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totally_geigh
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lumberg's handle is hte best, you can allude to all kinds of TPS reports jokes
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Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter.supersizeme said:
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy...
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?
chewyxrage
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^funny movie.
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Trivia about Clerks - Collector's Edition:
Financed largely by credit cards and money borrowed from family and friends.
Filmed at the same store in which director Kevin Smith (I) was working at the time. As he was only allowed to film outside of business hours, the plot included an explanation for the shutters being always down.
The cost of obtaining the rights to the soundtrack (approx. US$27,000) outweighed the entire production costs for this film (approx. US$26,800) - a first in motion picture history.
Dante's beard changes because Kevin Smith (I) asked 'Brian OHalloran to shave his goatee before filming started during rehearsals, then, after seeing what it looked like without it, told him to grow it back. The scenes shot earlier in the shoot show a thinner beard while the ones shot last show a thicker goatee as it had longer to grow back.
Randall and the Happy Scrappy Hero Pup lady are not actually in the room at the same time. Anderson, Jeff (I) refused to read the list of porno movies in front of her, and particularly in front of the child (although the reaction shots of the Happy Scrappy Hero Pup lady were obtained by reading the list to her).
William The Idiot Boy was supposed to be a collegiate type, but Mosier, Scott reinterpreted the character during a shoot, and it worked out better.
The guy who buys the cigarettes even after the Chewlies Gum Rep does his lecture is wearing one of 'Brian OHalloran's stage beards as a wig.
Clerks was filmed using a 16mm Arri SR-2 camera and used Kodak Plus-X film.
The "smoker's lung" that the Chewlie's Gum rep slams on the counter is actually a calf's liver.
Mewes, Jason was left off the cover and poster for because executives believed him to be too odd-looking for advertising.
Despite there being no violence, sex or nudity in the film, it was originally given an NC-17 rating by the MPAA based solely on its graphic dialogue. The film's distributor Miramax hired attorney Alan M. Dershowitz (of the O.J. Simpson defense team) who successfully petitioned the MPAA to lower its rating to R without any cuts.
The "Clerks" logo is made out of letters cut from various magazines and food items. The C is from Cosmopolitan Magazine, the L is from Life, the E is from Rolling Stone, the R is from Ruffles potato chips, the K is from Clark Bar and the S is from a Goobers box.
Felix the Cat is on Silent Bob's hat.
The offended customer in the "jizz mopper" scene is buying paper towels and glass cleaner.
The offended "jizz mopper" customer was originally written as a woman.
Dante wears a Pittsburgh Penguins jersey during the hockey game, playing against opponents wearing New Jersey Devils jerseys. Randal wears a USSR (CCCP) jersey during the game, but wears a New Jersey Devils hat.
The anti-smoking sentiment in the film represented Kevin Smith (I)'s own viewpoint when he wrote the screenplay. Silent Bob doesn't inhale when he puffs on his cigarette because of this. After filming this movie, he became a two-pack-a-day smoker.
Silent Bob is not so silent. In Clerks and Mallrats (1995) he speaks only once, but in Dogma (1999) he speaks twice. In _Chasing Amy_(1997) he has quite a long speech while in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) he becomes almost chatty.
Clerks is loosely based on "The Divine Comedy" by Dante Alighieri hence the name. Also, there are nine breaks in the movie to represent the nine rings of hell.
When Dante asks Randal whether he's ever thought about the fact that all prices always end in.99, most items behind them have a price that end in.95.
Kevin Smith (I) originally cast himself as Randal which is why Randal gets some of the best lines.
No cigarette brands are ever named. Primarily, it was to avoid lawsuits over royalty payments, but also to avoid associating any manufacturer with the "cancer Nazis".
Jeff Anderson (I) (Randal) had never acted before.
The original cut of the film ended with Dante getting shot in a robbery. This was cut out of the release version, but can be seen on the supplementary section of the Laserdisc and DVD.
The VHS cassette of this film is the most stolen video tape in video stores across the USA.
Smith, Grace (III) who plays the "Milk Maid" in the movie, is Kevin Smith's mother.
Director's Trademark (Kevin Smith (I)):[star wars]: Dante and Randal argue over which is the better film, Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) or Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983).
Director's Trademark (Kevin Smith):[Jaws]: After the fiasco involving Caitlin and the dead guy in the bathroom, Randal is pulling a chip through a jar of salsa saying "we're gonna need a bigger boat..." alluding to Jaws (1975), one of director, Kevin Smith's, favorite movies.
While standing outside the video store, Jay exclaims, "I'll f**k anything that moves!" This is a reference to the same line that is said by Dennis Hopper's character in Blue Velvet.
Director Kevin Smith (I)'s childhood friend Walter Flanagan (I) appears in several different roles. Due to this, Smith later said that Flanagan was the Lon Chaney of the '90s.
The guy who, when Dante says, "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks," responds, "In a row?" was originally slated to play Silent Bob.
Director's Trademark (Kevin Smith):[37]: see above.
Kevin Smith, a keen comic book fan, sold a large part of his collection to help fund this film. He has since been able to buy most of them back.
After Randal is introduced and is walking back to the video store, he turns to a pedestrian and says, "No time for love Dr. Jones!". This line was taken from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984).
Randall watches a porn movie called "The Best of Both Worlds", which is the name of a real series of porn movies. However, the real movies are about bisexuals, not hermaphrodites.
Financed largely by credit cards and money borrowed from family and friends.
Filmed at the same store in which director Kevin Smith (I) was working at the time. As he was only allowed to film outside of business hours, the plot included an explanation for the shutters being always down.
The cost of obtaining the rights to the soundtrack (approx. US$27,000) outweighed the entire production costs for this film (approx. US$26,800) - a first in motion picture history.
Dante's beard changes because Kevin Smith (I) asked 'Brian OHalloran to shave his goatee before filming started during rehearsals, then, after seeing what it looked like without it, told him to grow it back. The scenes shot earlier in the shoot show a thinner beard while the ones shot last show a thicker goatee as it had longer to grow back.
Randall and the Happy Scrappy Hero Pup lady are not actually in the room at the same time. Anderson, Jeff (I) refused to read the list of porno movies in front of her, and particularly in front of the child (although the reaction shots of the Happy Scrappy Hero Pup lady were obtained by reading the list to her).
William The Idiot Boy was supposed to be a collegiate type, but Mosier, Scott reinterpreted the character during a shoot, and it worked out better.
The guy who buys the cigarettes even after the Chewlies Gum Rep does his lecture is wearing one of 'Brian OHalloran's stage beards as a wig.
Clerks was filmed using a 16mm Arri SR-2 camera and used Kodak Plus-X film.
The "smoker's lung" that the Chewlie's Gum rep slams on the counter is actually a calf's liver.
Mewes, Jason was left off the cover and poster for because executives believed him to be too odd-looking for advertising.
Despite there being no violence, sex or nudity in the film, it was originally given an NC-17 rating by the MPAA based solely on its graphic dialogue. The film's distributor Miramax hired attorney Alan M. Dershowitz (of the O.J. Simpson defense team) who successfully petitioned the MPAA to lower its rating to R without any cuts.
The "Clerks" logo is made out of letters cut from various magazines and food items. The C is from Cosmopolitan Magazine, the L is from Life, the E is from Rolling Stone, the R is from Ruffles potato chips, the K is from Clark Bar and the S is from a Goobers box.
Felix the Cat is on Silent Bob's hat.
The offended customer in the "jizz mopper" scene is buying paper towels and glass cleaner.
The offended "jizz mopper" customer was originally written as a woman.
Dante wears a Pittsburgh Penguins jersey during the hockey game, playing against opponents wearing New Jersey Devils jerseys. Randal wears a USSR (CCCP) jersey during the game, but wears a New Jersey Devils hat.
The anti-smoking sentiment in the film represented Kevin Smith (I)'s own viewpoint when he wrote the screenplay. Silent Bob doesn't inhale when he puffs on his cigarette because of this. After filming this movie, he became a two-pack-a-day smoker.
Silent Bob is not so silent. In Clerks and Mallrats (1995) he speaks only once, but in Dogma (1999) he speaks twice. In _Chasing Amy_(1997) he has quite a long speech while in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) he becomes almost chatty.
Clerks is loosely based on "The Divine Comedy" by Dante Alighieri hence the name. Also, there are nine breaks in the movie to represent the nine rings of hell.
When Dante asks Randal whether he's ever thought about the fact that all prices always end in.99, most items behind them have a price that end in.95.
Kevin Smith (I) originally cast himself as Randal which is why Randal gets some of the best lines.
No cigarette brands are ever named. Primarily, it was to avoid lawsuits over royalty payments, but also to avoid associating any manufacturer with the "cancer Nazis".
Jeff Anderson (I) (Randal) had never acted before.
The original cut of the film ended with Dante getting shot in a robbery. This was cut out of the release version, but can be seen on the supplementary section of the Laserdisc and DVD.
The VHS cassette of this film is the most stolen video tape in video stores across the USA.
Smith, Grace (III) who plays the "Milk Maid" in the movie, is Kevin Smith's mother.
Director's Trademark (Kevin Smith (I)):[star wars]: Dante and Randal argue over which is the better film, Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) or Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983).
Director's Trademark (Kevin Smith):[Jaws]: After the fiasco involving Caitlin and the dead guy in the bathroom, Randal is pulling a chip through a jar of salsa saying "we're gonna need a bigger boat..." alluding to Jaws (1975), one of director, Kevin Smith's, favorite movies.
While standing outside the video store, Jay exclaims, "I'll f**k anything that moves!" This is a reference to the same line that is said by Dennis Hopper's character in Blue Velvet.
Director Kevin Smith (I)'s childhood friend Walter Flanagan (I) appears in several different roles. Due to this, Smith later said that Flanagan was the Lon Chaney of the '90s.
The guy who, when Dante says, "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks," responds, "In a row?" was originally slated to play Silent Bob.
Director's Trademark (Kevin Smith):[37]: see above.
Kevin Smith, a keen comic book fan, sold a large part of his collection to help fund this film. He has since been able to buy most of them back.
After Randal is introduced and is walking back to the video store, he turns to a pedestrian and says, "No time for love Dr. Jones!". This line was taken from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984).
Randall watches a porn movie called "The Best of Both Worlds", which is the name of a real series of porn movies. However, the real movies are about bisexuals, not hermaphrodites.
chewyxrage
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nice!
kevin smith is a pimp.
kevin smith is a pimp.
