ever have nurse wipe ur ass?

[mommabear]

Sorry to hear of your uhm...predicament. I hope you have recovered by now.

No, never had it done for me. But I am in nursing school now, and I'm wiping plenty of asses if that counts for anything.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

rooooffllll thats terrible rsnoble (funny though "bitch wipe my ass - heh" llloooolll you bastard

makes you wonder why they dont just get those toilets with the water jets, taht sounds really really disgusting

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

feel sorry 4u!

Sorry to hear of your uhm...predicament. I hope you have recovered by now.

No, never had it done for me. But I am in nursing school now, and I'm wiping plenty of asses if that counts for anything.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

by time i got cathetar out i could handle my own cock. unfortunetly! after 3rd surgery they wanted me immobile and to use bed pan i said no fucking way! dude i was so fucked up i was gasping for air by the time i walked 10 feet to the bathroom and it took 125% just to make it back to bed. i was on deaths door.

must suck when you have the squirts

 

[manny78]

The day a nurse will wipe my ass is the day I'll commit suicide...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

The day a nurse will wipe my ass is the day I'll commit suicide...

how about if we hired you a stripper?

 

[manny78]

how about if we hired you a stripper?

Might work

 

[shawnerk]

"I can wipe my own ass, I can wipe my own ass!" lol. (from Big Daddy) Sorry bout your accident but glad to see you can still laugh about some stuff- hang in there bro!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Might work

"hi, my names goldendelicious, and im a health professional"

lol id love to try explaining that one to the insurance company

 

[onebigab]

ouch and ouch.

i spent 5 days in the hospital when i was 7. broke my left arm (bone sticking out of crook of elbow) and had 2 surgeries, one to save my arm because teh circulation was cut off from the elbow down.

i wiped my own ass though.


one thing that will always stick in my mind.....i'm in the ER and they're prepping me for surgery. they cut my shirt off, put the gown on, and then the nurse, who was cute, went to take my pants off. i felt i should "warn" her, so i told her i wasn't wearing any underwear.

she smiled at me and said, "that's ok. sometimes, i don't wear any underwear either."

i will never forget the cute ER nurse saying that to me as long as i live.

7yr old or not, I would of made her drop her pants right on the spot to prove it.