Elevator Guessing

[HG Pennypacker]

I was wondering if any of you play this game like I do every morning. There are 8 elevators where I work and before I push the button, I guess which elevator will open. If I guess wrong, I get a running start and hurl myself, head first, into the still-closed doors of the one that I guessed, as punishment for guessing wrong.

If I guess correctly....well....then I just an secure in the knowledge that I bested the elevator Gods that day and I live to play another day.

 

[beastboy]

I usually do this with the toilet stalls at work.....Before I enter I guess which one is occupied....if I am wrong I have to shit in my hand and throw it over the door to the unexpecting logger(that is his punishment for being in my favorite stall)...If I'm right then I shit in a couple of dixie cups and leave them on the back of the toilet for everyone else to enjoy my godly turds.

 

[68GT350]

Ah, the charm and class of the elite fitness chat forum.

 

[HappyScrappy]

my friend at his I-banker firm will guess on elevators everyday if there are a group of the guys.
only they bet like $1K on who is right.

 

[WODIN]

I do the same thing with farts and nickles....

 

[beastboy]

Another fun elevator game....fart right before you get off on your floor.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

You guys need to come up with better games than farting and throwing poop. I do all that as normal course of business. There's no sport in that.

 

[the nature boy]

HG, find some office mates and place wagers on which elevator will open up. one guy in our office lost so many times he stopped showing up.

 

[bigguns7]

We liv a pay, anaa day.

 

[curling]

Another fun elevator game....fart right before you get off on your floor.

I think it is more to fart(you know SBDs) and stay on the elevator and watch people reaction and watch them try to figure out who did it.

 

[beastboy]

Wondering how his head is doing.

 

[Spartacus]

I've always wondered if gay men get turned on by the smell of a fart..because I get turned on by the smell of a really excited pussy

 

[tiger88]

old posts?

or the years fucked up??

 

[beastboy]

Old

 

[tiger88]

anyways i alway do guess

i get all excited by this

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

my building is weird, sometimes two elevators will come at the same time and i have to decide which one to get onto

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

this was back from when Elite was wonderful