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Elite...I'm here to help. Here's how to always have a hot girlfriend

supersizeme

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first i will address the problem that usually stands in a guy's way from going out with a hot chick. he meets her in one of two places, at school or at a bar. he then proceeds to let his tounge hit the ground and try for everything he's worth to get into her pants. this is not how to get a hot chick. maybe, just maybe, it will work one 1 of 10 times, but it will only last one night and you will not have a hot girlfriend as a result.

so what do i do, not try to get into her pants? yes! do not act interested in anything beyond friendship with her. reverse psychology works wonders; you be a friend to her. you... listen. i know it's hard to listen to a girl/woman go on and on and on and on about everything on earth, but do you want to go out with her, or not? you have to engage in a friendship with her; call her, not to go out, but to find out "what's up" in her life. if she wants to complain about a guy then listen, and every few minutes insert "man what a jerk". this kind of a conversation will naturally end in a meal plan of some type, but let her take it to that point. and both of you should understand that it is not even a date, just two friends. continue in this method over three months or 4 friends, whichever comes first.

when any chick, even a hot one, sees that you can carry on a friendship, she will come to the conclusion that you are good boyfriend material. this is the big secret. you have to get a chick to like you first; even if you actually like her first, that doesn't matter, as long as she doesn't know. she has to believe the relationship is her idea, otherwise you will always be chasing her. this way she will always be chasing you; girls have a game similar to this called hard to get, but this isn't quite as evil as that. it's just letting them have the initiative for once.

now, you have four hot chick friends. at least one of them by this time has noticed what an excellent friend you are, and has started to fall for you. you don't care which one is falling for you at this point, so long as someone is. and if no one is falling you, need to pump up the "man what a jerk" lines, and add on "i could never do that". not would, but could. it's a much stronger word.

now that you have a hot chick following you around like a puppy dog, all you have to do it feed her every now and then. she will call you now, but you still have to call her just to keep up face. at this point you need to start making some moves that would normally be considered risktaking, but since you know she has totally fallen for you are actually completely safe, and doing what she wants. i'm not talking jumping in her pants; that's not the way to get a hot chick. every other guy tries this, and they're used to it. i'm talking about asking her out to nice restraunts, dates, meeting her friends. the great part is, she'll even pay for stuff, because she sees you as an investment that she is willing to put money into. she wants to see you happy when you are with her, for fear of losing the little spark she sees in you. so she'll want to see you with a stomach full of steak, or ribs, or whatever your favorite food is.

now you have a hot girlfriend. the first is always the hardest, so if you can manage to do it right, you'll have no problem keeping it up.

on to the point of this whole article though; you must not give up your other hot chick friends! you must hang onto them with all your might. all of them must know about each other from the get go, and you must explain to whichever one ends up liking you, that you are just friends with those other girls. this is not a lie, you are just friends. lying is not encouraged; it does not help with keeping a hot girlfriend.

now you have 1 hot girlfriend and 3 hot chick friends. whenever your hot girlfriend gets tired of you, for whatever reason, you have 3 hot chicks lined up and ready to be your next puppy dog. for them to be ready like you want them, the whole time you are in a relationship with your girlfriend, you must talk to them about the relationship. not about your girlfriend, but about the relationship. chicks dig this. it shows that you can commit, and your thoughts are exactly where a chick would want them, when they are probably actually entirely somewhere else.

now for the last part of the cycle. when you break up with your hot girlfriend, just make sure to meet and make at least one more hot chick friend. if you continue this circle then you will not only always have a hot girlfriend, but she will follow your around like a lost puppy dog all the time.

believe me, guys. i have kept up this cycle for about 6 years now, although i'm proud to say that i've been with my current hot girlfriend for over a year, and have no intention of ever wanting/needing my 3 hot chick friends.
 
i've tried the method and yes it works ;) just look at me and alphaxi heehehh...j/k alphaxi!

anyways, i have to add supersizeme, that the guy cant be butt-ass ugly..

girls wont admit it, but they go for looks just as well..
 
good post......but, i'll stick to being an asshole:)
 
supersizeme

This post is true....but...how do you know all of this....I thought you only dated guys?












j/k super
 
Supernutinfrosass,

Where did your chicken leg lovin ass cut and paste this shit from?
 
I did cut and paste the mofo, but this should be common knowledge to any guy.

Woahdee, the tear drop on my right quad could've sustained the lives of all the plane crash surviving soccer team members on that mountain from "Alive" for several more months, possibly years, had they not been saved when they were.
 
You know what works even better than all that?

Approach a hot chick and ask her "Did you just grab my ass? Cuz it's ok if you did"

That usually works really well, and I got it from a movie, I don't know which one though.
 
Peyote Killa said:
You know what works even better than all that?

Approach a hot chick and ask her "Did you just grab my ass? Cuz it's ok if you did"

That usually works really well, and I got it from a movie, I don't know which one though.

Have you ever used the Cool Page Me line to a chick?

I have used some really bad ones in the past that have worked.. but I am really no longer intrested. I live in Atlanta.. it is not worth trying here.... you wil end up with a freak.. or a half man.
 
The only time you can use the Cool page me line to anybody is when it's a person you don't want to contact you.

Like for instance, say you are in the local convenience store and this guy or girl walks in that you know, but are not really good friends with. This is how you use coolpage me.

Them: hey man what's up?
You: nothing how you been?
Them: Alright, where are you going?
You: you know just about to run some errands
Them: cool man we need to get together some time and hang
You: yeah thats cool, page me later, OK
Them: hell yeah, man, I'll do that

All the while you know you don't own pager, so then you high tail it outta there before he/she can ask you for the number to your non existant pager.

And that my friends is how to use the Cool, page me line
OKKKKKKKKKKK

If you have any further questions please page me
Peace
 
Smart guy!

I see a "Dear John" column in your future....That ,and your PM box chuck full from all the love lorn guys on here!
 
The male mind continues to boggle me.....:rolleyes:. Good thing some of them are kind of cute. :D

What he said'd be true, but he forgot to add sincerity to his recipe...or at least be REALLY good at faking it. Otherwise, hot chics with ther extrasensory perceptions and all can tell that you amount to nothing more than just another wannabe play-ah.



PEYOTE KILLA -- What do you do if they catch you before you run off and ask you for your pager number?
 
Thank you guys very much, and in the near future, I will let you know how to bag a chick in a laundry mat with the coolpage me line!
 
PEYOTE KILLA -- Did you see my question??? What do you do if they catch you before you run off and ask you for your pager number?
 
Polarpixie- you simply say, "hey I dont have a pager" but blow up my belt later ok?" They usually looked perplexed then realize about a minute later that you are being a dick, feels good.

OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
 
pix, thats easy yo. And by the way you have to be sincere the whole time, or it will not work, so this is most definatly not for a beginner.

peep this,

Them: hey wait up, can I get your pager number, please
You: Sure, it's 832 444 1785 (give them a fake number, be sure to be as realistic as you can with number)
Them: Thanks, I'll beep you later tonight
You: Do that, I'll look forward to hearing from you, Peace
Them: Ok, bye, thanks


Also pix, you have to remember that this is for only one type of scenario. One where the person is some one that you DON"T walk to be around. This is called the aviodance Cool page me.

Of course their are good situations where cool page me can be used.

And you guys be ready, cuz they will be here soon. If you want them sooner just page me.
 
That's a funny post, but my experience has been the complete opposite. i have several hot chick freinds who don't want to have sex with me, BECAUSE I"M A FRIEND!!

Seriously, the only approach that's ever worked for me is to be really direct -- be freindly, but make it clear I find them attractive.

Of course, I haven't had a girlfreind in...um, quite a while.

Well, fuck.. now I'm depressed. Where's my vodka...?
 
havoc said:
Polarpixie- you simply say, "hey I dont have a pager" but blow up my belt later ok?" They usually looked perplexed then realize about a minute later that you are being a dick, feels good.

OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Havoc...I don't think that will work for me. ;)


Peyote, yo, where u from? I never heard of no 'peep this' or 'peep dat' bee-four-er. :FRlol: Thanks for the four-er-one-one tho yo. :fro:
 
Pix, you asked for the info, now you ditchin us, well it looks like you have your own little version of coolpage me.

Well, just to let you know, I'm smarter than that, I mean who do you think came up with the whole coolpage me thing anyways.
Peace, LOL
 
I'm from houston, but I was born in New Jersey, I don't know where I heard peep dis from, and it's not something I say. Only when I am making fun of somebody or quoting some one, or just being funny, which more times than not!!!!

where are you from, if you are close, page me later, we should hook up. Really we should!
 
Peyote Killa said:
I'm from houston, but I was born in New Jersey, I don't know where I heard peep dis from, and it's not something I say. Only when I am making fun of somebody or quoting some one, or just being funny, which more times than not!!!!

where are you from, if you are close, page me later, we should hook up. Really we should!

Is that an alternate version of coolpageme or is that a whole new thing called ifyouareclosepagemelater?
 
Pix!!!! You are really funny, I like your type of humor, and I think if taught properly you would be a great female version of coolpage me. If you are interested, page me later.
But that was an alternate version of course. Like I said, it can be used in many situations, just has to be tweeked to fit the right scanario. Does that make sense? I have really used this form of communication a number of times with all kinds of people, and it really works quite well.
But now you are avoiding the question, where are you from?
 
See Pix, you already have your own little coolpage me thing working. What is your secret, maybe I can up my game just a little, not that I need to, but you know.

Again with the typing thing, thats good shit. So is yours like
I'm typing, I'll write you later. See, the only problem with that is it's too much, you are the one in charge of making contact, with mine it's like they failed to contact me, so I don't come off as an ass. Where as you might, if you never RESPOND!
 
Good GOD Peyoyte yo! Do you talk so much and so fast in person too? No wonder you needed to come up with ur coolpageme skills! :D

I wasn't avoiding your question, i was just too busy giggling deliriously to what I was writing. I'm from Toofartopageyoulater, WA :)

Thanx for the funny comment, I don't even have to try! Teehee...:D



**polarpixie's off to dream about the possibilities of being a female version of coolpageme...A coolpageme with boobies!!! This could be BIG...er...not literally**
 
LOL @ Pix
classic line
I like it

But yes that is kinda far for me to get all Yoda on you. So maybe next time you are here, drop a number in my pager and we will hook up.

O and yes I do talk as fast in person (faster), I love conversating, with cool people of course. Well not even cool, just on my level, which might not be cool.

Anyways hve good dreams, and when you come to text message me.
Peace
 
this whole theory only holds true if the girl wants a long term relationship. what if she just wants to be fuck buddies (like most guys do)? I also don't think that you should pretend to like what someone has to say to go out with them if going out with someone is your thing. Why would you even torture yourself by having a girlfriend who's hot, but babbbles on about absolutely nothing youre interested in?

I dunno, I do fine by being the open, semi up front, not too in your face, well rounded cool guy.
 
What about the approach suggested a few days back,
i think the message was "treat them mean and keep them keen".
Can't remeber exactly which thread it was but that was the gist of it.

Keep it up,i'm learning here.:vanp:
 
This approach is very risky. You can fall into the friend zone where you are just a friend forever and you just get jealous of the many boyfriends that come and go. one of those plutonic deals. Now if its just a hot chick ratio or surplus you are looking for, with none imparticular, this could happen. You can't be picky though. The friend zone is gonna happen.
 
Ok we know what to do after you have the 4 hot chick friends to start with, but how does one go about making friends with a hot chick???

Like say you are the scrawniest uglyist mofo out there....What should this person do?
 
Once you get one, put her in a cage and feed her lettuce through the bars.. Then you will always have one... And she will get skinny too.....
 
All this shit with women is too damn complicated, if I can't get a woman by being myself I'll just stick to masterbating....

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*Thinks about how much masterbation he has performed lately*


Maybe I'll read over that one more time...
 
This is sound advice. The only thing that will get you in trouble is when people start to realize that you have four really hot friends, but you have not dated any of them. You just "listen" to them. Then, before you know it, the whole city thinks you're gay.
 
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