EF Quotables...

[Gambino]

You know, I tried the whole pussy thing, but it really wasn't my style. Nothing can beat good ole' man hole.

 

[perkele]

I'm also bit geigh

WTF!?

 

[Gambino]

I was really hoping that Gambino would give me some anal love...but his massive unit just would not fit in.

 

[SoKlueles]

oh dear that is a quotable quote cuz i can handle it buddy

 

[jerkbox]

 

[jerseyart]

Jersey and me would be perfect together. I wish he would visit my "secret" garden.

WTF!?!

 

[Sub-Zero]

so that he can make a salad out of your vegetables and toss it

 

[Buddy_Christ]

yeah, i do this thing for my girlfriend where I swing my wang around in circles, cept it doesn't really swing much cause, well, there's not much to swing.....but it's still a riot

 

[Robert Jan]

If I wanted you to understand, I would have explained it better.

 

[Robert Jan]

I'm not really gay of course

 

[Robert Jan]

If our brain was so simple as that we could understand it, it would be too simple too understand it.

 

[Robert Jan]

People mistake insight for speed. If I leave earlier, I appear faster

 

[Robert Jan]

E=MC^2

 

[Robert Jan]

Interviewer: Willem, how could you possibly score that one?
Willem: well, I was going that way anyway...

 

[Robert Jan]

Faith is not wanting to know the truth

 

[Robert Jan]

Everyone knows that the real danger lies in the Jews. Blacks are loud en annoying, much like vacuum cleaners, but Jews are actually dangerous, like sharks with laserbeams on their heads.

 

[Robert Jan]

If you're going through hell, turn the fuck around and go back

 

[Robert Jan]

Damn right too!

 

[Robert Jan]

Hey Y'all, watch this!

 

[Robert Jan]

How much do you really know about yourself if you have to resort to fighting?

 

[Robert Jan]

Life goes on. Hopefully not too long, - Time is money

 

[Robert Jan]

I may be dumb, but I'm not smart!

 

[Robert Jan]

People always talk about the Jews, but them Germans were no sweethearts either!

 

[Robert Jan]

Keep your friends close, shoot your enemies in the neck

 

[Robert Jan]

I didn't evolve my way to the top of the food chain to eat rabbit food

 

[Robert Jan]

Only two things are infinite, Republican stupidity and the Universe. I'm not really sure about the latter

 

[Robert Jan]

Knock it out with the fucking Psalms already. I'm fucking tired of them

 

[Robert Jan]

lalaladidadiolinipokosina

 

[Gambino]

I need an american stud, RJ's penis is to small for my taste...

 

[SoKlueles]

bwahahahah gambino, no wonder i like ya

 

[powerslave]

omg powerslave, no wonder i want ya

 

[Burning_Inside]

maybe he's a knight

http://elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=300447&highlight=knight+vest

 

[Gambino]

fuck the lakers

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I was such an ugly kid that my mother breast-fed me through a straw.

 

[SoreArms]

My book smarts compensate for my lack of penis size

 

[Gambino]

Dawg, I tore mary jane up

 

[SoreArms]

If only there wasn't such a social stigma on it, I would come out

 

[SoreArms]

SoreArms, me love you long time

 

[hamstershaver]

I have seen more cocks than an army doctor

 

[hamstershaver]

Deteras gives the best butt love in all of EF, he really takes his time and makes sure I enjoy it

i think i just puked

 

[SoreArms]

Hamsters are so adorable, too bad they die in the process, no time to cuddle after

Hammy!

 

[Deterass]

i think i just came in my underwear looking at AAP's avatar!He is soooo hot!!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

everyone who disagrees is wrong! Try less carbs and more penis...it works for me

 

[hamstershaver]

Sorearms you left your undies over here last night big boy, do you want me to bring them over tonight?

what the????????

 

[Gambino]

4 score and 7 years ago...

 

[Y_lifter]

I'm outa this Beotch till 7/26 !

 

[Code]

Great men talk about ideas; Mediocre men talk about things; Small men talk about people.

 

[SoreArms]

My penis is so small, my gf calls my loads nanogasms!

 

[Code]

Picogasms actually.

 

[perkele]

Can anyone give me Perk's phone number?

 

[jerseyart]

Where's the bathroom?

 

[perkele]

Too late, I crapped in my pants.

 

[jerseyart]

My only desire is to be shat upon by Jersey Art. I want to be his bitch