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mrbill

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So you want to be a MOD also?? Just follow these easy steps to immediate MOD HOOD.

1. Be ultra-liberal (bonus points if you are also homosexual or bi-sexual)
2. Post or reply with strict liberal dogma...vehemently insist that all who disagree are either homophobic, right-wing facists, or racist
3. Ramble on incoherently in your replies and avoid direct answers to questions posed to you always using the biggest words you know
4. Ignore all facts that contradict your strict dogmatic positions

these steps will get you immediate MOD HOOD versus taking the long way such as WODIN who has been here several years, has thousands of posts, is level headed and generally middle of the road in his posts and opinions. Actually, WODIN I'm amazed you made it as you are probably the most qualified to actually be a mod.

BTW congrats WODIN
 
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I think a standard for being elected to a mod should be a popular vote... that way, you'd have less people resenting various mods for being around... just my .02

C
 
Cornholio is also very deserving of the mad status. He has great knowledge of exercise and fitness (he's a part time personal trainer) as well as a good understanding of science and chemicals (he's a chemist), something this site needs considering it's very nature.

*slurp slurp* Okay, I'm done sucking his cock.
 
frorider6 said:
Cornholio is also very deserving of the mad status. He has great knowledge of exercise and fitness (he's a part time personal trainer) as well as a good understanding of science and chemicals (he's a chemist), something this site needs considering it's very nature.

*slurp slurp* Okay, I'm done sucking his cock.

Wow. Fro kissing Corn's ass. Didn't see that one coming.

:D
 
fro you still got a little on your chin there buddy.

Everything said about Wodin was bang on. The guy should've been mod from day one. *golf-clap*
 
WODIN should not be a mod for the same reason senior citizens shouldn't drive cars. They're old, senile, and damn likely to die while they're doing it. :D
 
mrbill said:
these steps will get you immediate MOD HOOD versus taking the long way such as WODIN who has been here several years, has thousands of posts, is level headed and generally middle of the road in his posts and opinions. Actually, WODIN I'm amazed you made it as you are probably the most qualified to actually be a mod.



for fuck's sake man.. ya wanna get his home address so you can go over and blow him already??


get off his nuts!!!
 
mrbill said:
So you want to be a MOD also?? Just follow these easy steps to immediate MOD HOOD.

1. Be ultra-liberal (bonus points if you are also homosexual or bi-sexual)
2. Post or reply with strict liberal dogma...vehemently insist that all who disagree are either homophobic, right-wing facists, or racist
3. Ramble on incoherently in your replies and avoid direct answers to questions posed to you always using the biggest words you know
4. Ignore all facts that contradict your strict dogmatic positions

these steps will get you immediate MOD HOOD versus taking the long way such as WODIN who has been here several years, has thousands of posts, is level headed and generally middle of the road in his posts and opinions. Actually, WODIN I'm amazed you made it as you are probably the most qualified to actually be a mod.

BTW congrats WODIN

Yes I'm liberal but I've never been ultra-liberal. You're probably refering to RyanH. Yes he's one of the most liberal guy here, but he's always had good arguments. No one can deny it. Even if I agree with only 30% of his ideas I must admit the guy has knowledge.
 
dgreenhill said:
I am still triing to figure out why there is a need for so many mods in this chat area.

Still trying to figure that one out myself.

Also trying to figure out why I am a damn platinum member, yet sit here and watch my popup stopper trash 50 fuckin popup windows from this site.

Also trying to figure out what to do with this shit infested bucket of triple threat protein.
 
i am going for the record for longest tenure without mod status.

thank god for popper stopper
 
RyanH doesnt have that much knowledge, if he did he would have responded to my post. He runs from facts.
 
Golfer18 said:
RyanH doesnt have that much knowledge, if he did he would have responded to my post. He runs from facts.

I only run from ignorance. I haven't recognized any of your arguments because they have failed to gain my attention.

Ryan.
 
spentagn said:


Oh but he did.

Some victory, wasn't it? It took 5 partisan United States Supreme Court Justices, a Republican Secretary of State, and illegal overseas ballots to hand him the victory.

Now that's a winner!!!!
 
RyanH said:


Some victory, wasn't it? It took 5 partisan United States Supreme Court Justices, a Republican Secretary of State, and illegal overseas ballots to hand him the victory.

Now that's a winner!!!!

Your rhetoric is rather old. How many "impartial" recounts did you want? Maybe we should ignore all those military ballots that were mailed on time, but arrived too late. Glad to see you respect those who actually make sacrifices in life.
 
spentagn said:


Your rhetoric is rather old. How many "impartial" recounts did you want? Maybe we should ignore all those military ballots that were mailed on time, but arrived too late. Glad to see you respect those who actually make sacrifices in life.

Well fine, count the overseas ballots. I don't have a problem with that, but according to an exhaustive report in the New York Times a few months ago, most Republican overseas ballots were counted while Democratic overseas ballots were not counted.

Thus, one favorable standard was applied to then Governor Bush that was not applied to then Vice-President Al Gore. Remember, Spentagn, as I've grown tired of reminding you---consistency is a virtue.

Of course, the United States Supreme Court disregarded consistency as well when it ignored all legal precedent and handed the victory to "President" Bush.
 
BuggyWhips said:
Ryan would rather see those military men in uniform lined up so he can suck on their winkies one by one....

I've already got more than enough to suck on.:p
 
Your gay now right?This is what I mean.

I just saw the expression twink being referred to as gay on a site so I used it.
 
Milhouse said:
Your gay now right?This is what I mean.

I just saw the expression twink being referred to as gay on a site so I used it.

I admire beauty, intelligence, and charm regardless of its form.

That said,----Am I drawn to men with those qualities? Yes.
 
BO-CEPHUS said:


Still trying to figure that one out myself.

Also trying to figure out why I am a damn platinum member, yet sit here and watch my popup stopper trash 50 fuckin popup windows from this site.

Also trying to figure out what to do with this shit infested bucket of triple threat protein.

seems this site is truely fucking you over.
 
Umm ok.
Well I think the Bears are gonna win the superbowl next year(Milhouse changing subject trying to be a macho guy again while looking at the floor)
 
RyanH said:


Well fine, count the overseas ballots. I don't have a problem with that, but according to an exhaustive report in the New York Times a few months ago, most Republican overseas ballots were counted while Democratic overseas ballots were not counted.

Thus, one favorable standard was applied to then Governor Bush that was not applied to then Vice-President Al Gore. Remember, Spentagn, as I've grown tired of reminding you---consistency is a virtue.

Of course, the United States Supreme Court disregarded consistency as well when it ignored all legal precedent and handed the victory to "President" Bush.

Ryan, quit your condescending bull shit. If Gore weren't such a complete fucking idiot, he'd be in office right now. His inability to run an effective campaign played a major role in his not running away with the election. He was too dumb to associate himself with his popular President, and therefore couldn't claim partial credit for all the success. How about you present an arguement that isn't based on the spin put out by the DNC? And, before you toss that question back at me, Republicans hate to hear shit like what I just mentioned.
 
spentagn said:


Ryan, quit your condescending bull shit. If Gore weren't such a complete fucking idiot, he'd be in office right now. His inability to run an effective campaign played a major role in his not running away with the election. He was too dumb to associate himself with his popular President, and therefore couldn't claim partial credit for all the success. How about you present an arguement that isn't based on the spin put out by the DNC? And, before you toss that question back at me, Republicans hate to hear shit like what I just mentioned.

Your argument might have merit, if all I was putting forth is spin, but spin it is not. Why don't you visit the archives at the New York Times at www.NYT.com for a report on how similar overseas ballots that were counted for President Bush were not counted for Vice-President Gore. Local election officials threw-out overseas ballots in favor of Vice-President Gore while counting overseas ballots that favored President Bush. These are facts. Check, if you don't believe me, but then, facing the facts can be hard to do for those wanting to avoid the light.

I'm also glad to hear that you have finally admitted that 1) President Clinton was a popular president, and 2) that President Clinton was indeed successful. We have agreed, glad you moved my way.

Ryan.
 
Topics in this thread include: Politics, garbage about mods and opinions of others on a chat board, none which have any relevance to Life whatsoever or your daily routine of surviving in a sufficient manner to meet your wants and needs of your own personal well being, yet some are actually serious, with grudges being held and feelings of seclusion in some fashion or another. I suggest a bowl of high grade marijuana to help you see what is important. Thanks! peace
 
RyanH said:


Your argument might have merit, if all I was putting forth is spin, but spin it is not. Why don't you visit the archives at the New York Times at www.NYT.com for a report on how similar overseas ballots that were counted for President Bush were not counted for Vice-President Gore. Local election officials threw-out overseas ballots in favor of Vice-President Gore while counting overseas ballots that favored President Bush. These are facts. Check, if you don't believe me, but then, facing the facts can be hard to do for those wanting to avoid the light.

Once again I'll tell you to support your own arguements. I have neither the time nor the desire to do your research for you.

RyanH said:

I'm also glad to hear that you have finally admitted that 1) President Clinton was a popular president, and 2) that President Clinton was indeed successful. We have agreed, glad you moved my way.

Ryan.

I've always admitted that he was popular. It'd be impossible to prove otherwise. He was not necessarily successful, the economy was. And don't start arguing out your ass about the economy, ass I've shut you up before on that topic (and many others). And I'll never move your way, I like women too much.
 
Hmm, the original concept of this thread was to point out that
  1. It's easy to be a mod
  2. Most of the mods are liberals
  3. Lastly, yet less explicit: there are too many mods on this damn board
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    So George, why are there so many mods here? Having one wart on your ass doesn't mean you need to start farming them does it?
 
Code said:
So George, why are there so many mods here? Having one wart on your ass doesn't mean you need to start farming them does it?

This is what I speak of. Who cares? Whatever answer is given for whatever reason is going to benefit you in what way? Exactly, nothing, its completely irrelevant. It simply has not one thing to do with anything.
 
And the warts have spoken!

Seriously Havoc, my point isn't to get an answer. The goal is to point out to George that this place is getting crowded with mods.

And with all the lock/delete hungry mods, it's quite defeating.
 
I would wager that 65% of the deleted threads are due to personal preference.
 
spentagn said:


No, so you can read all the dirt in the mods forum.
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Sorry, but I don't care about that stuff. I have enough trouble dealing with everything in my life, I don't need to worry about people that I don't know.:)
 
big4life said:
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Sorry, but I don't care about that stuff. I have enough trouble dealing with everything in my life, I don't need to worry about people that I don't know.:)

Said in jest, my binary buddy.
 
Haha! I'd never accept the position of a mod.

Being a mod, especially here, is nothing more than being a digital janitor. Taking a lot of flak from users and thankless work.

The problem is, people like Ryanh tend to delete threads simply because he does not agree with the thread's stance.

What I *AM* trying to convey to George is that adding mods every fiscal quarter without getting rid of the useless ones a recipe for failure.
 
Code said:
And the warts have spoken!

Seriously Havoc, my point isn't to get an answer. The goal is to point out to George that this place is getting crowded with mods.

And with all the lock/delete hungry mods, it's quite defeating.

And the ridiculous has replied. You mentioned the "lock/delete hungry mods", you think people are sitting at a computer just waiting to delete? Has any of the threads that have been deleted, locked, etc had any effect on you in the real world? No, or at least I hope not. Again, who cares. These words I speak are the exact same when new mods were announced a year ago. Why cry about something that is completely irrelevant?
 
havoc said:


And the ridiculous has replied. You mentioned the "lock/delete hungry mods", you think people are sitting at a computer just waiting to delete? Has any of the threads that have been deleted, locked, etc had any effect on you in the real world? No, or at least I hope not. Again, who cares. These words I speak are the exact same when new mods were announced a year ago. Why cry about something that is completely irrelevant?

havoc, I'm not looking to get into this, because for the most part I don't care. But the counter arguement to this is obvious: Why bitch and get a thread locked, or ask for a user to be banned? If none of this matters, why take offense at anything said?
 
Havoc,

I'm not attacking you, so just relax and take another toke.

What I'm doing may not affect anyone in real life, what I'm doing is pointing out that adding mods every few months is eventually going to add to the failures and shortcomings of the board.

So, take a step back from your pc and breath easier knowing that, in real life, no one cares that you are a digital janitor for elitefitness. :)
 
Code said:
Haha! I'd never accept the position of a mod.

Being a mod, especially here, is nothing more than being a digital janitor. Taking a lot of flak from users and thankless work.

The problem is, people like Ryanh tend to delete threads simply because he does not agree with the thread's stance.

What I *AM* trying to convey to George is that adding mods every fiscal quarter without getting rid of the useless ones a recipe for failure.

and you've spoken again without the facts on your side....I have been accused on several occassions of locking/deleting threads when the responsibility was with another mod. Further, if George disagrees with what I edit or delete he could easily tell me since he has access to the functions mods perform.

Everything I've deleted or edited has been for a very good reason. Your attempts to make me the scapegoat has failed repeatedly.

Ryan.
 
Code, point very well taken (adding mods every fiscal quarter without getting rid of the useless ones a recipe for failure)
and am in agreement. We may differ though on your definition of "useless mods" though. I guess you can call me one of the "conservative" moderators. You may not see my voice much on the boards, but I watch and listen and act. I have no problem expressing my opinion and have no problem listening to yours.

I was always under the belief for instance that homosexuality was a sin. I now know more gay men and women who are truly my friends and I respect them immensely. Had I not become a member of this board, I would never have had that opportunity to talk to them, express my opinion, and actually focus on their opinions as well.

I may not agree with everything a person does, but that does not take away or add to what that person really is.

I guess as far as the comment on what it actually takes to be a mod, I am glad I have been in the ranks long enough to know better.

Mrs. TG
 
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Code said:
Havoc,

I'm not attacking you, so just relax and take another toke.

What I'm doing may not affect anyone in real life, what I'm doing is pointing out that adding mods every few months is eventually going to add to the failures and shortcomings of the board.

So, take a step back from your pc and breath easier knowing that, in real life, no one cares that you are a digital janitor for elitefitness. :)

This board will survive regardless.
I would hope no one cares about this to an extent where it effects personal issues.

Tell you what I'll take a step back and see your transparency and you get the hell outta this thread, before I slap the synthetic hormones out of your silicon implanted sag bags, ok?
 
Ryan, shame on you for being such a liar. I still have our PMs and the thread you deleted 26 times, want me to share them with the board again?

Texas,

Your point is understood, my original post to this thread was certainly highly charged with sarcasm. There are great mods here, sadly there are also too many mods.
 
Aww, come on Havoc. I know thats just the THC talking!!

I never thought you'd be offended by the fact that there are too many mods here....thought you'd secure enough in yourself to be goaded so easily into a flame fest.
 
Code said:
Ryan, shame on you for being such a liar. I still have our PMs and the thread you deleted 26 times, want me to share them with the board again?

Texas,

Your point is understood, my original post to this thread was certainly highly charged with sarcasm. There are great mods here, sadly there are also too many mods.

please do share them here, I could care less.
 
and the reason I deleted your thread 26 times, Code, is because you continuously reposted the thread everytime it was deleted.

I wouldn't change a thing.
 
RyanH said:
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Code said:
Aww, come on Havoc. I know thats just the THC talking!!

I never thought you'd be offended by the fact that there are too many mods here....thought you'd secure enough in yourself to be goaded so easily into a flame fest.

There is no THC for today.
Flame Fest? That isnt possible for anyone on this board, thats just me talking to you, normal fashion. Offended? I'm eating a steak I just cooked outside with some plantains cooked on olive oil, I'm quite relaxed. Your inquiries about mods and such were irrelevant in my opinion, I was attempting to point that out, believe in what you must. peace
 
havoc said:


There is no THC for today.
Flame Fest? That isnt possible for anyone on this board, thats just me talking to you, normal fashion. Offended? I'm eating a steak I just cooked outside with some plantains cooked on olive oil, I'm quite relaxed. Your inquiries about mods and such were irrelevant in my opinion, I was attempting to point that out, believe in what you must. peace

It was only a week or so ago you were a MOD critic...

I guess it is like Curt Kobain... he always made fun of the Pearl Jam types.
 
No THC man? Come on, you need a hook-up? :)

I just ate a nice casserole that some friends brought by and petting my new puppy...I'm relaxed too.
 
dballer said:


It was only a week or so ago you were a MOD critic...

I guess it is like Curt Kobain... he always made fun of the Pearl Jam types.

Why don't you just stop seeing everything as "us" vs. "them".

Mods have very little power, if any. We are just like the rest of the users on Elite.
 
RyanH said:


Why don't you just stop seeing everything as "us" vs. "them".

Mods have very little power, if any. We are just like the rest of the users on Elite.

It all boils down to.. YOU Ryan have the power to edit my threads... you can lock them.

Spentagn cannot.. now.. there are as many MODS as regular users... so 1/2 of what is posted is gonna be either locked or fucked with. There are 33 MODS on this board.
 
Code said:
No THC man? Come on, you need a hook-up? :)

I just ate a nice casserole that some friends brought by and petting my new puppy...I'm relaxed too.

My man, I always have THC, I only partake in it around 2 -3 times a week though. I am the hook up! Tax Free.


D Baller, I still am a critic of actions that mods take and disagree 99.9% of the time, for example, anything locked or edited today is ridiculous in my opinion. I was asked to be a mod and I accepted, and grateful. Just because someone becomes a mod does not mean they are tyrants. Simply means they were asked and accepted, nothing more, nothing less. I don't see me editing, deleting, etc unless its completely out of order(like beastiality or something that extreme). There is no need to point out my past, I am fully aware of it and have done nothing to contradict it either.
 
dballer said:


It all boils down to.. YOU Ryan have the power to edit my threads... you can lock them.

Spentagn cannot.. now.. there are as many MODS as regular users... so 1/2 of what is posted is gonna be either locked or fucked with. There are 33 MODS on this board.

and how many of your threads have I edited, Dballer? Very few, if any.
 
havoc said:



I'm eating a steak I just cooked outside with some plantains cooked on olive oil, I'm quite relaxed.


Damn, a man after me own heart.....Plantains and olive oil....Fucking solid as hell Havoc!!!

That fucking Rocks Bro......

Ranger
 
It's not an US vs Them issue for me.

It's a simple mathematical problem, a high mod:user ratio. It's way out of hand. It's going to bring more power-trips and a lot more user disatisfaction....the pop-ups (which I haven't seen due to junkbuster) seem to have pissed enough people off already.

I say give the mods more power, give them all a pager and let them administer to the site. Let's see how many want to give up their moderator title in a month or two.
 
havoc said:

D Baller, I still am a critic of actions that mods take and disagree 99.9% of the time, for example, anything locked or edited today is ridiculous in my opinion. I was asked to be a mod and I accepted, and grateful. Just because someone becomes a mod does not mean they are tyrants. Simply means they were asked and accepted, nothing more, nothing less. I don't see me editing, deleting, etc unless its completely out of order(like beastiality or something that extreme). There is no need to point out my past, I am fully aware of it and have done nothing to contradict it either.

I guess you missed my point.


You said. "I don't see me editing, deleting, etc ".. but the fact is.. NO MODS admit to deleting or locking threads. You see my point? I hope you do not turn into one of them. (Them= the pussies who delete threads and lock them and will not admit it)

I think Warik puts little pictures in when he edits one.. he edits mine sometimes.. but at least I know it was him.

Not some bullshit where it gets edited to say somthing I did not say... then locked.
 
RyanH said:


and how many of your threads have I edited, Dballer? Very few, if any.

Who knows?? WHO REALLY KNOWS???

How many have you edited ALL together compared to everyone else??? It is your trademark!
 
Here is my take on all this bullshit. I come to the chat board for only two reasons.

1. Discuss politics

2. Read all the flame fests and insults that get thrown around on this board. I love it. Without all this drama and flaming, this board would be boring as hell.

I love watching people get pissed off or get their feeling hurts. It only proves to me that there are some weak-ass individuals in this world.
 
Ranger, it was goood to bro.

Dballer, if I did perform a mod action, I would let the entire world of elite know, I think its weak if you dont , to be honest. peace
 
dballer said:


Who knows?? WHO REALLY KNOWS???

How many have you edited ALL together compared to everyone else??? It is your trademark!

that's what you encourage everyone to believe. But, as usual, you have nothing substantive to back-up what you are saying.

As a matter of fact, Golfer18, accused me of deleting his thread a few weeks ago, and George specifically told him that was simply not the case. George has the capabilities to find out what all of us mods do.
 
havoc said:
Ranger, it was goood to bro.

Dballer, if I did perform a mod action, I would let the entire world of elite know, I think its weak if you dont , to be honest. peace

Good.. I would expect nothing less from you!!:beer:
 
RyanH said:


that's what you encourage everyone to believe. But, as usual, you have nothing substantive to back-up what you are saying.

As a matter of fact, Golfer18, accused me of deleting his thread a few weeks ago, and George specifically told him that was simply not the case. George has the capabilities to find out what all of us mods do.

OK.. that must be it then... it is all George.. he must comb the boards and delete stuff you dislike.

Get real boy... nobody believes that?

Am I the only one who says you are the king of the post rape??
 
dballer said:


OK.. that must be it then... it is all George.. he must comb the boards and delete stuff you dislike.

Get real boy... nobody believes that?

Am I the only one who says you are the king of the post rape??

You've misunderstood what I said which is simply that George has the capabilities to see the functions mods perform. If George receives a complaint he can look to see what mod did the editing or deleting.
 
HumorMe said:



Thought so.

as usual, your sudden participation in a thread bores me and compels me to leave. Thus, I abandon this thread so that you can opine about whatever makes you feel better.

By the way, I stand by all of my actions as a mod.

Night,

Ryan.:)
 
RyanH said:


as usual, your sudden participation in a thread bores me and compels me to leave. Thus, I abandon this thread so that you can opine about whatever makes you feel better.

By the way, I stand by all of my actions as a mod.

Night,

Ryan.:)

It's nice to know that you actually read that! I thought you had me on ignore. I just got home fuckstick(had a problem with one of my employees. That's why I chimed in now. That is all!

Good night from your thorn.
 
There are too many Mods on this board.
None of the Mods are going to admit it because they dont want to loose their power. Its like a new toy to a little kid, you basically have all the power you want over the rest of us. Probably most of the delted or locked threads are based on personal preferance.

Plus George advertises that by paying for a platinum membership and giving him money you have a good chance of becomming a mod. So basically he is selling the position, its nothing of honor that you get because you deserve it. We have some good mods here but others are just jokes. Im sure even some of the mods can agree with all of this although they wont admit it...
Kev
 
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