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Every Woman Wants a Penis....

velvett said:
Detachable and with batteries.

Thats the only thing detachable about a women. Most become attached if you call them twice in a day.
 
Citruscide said:
PENIS ENVY! :)

C-ditty

While I adore the penis, I'm much happier that I'm a woman and that I have a vagina. There are so many more ways that we can receive pleasure and achieve different kinds of orgasms easilly. Hell...some women can achieve orgasms from nipple stimulation alone. And...orgasms...we can do it OVER AND OVER again without going limp or needing recovery time.

Penis envy...I think not! Penis love...YES! :blow:
 
MrsPuddlesFL said:


While I adore the penis, I'm much happier that I'm a woman and that I have a vagina. There are so many more ways that we can receive pleasure and achieve different kinds of orgasms easilly. Hell...some women can achieve orgasms from nipple stimulation alone. And...orgasms...we can do it OVER AND OVER again without going limp or needing recovery time.

Penis envy...I think not! Penis love...YES! :blow:

Call it what you want to.....

Who goes limp?????

C-ditty
 
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MrsPuddlesFL said:


While I adore the penis, I'm much happier that I'm a woman and that I have a vagina. There are so many more ways that we can receive pleasure and achieve different kinds of orgasms easilly. Hell...some women can achieve orgasms from nipple stimulation alone. And...orgasms...we can do it OVER AND OVER again without going limp or needing recovery time.

Penis envy...I think not! Penis love...YES! :blow:



FACT:

Avg. man has over 5000 orgasms in their life.

Avg. woman is fair to middling at faking them.
 
Testosterone boy said:




FACT:

Avg. man has over 5000 orgasms in their life from jerking it.

Avg. woman is fair to middling at faking them due to the man's ineptness and lack of sensitivity in giving her pleasure.

Interesting statistics.
 
Testosterone boy said:



You seem to think that men exist to give you pleasure. Fact is we sometimes prefer not having to worry about a partner with her various problems and issues.

You don't know how I think. I was poking fun at your "FACT" comments.

How I think...here's an example. Yesterday was Vallentine's day. My husband is stuck at home sick with the flu. It's also our 19th anniversary. And I'm cramping bad from that time of the month. I went out and got him delicious bannana nut pancakes for breakfast. Cooked him homemade chicken soup. Got him different kinds of cough drops and meds. Gave him two blow jobs. I did the laundry. And I'm also sick. I didn't ask for or expect a single thing. Everything I did for him was done out of love. I feel awful that he's so sick and I will do anything I can to make his sick days better.

So...get off your woman hating high horse already. Your negativity really sucks big moose dick.
 
MrsPuddlesFL said:


You don't know how I think. I was poking fun at your "FACT" comments.

How I think...here's an example. Yesterday was Vallentine's day. My husband is stuck at home sick with the flu. It's also our 19th anniversary. And I'm cramping bad from that time of the month. I went out and got him delicious bannana nut pancakes for breakfast. Cooked him homemade chicken soup. Got him different kinds of cough drops and meds. Gave him two blow jobs. I did the laundry. And I'm also sick. I didn't ask for or expect a single thing. Everything I did for him was done out of love. I feel awful that he's so sick and I will do anything I can to make his sick days better.

So...get off your woman hating high horse already. Your negativity really sucks big moose dick.

:angel:
 
MrsPuddlesFL said:


You don't know how I think. I was poking fun at your "FACT" comments.

How I think...here's an example. Yesterday was Vallentine's day. My husband is stuck at home sick with the flu. It's also our 19th anniversary. And I'm cramping bad from that time of the month. I went out and got him delicious bannana nut pancakes for breakfast. Cooked him homemade chicken soup. Got him different kinds of cough drops and meds. Gave him two blow jobs. I did the laundry. And I'm also sick. I didn't ask for or expect a single thing. Everything I did for him was done out of love. I feel awful that he's so sick and I will do anything I can to make his sick days better.

So...get off your woman hating high horse already. Your negativity really sucks big moose dick.



Noyone has ever accused me of being a woman hater before. You are just a spoiled brat.
 
Testosterone boy said:

Noyone has ever accused me of being a woman hater before. You are just a spoiled brat.


Maybe woman hater is a bit strong, so if I'm wrong, I do appologize. I guess I don't know you, just like you don't know me. All I know about you is what I see in your posts. I've seen a lot of negativity twards women in general and bi-women in particular. Negativity just irritates me.

And actually, I'm not spoiled. I work very hard for every thing I have. And I will do almost anything to help out a friend or loved one.

Now I'm off to watch TV with my husband. He's awake again and wants me to be with him. :)
 
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