Elevator Ride - Close Call

[Nathan]

I think you made that whole thing up, except for the sadnwich part. I believed you when it came to the sandwich.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I got in the elevator and discovered what appeared to be a muslim cleric. Not wanting to take any chances of being blown up by a suicide bomb, because, ya know, I hadn't had lunch yet and I was really looking forward to my sandwich, I quickly took off my shoe and bashed him in the neck and stabbed him in the back of the knee with my cell phone antenna.

When the elevator got to the next floor, I tried to high tail it out and did like a cartoon dog or cat thing, where, ya know, they try to run and their legs keep going and it looks like their slipping. Finally I got traction and got out.

As it turns out, it was just a fat little mental patient.

Well....another lesson learned.

 

[ajtomasi]

Bush would have be proud of your effort

 

[the nature boy]

pig man.

 

[Y_lifter]

I wish my Cell phone had an Antenna

 

[WODIN]

Muslims are disguising themselves as mental patients?

Pigfucker.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

pig man.

Poor little Pinkis.

 

[the nature boy]

Poor little Pinkis.

I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, "Hey he's no pig-man!"

 

[The Shadow]

lol


Some dude here in GA was impersonating a doctoe and going to hospitals, making rouinds and writing rxs.



Hell...beats an HMO

 

[Y_lifter]

I had a bad cornholio on my foot and went to the doctoe last month.

 

[WODIN]

lol


Some dude here in GA was impersonating a doctoe and going to hospitals, making rouinds and writing rxs.



Hell...beats an HMO

It would have been so cool to get one for some Percs and Var.

 

[ajtomasi]

what's a doctoe?

 

[Y_lifter]

what's a doctoe?

Where you go for treatment of cornholios

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I got to get one of those cell phones with a switchblade for an antenna and beat up someone on an elevator. Sounds like fun, I know your antenna didn't have switchblade, but mine will...

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Pigfucker.

This new trend is highly disturbing - I'm gonna have to change my AIM name to something less acceptable if this keeps up.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Where you go for treatment of cornholios

Thats good stuff YL