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ever have a crappy orgasm?
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Notorious_BIG
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I dont think I've ever had a crappy orgasm in a pussy
sure some are better than others
but all pussy orgasms are good
even if you're "taken one for the team"
and the team is you(i.e. fucking a 5)
you use your imagination
woody allen said it
"I have to get the right fantasy in my head"
but beating off yeah I've had more than a few subpar
hell I've quit sometimes before the nutshow just because the session was kinda "eh"
sure some are better than others
but all pussy orgasms are good
even if you're "taken one for the team"
and the team is you(i.e. fucking a 5)
you use your imagination
woody allen said it
"I have to get the right fantasy in my head"
but beating off yeah I've had more than a few subpar
hell I've quit sometimes before the nutshow just because the session was kinda "eh"
all the whey
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javaguru said:
Sometimes...enough is enough.
Notorious_BIG
Banned
ephedra can fuck it up
and then sometimes I have these real intense orgasms when I have an ECA stack in me
the hard on is a hit or miss
I avoid ephedra/nor-epinephrine shit like that if I plan on having pussy later in the day
then I'll opt for a yohimbe/yohimbine based energizer
yohimbe is the shit
burn fat,stimulates mental prowess too,energetic boost
and boosts erections
fcuks with my sleep too much or I'd do it daily
I buy a pound of the yohimbe powder from pennherb.com for about $37
and put a small scoop (~a gram) in my coffee grounds
and then brew a "fortified" pot of coffee
saturday morning usually
be up to 4-5 am sunday morning
naturally
yohimbe is definitely underrated
www.yohimbine.net
and then sometimes I have these real intense orgasms when I have an ECA stack in me
the hard on is a hit or miss
I avoid ephedra/nor-epinephrine shit like that if I plan on having pussy later in the day
then I'll opt for a yohimbe/yohimbine based energizer
yohimbe is the shit
burn fat,stimulates mental prowess too,energetic boost
and boosts erections
fcuks with my sleep too much or I'd do it daily
I buy a pound of the yohimbe powder from pennherb.com for about $37
and put a small scoop (~a gram) in my coffee grounds
and then brew a "fortified" pot of coffee
saturday morning usually
be up to 4-5 am sunday morning
naturally
yohimbe is definitely underrated
www.yohimbine.net
all the whey
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swole said:
Yes.
But, atleast dust doesn't come out like it does for MM69.
Notorious_BIG
Banned
Sexual philosophy (1)Notorious_BIG said:
Death and sexual satisfaction (1)
Optimal orgasms and a gentle death instead of a god
The idea of a gentle death
Better alive or dead
Making sense
Spanish: El Sentido de la Vida
Sexual morals (1)
Moral values *
Disease and sexual morals *
Morals and sexual arrangements
Competing for sexual success
Sexual competition
Know your enemies
Appraise your value
Asian sexual market value
The irrelevance of aging
The other “eternal“ life
What medical science will achieve before the other “eternal“ life
The philosophical relevance of cosmetic surgery *
Italian: L'aspetto filosofico della chirurgia estetica
Exciting prospects for women, even as they get older
Notorious_BIG
Banned
that german guy has a whole philosophy on life centered around maximizing sexual pleasure
nihilistic
but what the hell
makes sense
nihilistic
but what the hell
makes sense
stephen4327
UGK
ya sometimes i just get tired and say fuck it, just turnover.javaguru said:
all the whey
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javaguru said:
I was just quoting Kramer from Seinfeld.
But, I figured you would just think about your glory days as Captain of the Football Team and you could on the spot!!!!!
Creepusmaximus
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swole said:
Stop jerking off 10 times a day and get a girl friend, boy friend, sheep whatever.
needtogetaas
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I did that the first time I had sex. Lol fuck what a pig that bitch was.Good looking and all but she made me put a condom on and I could have stuck a leg inside this girl. All that and the fact that it was all weird being my first time. I just said fuck it and faked one. to this day I have never had to do that again.javaguru said:
Looking back at it I wish I could see this girl so I can tell her I faked it and get a good laugh out of it.
Notorious_BIG
Banned
I had a six pack of moosehead in meneedtogetaas said:
we got into a 69 position and I looked up at that blooming pussy first time
and thought
damn looks just like in the magazines
was with a girl I worked with at a pizza joint
cant remember her name
we fooled around a lot in my car after work
a '72 olds custom cruiser wagon
our first time though was in her apartment
Creepusmaximus
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rnch said:yeh, grunt and twitch and rip off the condom quickly...who's gonna know? like she/he will check the inside of that slimy thing.....
Moan, pull out and spit on her back.
all the whey
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swole said:
I bet she wished she did.
I think she got knocked up the first time. And, now she is stuck with.
