Ever have to ditch your boxers at work?

[Steroid_Virgin]

Has anyone ever tried to let a quick fart out at work, yet accidentally shit themselves.. (even a little).. It happened to me last friday and I threw my drawers in the trash and went commando the rest of the day... I know.. embarassing, I only mention this here because Im hoping someone else will admit to an accident at work, or out somewhere where they had to ditch their boxers..

 

[enrage]

Ewwww, u stinky

 

[wyst]

LMAO!

 

[FletchNJ]

A guy I workout with shit himself taking a piss, after a protein shake, he told me had to lose his shorts...

 

[nick_067]

Well I'll be the person to second this. Once when I was on high protein diet I was trying to squeak out a quick fart at work, and I over-squeezed just a bit. Tossed my drawers, didn't really bother me thoguh. I kind of don't give a shit about much and that was no exception.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

I cant believe no one else has gone to work with undies, and gone home commando..

 

[Paulos]

Can't...Breathe...

 

[Sassy69]

I worked w/ a guy once who kept a spare pkg of new underwear in his desk -- but the thought of this guy going commando is just plain scary. No one even wanted to sit in his chair because of the funky aura around the guy's cubicle... (he ws your stereotypical geek programmer...)

 

[Crazier]

LMFAO Brother!!!

Holy shit!!! I had just taken a huge rip of some fine pot and you almost ruined my hold in rule!!!

That was fucking hilarious!!!

Probably just because it's strikes close to home.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I remember my friend was a hurting unit one time... he had to shit really bad. I made him get out of my truck and sit in the back. He was practically in tears he had to shit so bad. When I dropped him off, he started running for his house, with shit falling out of his pants and a big old stain in the back of his ass!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I shit myself a few weeks ago.. I had the flu... went for a "small fart" and ended up shitting myself something stupid. I called my work, no bullshit, and told them that my ass had turned into a faucet on the way in, and I'd be taking off another day.

We laughed about it tonight at Mullet's 50th birthday party actually.

Everybody shits there pants.

Have you ever gotten so drunk that you wet your bed?
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[Frackal]

I just rub it all over my face while doing jumping jacks and singing "Sweet Dreams Are Made of THEEESE"

 

[Stuey01]

lmao @ Frackal

Stu.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

comon.. there has to be more shit stories... Im waiting..

 

[vixenbabe]

I have a funny story.....

My hubby works for a large corporation...He's an engineer.

Anyhoo, he was sitting in his office and hears some screaming in the hallway.

He runs out to see what the heck is going on...He finds a woman yelling that the toilet is over flowing in the ladies bathroom.

He calls maintance and has them check it out. The guys go into the shitter. The stall that is over flowing has a BIG OLE pair of woman's bloomers stuffed in it. Now, these panties look more like a parachute...Matter of fact the guys are looking up at the ceiling to see if a paratrooper came flying in and is stuck in the flush somehwere.

Kelly, the resident" Large Marge"(350+pounds) , must of pooped her panties and tried to flush the damn things......Like she really thought those were gonna go down?

 

[Crazier]

LMAO @ Vixen!!!

That would be so embarrasing!!!

Let's hear some more... BUMP!!!
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