Eating snack cakes, more dangerous than smoking weed?

[Lestat]

While eating snack cakes I can operate a motor vehicle or other heavy machinery without endangering myself or anyone else. I can do higher math, read a novel, read a newspaper, meaningfully participate in a discussion on any topic, build a dynamic financial model, do my taxes, do your taxes, pick a stock, write a grammatically correct post on this site (which seems to be getting dumber with each passing day), and (most importantly) I can sit at my desk and do my job.

While you are high, you can gorge yourself on pizza and nachos, watch the Cartoon Network and laugh/drool over the "Cow & Chicken" marathon, and if you're really creative come up with inane business ideas.

All things considered, I'd rather take my chances with Little Debbie.

bro I can do everything you listed there, while high. some of those things I actually do BETTER while high, like math.

 

[Basikstylz]

While eating snack cakes I can operate a motor vehicle or other heavy machinery without endangering myself or anyone else. I can do higher math, read a novel, read a newspaper, meaningfully participate in a discussion on any topic, build a dynamic financial model, do my taxes, do your taxes, pick a stock, write a grammatically correct post on this site (which seems to be getting dumber with each passing day), and (most importantly) I can sit at my desk and do my job.

While you are high, you can gorge yourself on pizza and nachos, watch the Cartoon Network and laugh/drool over the "Cow & Chicken" marathon, and if you're really creative come up with inane business ideas.

All things considered, I'd rather take my chances with Little Debbie.

Thats funny... you consider it safe to drive and eat.... do you txt, or read txts, or read anything for that matter while u drive? doing anything while driving other than focusing on the road is unsafe.

Just sayin....

and before you ask... I ride a motorcycle so no I don't talk on the phone eat or do anything else while I am riding. If anything I get pissed off at people I see doing stupid shit, because I know they are 1 stupid move away from not paying attention and hitting me as I pass by.

 

[Lestat]

im gonna spark one up tonight bros!

 

[mrplunkey]

"liberal"...
Loosen gun restrictions.
Lower taxes and reduced government spending. I would like to eliminate the IRS but I don't see that happening anytime soon.
No socialized health care.
No nation building.
No welfare.
No affirmative action.
The smallest Federal and State governments possible.

I agree with all of the above. Funny thing is, if all that were in place I'd probably not care at all about pot. I don't care about who does and doesn't use it as much as I care for who has to pay for its impact on the overall population.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

bro I can do everything you listed there, while high. some of those things I actually do BETTER while high, like math.

Another unverifiable claim.

 

[jnevin]

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[jerseyrugger76]

Thats funny... you consider it safe to drive and eat.... do you txt, or read txts, or read anything for that matter while u drive? doing anything while driving other than focusing on the road is unsafe.

Just sayin....

and before you ask... I ride a motorcycle so no I don't talk on the phone eat or do anything else while I am riding. If anything I get pissed off at people I see doing stupid shit, because I know they are 1 stupid move away from not paying attention and hitting me as I pass by.

OOOoooooo. Yes, I can eat a snack cake while driving. I can change the radio station too!!! Occasionally, I talk to the passenger riding next to me! I guess I just like living on the edge!!

And as anyone who has driven both a car and a motorcycle knows, it takes substantially less concentration to safely operate a car than ride a bike. Thus, if you cannot accept the harsh reality that all automobile drivers are not going to ride around town with their hands firmly planted at 10 and 2 just to ensure your personal safety, then stick to public transit or your big wheel and STFU.

 

[mrplunkey]

Another unverifiable claim.

Smoking crystal meth allows me to see life perfectly clearly. Does that mean I can fire-one some up tonight?

 

[Lestat]

Another unverifiable claim.

its subjective and dependent on the individual, something I readily admit, however you love to paint in broad strokes usually citing the worst/lowest common denominator as the rule.

 

[Lestat]

Smoking crystal meth allows me to see life perfectly clearly. Does that mean I can fire-one some up tonight?

That actually may be true, caffeine does the same thing. I wouldn't reccomend you do Crystal Meth because of the pretty pronounced and unavoidable side effects. You're call though, I'm not going to try to police your personal behavior.