Erzulie

jack sparrow · Jan 20, 2006

I've just been informed by Mr. Spellwind, that you bombed me recently. I've been busy as hell...way to kick a nizzle when he's fighting the good fight, and trying to set an example for future generations.

feisty11975 · Jan 20, 2006

hahahaha

she is not here tonight!!

she was on a bombing mission

jack sparrow · Jan 20, 2006

FEISTY11975 said:
hahahaha

she is not here tonight!!

she was on a bombing mission

Tell her I'm glad she didn't forget me

feisty11975 · Jan 20, 2006

jack_schitt said:
Tell her I'm glad she didn't forget me

I will make sure I tell her for you!!

foreigngirl · Jan 20, 2006

lol..she was on a role that day..too funny

HumorMe · Jan 20, 2006

She bombed quite a few people that night. She is the devil, I tell you.

swole · Jan 20, 2006

FEISTY11975 said:
hahahaha

she is not here tonight!!

she was on a bombing mission

so you have the pad alllll to yourself?

this is what you should do

turn the thermostat up and get all warm

strip your clothes off, slowly...while gazing at your lovely, womanly body in the mirror

caress your stomach, touch your nipples, make them rise from the tenderness of your gentle fingertips, squeeze them, you should start to feel moist

locate your favorite toy and get on your couch

facing the back of the sofa, get on all fours as if you are preparing for doggystyle entry

reach back and pleasure yourself with your toy, slowly caressing the outside of your pink

gently yet firmly insert every inch of the plaything inside your warmth, increasing speed at regular intervals until you explode

tape it all, post it on ef

feisty11975 · Jan 20, 2006

she was trigger happy!!

so was gambinuts

StickFigure · Jan 20, 2006

What a bitch.

jack sparrow · Jan 20, 2006

Damn...I miss all the good shit

foreigngirl · Jan 20, 2006

swole said:
so you have the pad alllll to yourself?

this is what you should do

turn the thermostat up and get all warm

strip your clothes off, slowly...while gazing at your lovely, womanly body in the mirror

caress your stomach, touch your nipples, make them rise from the tenderness of your gentle fingertips, squeeze them, you should start to feel moist

locate your favorite toy and get on your couch

facing the back of the sofa, get on all fours as if you are preparing for doggystyle entry

reach back and pleasure yourself with your toy, slowly caressing the outside of your pink

gently yet firmly insert every inch of the plaything inside your warmth, increasing speed at regular intervals until you explode

tape it all, post it on ef

lololololo hahahahahhaaa

you guys are killing me tonight :lmao:

feisty11975 · Jan 20, 2006

swole said:
so you have the pad alllll to yourself?

this is what you should do

turn the thermostat up and get all warm

strip your clothes off, slowly...while gazing at your lovely, womanly body in the mirror

caress your stomach, touch your nipples, make them rise from the tenderness of your gentle fingertips, squeeze them, you should start to feel moist

locate your favorite toy and get on your couch

facing the back of the sofa, get on all fours as if you are preparing for doggystyle entry

reach back and pleasure yourself with your toy, slowly caressing the outside of your pink

gently yet firmly insert every inch of the plaything inside your warmth, increasing speed at regular intervals until you explode

tape it all, post it on ef

You think her kids would enjoy this????

hehehe

foreigngirl · Jan 20, 2006

FEISTY11975 said:
You think her kids would enjoy this????

hehehe

I wonder if he was touching himself while writing

feisty11975 · Jan 20, 2006

foreigngirl said:
I wonder if he was touching himself while writing

hmmmmmm

who knows?

jack sparrow · Jan 20, 2006

Great, turn my thread into e-filth.

foreigngirl · Jan 20, 2006

FEISTY11975 said:
hmmmmmm

who knows?

lol..it was written like he carefully thought of it and pictured it in his head...hhmmm....he had to start touching himself too

feisty11975 · Jan 21, 2006

jack_schitt said:
Great, turn my thread into e-filth.

It may end up being thread of the week...just sit back and enjoy the ride!!

foreigngirl · Jan 21, 2006

jack_schitt said:
Great, turn my thread into e-filth.

ah, its ok. You'll survive

feisty11975 · Jan 21, 2006

foreigngirl said:
lol..it was written like he carefully thought of it and pictured it in his head...hhmmm....he had to start touching himself too

it must have taken a while to think all that up

swole · Jan 21, 2006

i have to admit, i was getting a chubby and thought about leaving a nice big, )( on my chair....but then someone came over for a hot second

foreigngirl · Jan 21, 2006

swole said:
i have to admit, i was getting a chubby and thought about leaving a nice big, )( on my chair....but then someone came over for a hot second

getting laid?

feisty11975 · Jan 21, 2006

foreigngirl said:
getting laid?

his hand visited him

StickFigure · Jan 21, 2006

FEISTY11975 said:
his hand visited him

Kids will be kids I guess.

foreigngirl · Jan 21, 2006

FEISTY11975 said:
his hand visited him

kids are hornier these days than we ever were :worried:

jack sparrow · Jan 21, 2006

foreigngirl said:
kids are hornier these days than we ever were

No way. They just have better access to porn than we did.

StickFigure · Jan 21, 2006

jack_schitt said:
No way. They just have better access to porn than we did.

LOL!! How true! :worried:

foreigngirl · Jan 21, 2006

jack_schitt said:
No way. They just have better access to porn than we did.

we didnt have the internet to help us out

jack sparrow · Jan 21, 2006

foreigngirl said:
we didnt have the internet to help us out

Bill Gates bringeth forth...the 'information' age. Bill is a good bro.

Frisky · Jan 21, 2006

Sassy69 · Jan 21, 2006

Yea before the internet, your porn was limited to the April 1973 copy of Playboy you found under your parents' bed.

Frisky · Jan 21, 2006

Sassy69 said:
Yea before the internet, your porn was limited to the April 1973 copy of Playboy you found under your parents' bed.

StickFigure · Jan 21, 2006

Sassy69 said:
Yea before the internet, your porn was limited to the April 1973 copy of Playboy you found under your parents' bed.

LMAO!! Ain't that the fuggin' truth! $:frackal:$

feisty11975 · Jan 21, 2006

Sassy69 said:
Yea before the internet, your porn was limited to the April 1973 copy of Playboy you found under your parents' bed.

Shit, my parents used to keep them under the coffee table

Lestat · Jan 21, 2006

have we checked IDs on this thread yet? some pretty graphic material.

feisty11975 · Jan 21, 2006

Lestat said:
have we checked IDs on this thread yet? some pretty graphic material.

I'd scan mine and post it up for you but I was 7 1/2 mos prego.....fat ass!!

StickFigure · Jan 21, 2006

Lestat said:
have we checked IDs on this thread yet? some pretty graphic material.

I'm 16.

Sassy69 · Jan 21, 2006

They still card me at the liquor store.

At the porn shop however, as long as my credit card goes thru, I'm gold.

foreigngirl · Jan 21, 2006

Sassy69 said:
They still card me at the liquor store.

At the porn shop however, as long as my credit card goes thru, I'm gold.

lol..yeah, they card me too. Sometimes at novelty stores they ask for my ID when I enter, but usually not. Isnt it funny, they say its suppose to be compliment :lmao:

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