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Ever shit your pants while lifting?

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beefybull

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LOL...

I was just reminiscing about lifting and remembered that a few times, I almost dropped a load while I was squatting.

Now there is virtually no chance b/c I try to not eat for a minimum of 1 hour before I train.
 
no, but i have pushed out some toxic, noisy, boxer fluttering putrid, aromatic ass trumpets!!!!!!!!:FRlol:
 
No, but I ripped one pretty loud on the leg press one day with my friend standing right next to me.

He almost died laughing.

I've also let some silent deadly ones go on SLDL's
 
Ted Kennedy was flying with Arnold Swarzenegger several years ago. Ted asked, "Arnold, have you ever gotten a blowjob from a guy?"

Arnold responded, "Ted, if I had - I sure wouldn't tell you about it."

But to answer your question: no.
 
I woke up this morning and went on the computer...check the board and see this thread. For some reason it just struck me as hilarious. I just started laughing so hard

thanks

I always feel really close to it while doing gms. If it ever does happen i video my workouts so surely i will post it for your entertainment
 
t3c said:
I woke up this morning and went on the computer...check the board and see this thread. For some reason it just struck me as hilarious. I just started laughing so hard

thanks

I always feel really close to it while doing gms. If it ever does happen i video my workouts so surely i will post it for your entertainment
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LOL, quoted so we can hold you to it
 
some of the gys in my gym where doing bench presses, and as I was walking away from the foutian they yelled for me to come over, I was like what? ...with a pause then i was about to ask agian what they wanted while a bad odor came running across my nose, they laughed and i gagged.
 
i ripped ass the other day doing incline leg press, and holy shit, it was the nastiest egg fat ever (i had eggs for breakfast) i thought i was gonna suffocate before i was done with my set
 
there is one guy i know at my gym, on squats and deadlifts. look out. he does it atleast once a month.

X
 
jerkbox said:


does what? shit's his pants?
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bingo........... i dont mean he just erupted in dirreaha. just a little would start, then he would squeeze up and rack the weight.

X
 
that would suck!! every time i work out doing deads legs or heave abbs i just rip em out!!

I throw up alot i just dont Let a load go
But if i ever do it wouldnt matter i work out ay home!!
 
I think my body knows when leg day is coming because first thing I have to do when I get to the gym that day is take a shit almost like a nervous reaction. Then Im fine.
 
I broke wind on the row station. The one were you lay on it and reach down and pull the bar to your chest. It was messed up because you ass in basically pointing up. Two hot chicks in those tight workout clothes was standing right behind me when I did it. And as soon as i did it, i freaked out and dropped the bar. Made a big scene. I was embarressed as all get out.
 
bloody nose, pukeing, farting, passing out...

but never shat in my pants *knocks on wood!*

C-ditty
 
best thread ever

pump and dump....gotta remember that one :D

as for me, never crapped my pants but fart all the time while lifting. problem is, i only gas myself since i workout at home. oh well...
 
hmmm never have i done that, ive come close to puking, ive ripped many doing different exercises. I usually shit withen a half hour after i eat so by the time i go to the gym i dont even have to worry about it.
 
Orgasms while squatting, shitting while doing GMS, farting while deadlifting ... damn am I missing out?

Just where do you guys train?

-sk
 
i was halfway through my last set of squats td and really focussed on pushing out the weight, and of course, i farted. there went any focus i had... still managed to get the last couple out, just not nearly as good as i wanted to.
 
BeefyBull said:
LOL...

I was just reminiscing about lifting and remembered that a few times, I almost dropped a load while I was squatting.

Now there is virtually no chance b/c I try to not eat for a minimum of 1 hour before I train.
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I will not admit to it...

I am a big man and I lift heavy weights. If it were to happen...it just would. Head to the bathroom, clean and change...back to the gym. You see strange things in strength gyms...and expect to see the worst.

Strength athletes tend to be neanderthals...and I love it.

B True
 
I farted the other day while doing snatches.It kind of sucked because it was only 2 good looking girls and me in the gym,so they obviously heard it.Oh well...if Schoonie crapped his pants he would probably fling his dirty underwear into the crowd lol
Strongman quote of the day
" Most embarrassing moment: "Crappng my pants deadlifting for the American record in 1995....I did not get the lift either!".... "
 
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