Oh, Darling, I'm so flattered you would watch me in a reality TV show! But I would like to be in a very trashy one, to go with my personality. I would try to sleep with every one in the house. It would be freshman year all over again, with the hopes that this time someone would actually take me up on my offers (college people can be very, very picky).
Now, let's see: big ego that I have, I would love to be in the house. For a successful show, we need in the house 1) a slut, 2) a has-been star trying to revive his/her career, 3) a fat has-been celebrity, 4) a drunk religion fanatic, 5) a hot guy, 6) a hot girl, 7) an fugly nudist. I guess I qualify for all categories, with the obvious exceptions of numbers 5 and 6.
Now, my picks would be:
Stiletto
Youngguns
BikiniMom
George Spellwin
HeatherRae
Needtogetas
Slat (the new shaved-head one)
And of course none of them qualify for the categories above, with the exception of numbers 5 and 6. Nonetheless, it would be very interesting to watch them share the same house. Specially with there is lots of nudity involved.