just want to get some and fat chicks, who also want to get some.

Anyway, you must have some friends who have girls as friends. If you don't you should prolly look for friends first and than move on to girlfriends.

 

[Lestat]

i know where u live... i come to midwest once and a while and was gonna see if u wnated to meet up or some shit... i live out in the valley

but i would just force u go approach bitches and watxh u get shut down until u get it rioght...

1. first off i need to make u really pretty.. new clothes/tanning beds/ possible teeth whiting/ etc i need u to look fuckable (so girls or even the gays approach)
2. then go out in public like the mall and make u approach chics..
3. go out to eat and i will make go over and sit at a table full of girls and talk to thm,
4. hit on the waiters
5. go to water park/pool/beach and hit on chics
6. go to the bars and force it on you
7. art galleires/muesems..
8. also hit on married women... they are the best to flirt with.. esp in grocery stores


i would force ur ass or i wouldnt drive u home.. ur bitch ass would be walking
basically fight or flight bro.. getting shut down is what it takes.. u learn from uyour mistakes

dude you are a genius.

What's his prize if he gets a chick, will you join him and her for a bi three way?

 

[Lestat]

dude steve, I know you think drugs are bayd and all that, but they might do you some good, losen you up a bit.

 

[PussyWhipped]

Checkout TheAssBook.net (it's a real site).

Started as a parody of facebook, and now has about 600 members across the country and growing. It's the evil twin of facebook with bare butts instead of faces.

http://maroon.uchicago.edu/news/articles/2005/05/13/facebook_parody_puts.php

 

[SAGAT]

I'd like to know which one of you geniuses invented Evansteve.

exactly, this guy can't be for real

 

[evansteve]

Anyway, you must have some friends who have girls as friends. If you don't you should prolly look for friends first and than move on to girlfriends.

okay, I dont get this. why waste time making male friends who know females, when I could just look for a female that I like?

I dont see the point in using female friends to meet other females either. I dont like using people. I'll hang out with female friends (women I'm not interested in) when I want to, but I'd much rather prefer to hang out with attractive female friends who I maybe can hook up with.

 

[nutsnack]

I mainly want to have a g/f. Although randomly play may be fun, I'm not going to work to get it. I want a relationship.

relationships require work.. random play involves no work

my random play = me calling some girl out of the blue.. fucking her and she never calls me and i never call her until we want something... that is the least amount of work you will get!

 

[evansteve]

relationships require work.. random play involves no work

my random play = me calling some girl out of the blue.. fucking her and she never calls me and i never call her until we want something... that is the least amount of work you will get!

i wish i knew some hot girls who were game for that.

 

[nutsnack]

i wish i knew some hot girls who were game for that.

LOWER YOUR FUCKING STANDARDS.. a great man once said, "I've never fucked a 10, but one night a fucked five 2's"

 

[evansteve]

LOWER YOUR FUCKING STANDARDS.. a great man once said, "I've never fucked a 10, but one night a fucked five 2's"

there comes a point when standards can no longer be lowered. For example: I will not make out with a woman whose appearances repel me.

a 2 would be disgusting, and probably cause more harm to me than good.

 

[nutsnack]

there comes a point when standards can no longer be lowered. For example: I will not make out with a woman whose appearances repel me.

a 2 would be disgusting, and probably cause more harm to me than good.

this is not true.. you obviously need a boost in confidence and hooking up with ANYONE will do it so just lower ure standards and hook up w/ a porker! most porkers r decent in the face.. just a... porker!

 

[evansteve]

this is not true.. you obviously need a boost in confidence and hooking up with ANYONE will do it so just lower ure standards and hook up w/ a porker! most porkers r decent in the face.. just a... porker!

i will not use people, just so that i can boost my confidence and get hotter chicks.

plus i dont see how banging a porker will boost my confidence.

and if i felt like the only reason i was bangin her was to boost my confidence around hotter girls, then i wouldnt feel very good about that.

unless she knew that i was just using her in the first place. then it may be okay.

 

[nutsnack]

i will not use people, just so that i can boost my confidence and get hotter chicks.

plus i dont see how banging a porker will boost my confidence.

and if i felt like the only reason i was bangin her was to boost my confidence around hotter girls, then i wouldnt feel very good about that.

unless she knew that i was just using her in the first place. then it may be okay.

you are a virgin aren't you?

 

[evansteve]

you are a virgin aren't you?

better to be a virgin and to not use people, than to use people just to get your jollies off.

 

[PussyWhipped]

....
unless she knew that i was just using her in the first place. then it may be okay.

there's hope for you yet... (see "fuck-buddies")

 

[SAGAT]

dude....is your name craig by any chance?
i saw that true life thingyshit on MTV yesterday, there was this guy who had a phobia concerning talking to women, you should watch that.
he was a total tool and looked the part too but even he just stepped up to a woman (EVENTUALLY...)

 

[evansteve]

dude....is your name craig by any chance?
i saw that true life thingyshit on MTV yesterday, there was this guy who had a phobia concerning talking to women, you should watch that.
he was a total tool and looked the part too but even he just stepped up to a woman (EVENTUALLY...)

no, my name is Steve

 

[-SD-]

there comes a point when standards can no longer be lowered. For example: I will not make out with a woman whose appearances repel me.

a 2 would be disgusting, and probably cause more harm to me than good.

You dont understand the POWER of the dark side.

 

[evansteve]

You dont understand the POWER of the dark side.

LOL
u mean the alluring power of plumper women?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

no, my name is Steve

I think the Steve's on this board have the lowest self esteem.

 

[evansteve]

I think the Steve's on this board have the lowest self esteem.

ha, which other Steve's are you referring to?
is your name Steve?

 

[sigweed]

dude

take the summer and get good at a sport, try out for your school's team... and you're golden
you know when you see a crazy hot chick with a douche-y looking guy? it's because hes captain of the lacrosse team

 

[evansteve]

dude

take the summer and get good at a sport, try out for your school's team... and you're golden
you know when you see a crazy hot chick with a douche-y looking guy? it's because hes captain of the lacrosse team

lol, you raise a good point.
the women at my school do fall for the athletes, but mainly the athletes that perform well.

I'm just not sure whether or not I could get good enough to play for a sport at my college. In highschool I did sports, but at college its a whole different thing, you have to be good to play.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

ha, which other Steve's are you referring to?
is your name Steve?

me and dialtone

 

[UA_Iron]

Dude you got 185 friends at your college, a lot look like cute chicks too. How can you not scam some action?

 

[evansteve]

Dude you got 185 friends at your college, a lot look like cute chicks too. How can you not scam some action?

I'm working some game on there right now as we speak.
(I've only been talking to a few of those 185 chicks, and I may need to change that.)

 

[tiger88]

I think the Steve's on this board have the lowest self esteem.

dont lower your morals dude... it will mess with your mind (for steve yes)

but my steve has a ton of self esteem... he is one cocky arrogant hottie

 

[UA_Iron]

dont lower your morals dude... it will mess with your mind (for steve yes)

but my steve has a ton of self esteem... he is one cocky arrogant hottie

is steve your buddy?

 

[deltreefitness]

ha, i get it now, become a druggie.

are you saying I should use drugs, or sell drugs, or do both?

I could see how selling drugs for play could work (ex:

But I dont think thats my style, and yes I see using drugs as a sin cuz its harming your body.

First off using drugs does not make you a "druggie" - just like drinking doesn't make you a "drunk" or alcoholic. (I know alcohol is a drug but I'm differentiating to make a point)

As far as it being a sin, so is premarital sex but I don't see you caring much about that. I know it's Xtian tradition to pick and choose sins that suite them.