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One day, just for kicks, May1010's retarded brother decided to go for a hike. Not just any hike, mind you, but a journey to the corner store.
It was about the time he approached the phone booth on Highway 0157 that he heard some music coming from a car. It sounded to him like his favorite; System of a Down's.
In the car was supersizeme, waiting with a baseball bat and smoking an unidentified root that he found in the ditch near havoc's house. Intelligence reported seeing Latimer in a trenchcoat peering into the car, but he ran away after supersize noticed Latimer was holding his penis and chanting "Bull Semen" repeatedly.
supersize decided that today was James' last. He opened the door, got out and smashed James in the knees with the bat. James pleaded,
Edited to straighten out James' words
"Please sir, what have I done to you? I'm 27 years old and my life expectancy runs out this year. Please let me live my golden years. Please."
supersize raised the bat slowly, hit James twice across the face, but was interrupted by a speeding Lotus, which severed his body in two. THE STEEL BEAST got out of the car, stole supersize's macaroni, gold paint, paper plate masterpiece for his own collection, and kicked James in the face, knocking out his teeth. He then shoved a hot, broken crack pipe into James' throat, leaving James gasping and gurgling.
"HEY RETARD!! YOU ARE MUCH TOO PATHETIC AND WEAK TO JOIN MY ARMY!!! YOU WILL PERISH LIKE THE REST!"
James lost his hearing from that encounter.
STEEL BEAST was loading his BB gun when along came some rival gang members.
It was WODIN, havoc, and Days of the Tantric, dressed out in their freshest gear from Wal-Mart. They had rolled back prices that day, so the group pooled their Zima bottle return money together to buy the threads.
The music in supersize's car had changed to KD Lang, whom super had admired in his youth. havoc and WODIN have always felt a sort of constant craving for one another, so this music struck a chord deep within them both.
Days, noticing the two lovers about to embrace, took action and threw a baseball (that he kept in his toolpurse) at THE STEEL BEAST, knocking him unconscious. He jumped on top of the BEAST and came down with his foot 10 times, crushing STEEL's skull.
The day, it seemed, had ended, but another battle loomed on when James stood back up. James picked himself up, but then collapsed again when his body clock gave up on him. With his last speck of energy, however, James was able to throw May's gas powered butt plug at Days, which landed on the ground and exploded. Methane gas trapped within the machinery had made this particular butt plug a virtual time bomb. Days was blown apart, his head landed on the ground near James' corpse.
The women caught up in this scenario had also been involved in fights of their own. vixenbabe had amassed a large army of followers from a town called "Between the Sheets" after the battle of the Sign, which saw jennifer, BFL chick lose an important standoff at the hotbuffet.
vixen was cooking dinner for herself when Slice of Peach2 walked in, holding a double chocolate cheesecake and a basket of rolls.
Slice began to threaten vixen.
"I have come to murder you!
"
vixen grabbed her trusty wooden spear and impaled Slice's left thigh. She stood over top of the now fallen rebel leader holding a butcher's knife. vixen came down on Slice's throat and let out a war cry as Slice bled to death beneath her. vixen gloated, "How'd ya like that audit, you vile heap of garbage??!!"
The whole time M.O.D had been hiding in his newly built bunker, wearing a gas mask and clutching cipro in his hands for the last three weeks. He thought he needed some human contact, so he travelled afar to a land called Useless, where the disposables lived.
Frackal had visited earlier to rid himself of trab's body, but left after seeing fantom roaming the streets looking for young boys.
M.O.D noticed a small boy clutching a porno magazine and shaking violently. Upon further inspection, M.O.D realized it was Balls of Steel on the ground.
M.O.D pulled out a small .22 caliber pistol and shot Balls in the face 45 times, before burning his body with diesel and extinguishing the flames with sour milk.
The world rejoiced.
On a distant planet, many dimensions separated from this lunacy called Earth, Warik sat in a throne overlooking the chaos.
"Pitiful mortals."
But the battle raged on..........
It was about the time he approached the phone booth on Highway 0157 that he heard some music coming from a car. It sounded to him like his favorite; System of a Down's.
In the car was supersizeme, waiting with a baseball bat and smoking an unidentified root that he found in the ditch near havoc's house. Intelligence reported seeing Latimer in a trenchcoat peering into the car, but he ran away after supersize noticed Latimer was holding his penis and chanting "Bull Semen" repeatedly.
supersize decided that today was James' last. He opened the door, got out and smashed James in the knees with the bat. James pleaded,
Edited to straighten out James' words
"Please sir, what have I done to you? I'm 27 years old and my life expectancy runs out this year. Please let me live my golden years. Please."
supersize raised the bat slowly, hit James twice across the face, but was interrupted by a speeding Lotus, which severed his body in two. THE STEEL BEAST got out of the car, stole supersize's macaroni, gold paint, paper plate masterpiece for his own collection, and kicked James in the face, knocking out his teeth. He then shoved a hot, broken crack pipe into James' throat, leaving James gasping and gurgling.
"HEY RETARD!! YOU ARE MUCH TOO PATHETIC AND WEAK TO JOIN MY ARMY!!! YOU WILL PERISH LIKE THE REST!"
James lost his hearing from that encounter.
STEEL BEAST was loading his BB gun when along came some rival gang members.
It was WODIN, havoc, and Days of the Tantric, dressed out in their freshest gear from Wal-Mart. They had rolled back prices that day, so the group pooled their Zima bottle return money together to buy the threads.
The music in supersize's car had changed to KD Lang, whom super had admired in his youth. havoc and WODIN have always felt a sort of constant craving for one another, so this music struck a chord deep within them both.
Days, noticing the two lovers about to embrace, took action and threw a baseball (that he kept in his toolpurse) at THE STEEL BEAST, knocking him unconscious. He jumped on top of the BEAST and came down with his foot 10 times, crushing STEEL's skull.
The day, it seemed, had ended, but another battle loomed on when James stood back up. James picked himself up, but then collapsed again when his body clock gave up on him. With his last speck of energy, however, James was able to throw May's gas powered butt plug at Days, which landed on the ground and exploded. Methane gas trapped within the machinery had made this particular butt plug a virtual time bomb. Days was blown apart, his head landed on the ground near James' corpse.
The women caught up in this scenario had also been involved in fights of their own. vixenbabe had amassed a large army of followers from a town called "Between the Sheets" after the battle of the Sign, which saw jennifer, BFL chick lose an important standoff at the hotbuffet.
vixen was cooking dinner for herself when Slice of Peach2 walked in, holding a double chocolate cheesecake and a basket of rolls.
Slice began to threaten vixen.
"I have come to murder you!
"vixen grabbed her trusty wooden spear and impaled Slice's left thigh. She stood over top of the now fallen rebel leader holding a butcher's knife. vixen came down on Slice's throat and let out a war cry as Slice bled to death beneath her. vixen gloated, "How'd ya like that audit, you vile heap of garbage??!!"
The whole time M.O.D had been hiding in his newly built bunker, wearing a gas mask and clutching cipro in his hands for the last three weeks. He thought he needed some human contact, so he travelled afar to a land called Useless, where the disposables lived.
Frackal had visited earlier to rid himself of trab's body, but left after seeing fantom roaming the streets looking for young boys.
M.O.D noticed a small boy clutching a porno magazine and shaking violently. Upon further inspection, M.O.D realized it was Balls of Steel on the ground.
M.O.D pulled out a small .22 caliber pistol and shot Balls in the face 45 times, before burning his body with diesel and extinguishing the flames with sour milk.
The world rejoiced.
On a distant planet, many dimensions separated from this lunacy called Earth, Warik sat in a throne overlooking the chaos.
"Pitiful mortals."
But the battle raged on..........
