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supersizeme
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Some of you people have handles that I simply can't rip on. In my time here on elite I been called a number of things, most of which didn't start getting creative until about 6 months ago.
supersodomizeme
supersuckme
minimizeme
mostly things related to sodomy and centering all around gayness. if we were in ancient Rome i would refer to you all as Gladihaters, but that's ok cuz it's all in fun here.
Some of you though I can't do much with.
Anal Assplorer
Not much I can do to violate this handle. It came out of the womb already violated and I can't make this any gayer than it is. I got nothing on this one, especially when it's coupled with a disturbing avatar of a hand jerking a cock off. By the way, that avatar was the one that finally put me over the edge and turned off all avatars while I'm at work.
Wodin
We've got "Woldin" and that's about it. You know, I don't even know if I'm pronouncing it correctly. I have always said "Woah' din" ... am I right??
HappyScrappy
Although I've heard the explanation for where you got this one, I still never fully got it. So that right off the bat makes things difficult and also not much rhymes with words that end in "appy". At least nothing blatantly gay which is what road my flames usually end up taking.
Cornholio
Beyond "cornhole" ... you're really not left with much. And making Beavis and Butthead cracks are so not funny anymore, thus you're left with a dead-end there, too. Seems like such as easy name to take apart and make the owner nice and crispy from the incendiary thrashing applied, but it's just not workinng.
I think "Days of the Testicles" or "fistfullofcock" where the ones that most cracked my shit up. Post up what people have done to your handle.
supersodomizeme
supersuckme
minimizeme
mostly things related to sodomy and centering all around gayness. if we were in ancient Rome i would refer to you all as Gladihaters, but that's ok cuz it's all in fun here.
Some of you though I can't do much with.
Anal Assplorer
Not much I can do to violate this handle. It came out of the womb already violated and I can't make this any gayer than it is. I got nothing on this one, especially when it's coupled with a disturbing avatar of a hand jerking a cock off. By the way, that avatar was the one that finally put me over the edge and turned off all avatars while I'm at work.
Wodin
We've got "Woldin" and that's about it. You know, I don't even know if I'm pronouncing it correctly. I have always said "Woah' din" ... am I right??
HappyScrappy
Although I've heard the explanation for where you got this one, I still never fully got it. So that right off the bat makes things difficult and also not much rhymes with words that end in "appy". At least nothing blatantly gay which is what road my flames usually end up taking.
Cornholio
Beyond "cornhole" ... you're really not left with much. And making Beavis and Butthead cracks are so not funny anymore, thus you're left with a dead-end there, too. Seems like such as easy name to take apart and make the owner nice and crispy from the incendiary thrashing applied, but it's just not workinng.
I think "Days of the Testicles" or "fistfullofcock" where the ones that most cracked my shit up. Post up what people have done to your handle.
You are so getting a mother's day card from me this year. I love this woman!!!
