Testosterone boy
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This is the title of a series of adult movies. It is true you know. They are all boiling with jealosy. 
velvett said:Detachable and with batteries.
velvett said:Detachable and with batteries.
velvett said:
You mean your penis doesn't vibrate?
Oh the HORROR!
velvett said:
You mean your penis doesn't vibrate?
Oh the HORROR!

Citruscide said:PENIS ENVY!
C-ditty

MrsPuddlesFL said:
While I adore the penis, I'm much happier that I'm a woman and that I have a vagina. There are so many more ways that we can receive pleasure and achieve different kinds of orgasms easilly. Hell...some women can achieve orgasms from nipple stimulation alone. And...orgasms...we can do it OVER AND OVER again without going limp or needing recovery time.
Penis envy...I think not! Penis love...YES!![]()
Citruscide said:Who goes limp?????
C-ditty
MrsPuddlesFL said:
While I adore the penis, I'm much happier that I'm a woman and that I have a vagina. There are so many more ways that we can receive pleasure and achieve different kinds of orgasms easilly. Hell...some women can achieve orgasms from nipple stimulation alone. And...orgasms...we can do it OVER AND OVER again without going limp or needing recovery time.
Penis envy...I think not! Penis love...YES!![]()
Testosterone boy said:
FACT:
Avg. man has over 5000 orgasms in their life from jerking it.
Avg. woman is fair to middling at faking them due to the man's ineptness and lack of sensitivity in giving her pleasure.
MrsPuddlesFL said:
Interesting statistics.
Testosterone boy said:
You seem to think that men exist to give you pleasure. Fact is we sometimes prefer not having to worry about a partner with her various problems and issues.
MrsPuddlesFL said:
You don't know how I think. I was poking fun at your "FACT" comments.
How I think...here's an example. Yesterday was Vallentine's day. My husband is stuck at home sick with the flu. It's also our 19th anniversary. And I'm cramping bad from that time of the month. I went out and got him delicious bannana nut pancakes for breakfast. Cooked him homemade chicken soup. Got him different kinds of cough drops and meds. Gave him two blow jobs. I did the laundry. And I'm also sick. I didn't ask for or expect a single thing. Everything I did for him was done out of love. I feel awful that he's so sick and I will do anything I can to make his sick days better.
So...get off your woman hating high horse already. Your negativity really sucks big moose dick.

MrsPuddlesFL said:
You don't know how I think. I was poking fun at your "FACT" comments.
How I think...here's an example. Yesterday was Vallentine's day. My husband is stuck at home sick with the flu. It's also our 19th anniversary. And I'm cramping bad from that time of the month. I went out and got him delicious bannana nut pancakes for breakfast. Cooked him homemade chicken soup. Got him different kinds of cough drops and meds. Gave him two blow jobs. I did the laundry. And I'm also sick. I didn't ask for or expect a single thing. Everything I did for him was done out of love. I feel awful that he's so sick and I will do anything I can to make his sick days better.
So...get off your woman hating high horse already. Your negativity really sucks big moose dick.
Testosterone boy said:
Noyone has ever accused me of being a woman hater before. You are just a spoiled brat.
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