Encouragement for you BODYBUILDERS!!!...

[Slyster Salone]

When I was on set making Rambo 3 I was using so much JUICE that my right arm swelled to twice its size after a spot injection into my bicep but it made my arm look huge for the side photo shoots to bump up the film. It was after the photo shoots that I saw the poster advertising the film TWINS and it was then that i noticed how Arnolds arms resembled toothpicks and were no match for my huge tree trunk arms I laughed aloud then and realised that Arnold would never match my physique and that i was far superior.
I was also always paid more to star in movies and had many ateamy seens unlike Arnold who they producers could not find a woman to touch him because of his huge ostrich teeth great big keg stomach and toothpick arms.
I remeber seeing him once at a film confrence and they had to clear the building because of Arnolds mucus breath.

 

[pintoca]

deltoiddeltoid is funny and original.

you are not

 

[Slyster Salone]

When I was on the set for Cliffhanger I got so MAD when this guy said I couldnt act that I picked him up thru him on my humungus 2 meter wide shoulders and shoulder pressed him so hard he flew off the set and landed near some near by tigers who ate him I was still mad so ran at the tigers and wrestled them to death and ate them raw for some extra protein while i was on set.

 

[chefbone]

This alter sux

 

[foreigngirl]

 

[hamstershaver]

 

[slat1]

The best part of all this was spelling the name wrong!

 

[wootoom]

haahahahah this guy deserves karma

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lol

 

[Slyster Salone]

When I was filming ROCKY 4 and I went up against Dolph it was the scenes where we were wrestling that i realised how weak he was that was when i bench pressed him thru the roof...
I have noticed recently that Arnold must have enourmous chest muscles to hold those big titties up all day man where are you Arnie

I FEEL A BITCH SLAP COMING ON,,,.....

C`mon fool you know ill take you down

SHHHOOOOOOOOWWW YOURSELF
stop hiding like the yellow shit you are...

 

[wootoom]

When I was filming ROCKY 4 and I went up against Dolph it was the scenes where we were wrestling that i realised how weak he was that was when i bench pressed him thru the roof...
I have noticed recently that Arnold must have enourmous chest muscles to hold those big titties up all day man where are you Arnie

I FEEL A BITCH SLAP COMING ON,,,.....

C`mon fool you know ill take you down

SHHHOOOOOOOOWWW YOURSELF
stop hiding like the yellow shit you are...

damn i must break you

 

[hamstershaver]

The best part of all this was spelling the name wrong!

must be needto

 

[wootoom]

i think hes an actor

 

[chefbone]

must be needto

...with a Speak & Spell

 

[jack sparrow]

deltoiddeltoid is funny and original.

you are not

Agreed.

 

[Slyster Salone]

When I was filming the specialist I saw Arnold coming down near the filming studio he was munching on his usual dietries Kebabs Burgers Fries McDonalds ect ect and I was just about to do a shoot when he started to laugh really loud thats when i got mad and shouted hey toothpick arms get outta there before i come over and bust yer ASS
Arnold dropped his greasy food all over the floor and ran like a scared cow!!!
I ran right after him and shouted C`mon fatty he knew I was gainig on him because I was in a lot greater shape so he jumped into his speed boat and I lost him.
That made me real mad.

 

[Deterass]

This alter sux

Fo real........he ain't even funny.

 

[Slyster Salone]

Hey where you at Arnie
its about time you showed up to give me some GREEN its about time you paid me back for giving you my bodybuilding secrets.

 

[wootoom]

can i kill?

 

[chefbone]

can i kill?

Please do....

 

[Slyster Salone]

You wont be able to kill me Arnold tried and failed so what chance to you have

You are no match for my huge 2 meter wide shoulders and my tree trunk arms
you can bomb me all you want bombs do not scare me after I was Rambo.

 

[wootoom]

You wont be able to kill me Arnold tried and failed so what chance to you have

You are no match for my huge 2 meter wide shoulders and my tree trunk arms
you can bomb me all you want bombs do not scare me after Rambo

il fuckin run a chainsaw up your ass

 

[Slyster Salone]

It never worked for them in Rambo I was tortured but I survived you have no chance against jonny rambo.....

 

[wootoom]

u will be owned here tight away and theres nothin old sly can do about it

 

[Slyster Salone]

I remember I was on one film set where I had to go into a house and kick ass. So in I went. I burst the door down and went into the first room and there was a women, so I quickly broke her jaw tied up the kids and went to find the other baddies, I was completely roid raging. I went up stairs and burst into a bedroom, to my amazement there was Arnie shacking in a corner. It was then I realized that I had actually run into the wrong house and I had chonked Arnies missus by mistake. Anyway I thought what the hell im here anyway so with a wide grin on my face I broke Arnies jaw as well.

 

[WODIN]

LMAO..

The bomb fags need to lighten up. This shit is gold.

 

[Slyster Salone]

I will tell you all a story which will encourage you to be a bodybuilder
When i was first aproached to star in the Rocky movie I was told that they wanted someone with huge tree trunk arms to pose as a boxer in this new movie.
Obviously i qualified for this role as my huge mountainous steroid filled arms were enourmous they said we are also going to ask another person if they are interested in the role when they told me who it was "Arnold" I laughed my ass off for an hour and told them that Armie`s toothpick arms would never look good enough they agreed and we all laughed for hours.
I then went to the gym for a huge arm and shoulder workout and finished with a 50ml steroid cocktail which I injected into various sites around my body I then set out to hunt down Arnie when i found him he was looking scared as he had noticed my huge pumped tree trunk arms i then told him to stay out of the Rocky films or face my wrath...Hereluctantly agreed I then viciously attacked his pet Gorrilla and bench pressed it thru the roof it was only after i asked Arnie why he was crying that he told me the pet Gorrilla was actually he wife.

 

[Slyster Salone]

Let me tell you about my joke with the donkey sperm...

I was working out hard at GOLD`s gym one day and i was pressing like 1000 pounds with ease when this ugly lookin dude walked over and said "could you please give me youre secret on how you got so strong is there some new steroid i do not know about"
I realised it was Arnie with his toothpick arms and flabby chest I said to him listen if you really want to get strong and bump those arms up like my tree trunk arms steroids alone will not do it you will need a super form of protein like i have he gave me 10 million dollars to tell him my secret so i told him
you need to drink 10 gallons of donkey sperm a day as it was a super form of protein Arnie thanked me
I then heard on the grapevine from a good source that Arnie had been rushed to Hospital when nearly choking on donkey sperm after drinking 8 gallons.
I laughed for hours after that.

 

[General-K]

This guy sucks bigtime

DeltoidDeltoid was very amusing

this guy is a fag!!!!! and a fake!!!!

 

[JarHed]

http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/stuff/youare.swf

 

[Saintinistic]

It could be Sly, bad acting all round.

 

[Slyster Salone]

let me tell you about the time i was training at musclebeach
i was squating like 2000 pounds reping out for 10 as my legs are my strongest bodypart my legs are huge and look like solid rock they also give me the power i need to shag hard but thats another sory...
anyways i was squating when this guy walks over and says hey nice squats i looked up and realised that it was Vin Diesel i said hey FAG! get out of the way you are blocking my light you bald egghead he said when you are finishe dim gonna knock you out
i immediately stopped squating to rise to the challenge i think he thought he would do me as he was a younger man but he was not aware that experience counts and he did not know that when i was younger i trained as a NINJA until i outranked the master and there was no more to learn
Diesel took a swing i dodged took his arm and thru him to the ground i then picked up the weights i had been squating and smashed them down on an already stunned Diesel who`s bald head took the inourmous impact that is why his head looks deformed in his movies.
Now thats what i call a workout YEAH!!!...

 

[JarHed]