F*&^!!!

[heatherrae]

maybe you don't deserve 4 pumps. i'd give you 2 pumps & a grind. that's it.

It has been so long since I had sex now that would probably do the trick these days. Well, if it was any primate except you, that is.

 

[gotmilk]

My dad is the suckiest matchmaker ever.

 

[heatherrae]

"im NOT REALLY enjoying this attention..."

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

anyway which guy got you pregnant? peter parkers editor guy? or the pool guy (let it be the pool guy, editor guy was a twat)

the twat. Oh how I wish I hadn't been such a ninny and had actually cheated on him.

 

[gotmilk]

but unfortunately came in 2 strokes.

My college roommate was a 10=pump chump. He would make the girls sleep on the floor after giving them the best 8 seconds of their lives

 

[heatherrae]

My college roommate was a 10=pump chump. He would make the girls sleep on the floor after giving them the best 8 seconds of their lives

LOL...ten strokes was 5 times better than the guy I was with...sad, sad, sad.



I've dropped the F bomb lots in this thread. I must be frustrated...lol.

 

[heavy_duty]

Many customers don't complain they just don't come back.

How many compliments have you had on your fucknique?

remember, its not the absence of complaints but the presence of compliments
that tells the story

hehehe...I never had any complaints, but that time I didn't have TIME to do anything. He pretty much jumped on top of me and came in one second flat.

 

[UA_Iron]

It's been my experience that Heathers generally fuck pretty well

 

[heatherrae]

Many customers don't complain they just don't come back.

How many compliments have you had on your fucknique?

remember, its not the absence of complaints but the presence of compliments
that tells the story

I can't sit here and brag about pillow talk. It would just sound like silly boasting. Let's just say, I don't think it was me.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

LOL...nah, I actually was nice and walked in and said, "Hey Biggie, it is nice to see you again. I'm not feeling great and am going to go to my room, but it is nice seeing you."

What the f#*k? Would you try to set your daughter up with a guy whose nickname is "Biggie"? Dang.

Now he is in there talking about how his ex is late paying him child support for their 3 kids and how when she comes to beg him back what he is going to say to her. He came over here in hunting gear. I should pour deer scent on myself to make him feel at home.

I'll date you wanna see my pic?

 

[heatherrae]

I'll date you wanna see my pic?

heehehe...sure. Send naked photos, please and sexual references. lol...just teasing.