Ever close a drawer on your hand?

[from zero]

Well, finger. Cause I did. Me = intelligent.

Why I didn't remove my fucking finger from said drawer, I don't know. I do have a cool bruise on it now, right on the knuckle, and it hurts like a bitch to bend it.

I should run for mayor of Smartville. Clearly, I'm qualified.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Just be glad you didn't cut it on the anal toys in there.

 

[The Shadow]

Well, finger. Cause I did. Me = intelligent.

Why I didn't remove my fucking finger from said drawer, I don't know. I do have a cool bruise on it now, right on the knuckle, and it hurts like a bitch to bend it.

I should run for mayor of Smartville. Clearly, I'm qualified.

overqualified as a matter of fact

 

[The_Ghost]

overqualified as a matter of fact

 

[SoKlueles]

dang, ive shut my finger in a bus window and a car door before
and my mom heated a needle with a candle and punchtured a hole in my fingernail so my fingernail woudnt come off
i think i passed out from that




but my fingernail never came off

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Just be glad you didn't cut it on the anal toys in there.

you leaving your toys at your friends house again... ?

 

[strangebrew]

Just be glad you didn't cut it on the anal toys in there.

Why would any anal toys be sharp enough to cut you? Wtf kind of toys do you have?

 

[from zero]

Why would any anal toys be sharp enough to cut you? Wtf kind of toys do you have?

lol

 

[jenscats5]

I've done that before..........dman that F'n hurts.......I've also had a car door shut on my hand..... OWWWWWWWWw

 

[from zero]

I've done that before..........dman that F'n hurts.......I've also had a car door shut on my hand..... OWWWWWWWWw

I did that too. Twice. Once it got shut in my buddy's '75 Camaro. Doors on that fucking thing are ridiculously heavy. And it shut completely on my hand, and he didn't even know it. I'm like, as calm as I could be, "dude, open the door. Open the door." He didn't hear me, so I finally go "OPEN THE DOOR!!!!" He did, and I yanked my hand out and ran around the parking lot flailing it around. Funny scene that was.

 

[tuc biscuit]

car door on thumb ain't nice

 

[jaded]

Yes. It hurts.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Why would any anal toys be sharp enough to cut you? Wtf kind of toys do you have?

lol. Touche.

 

[from zero]

It hurts.

Thanks for the scientific breakthrough. I'll contact CNN immediately.