E Mail I Got From Cornholio: Whats wrong with You?

[The Shadow]

Wow, you sure showed me Cornie, you fucking 13 year old farm hand with an attitude. Hike your skirt up a little more so I can find a good spot for my fucking tread. Your not even close to my skills, you'll get there someday and I'm sure you will be dragging you inverted jump rope of an asshole with you, when this occurs I'll just use your gravelly face as a litter box, you boner choke chain.

Impressive for a one-handed, gimpy shit smear. Take a break from all the typing and relax. I mean it must be difficult to do that while the Sigfried and Roy autographed Bengal is stroking that prostate of yours, which I would be surprised if it has any feeling left after it has been thumped by so many poles recently. Then, you can get back to the fantasies about my ass, Pole Vaulter.

 

[havoc]

Well for a dim, narccissistic slut bag with a mustache you flame rather well. But the simple fact that you indeed have a pussy(a three fister to boot) only exposes your tender underbelly to my sharp tongue, you fingerbanged cock lodge. Now I shall give you the lashing your "pa" never did you little raped inbred. When I'm finished choke slamming you through the floor, you can go back to picking and eating your scalp scabs and counting your half dollar sized zits. Because honestly, you must know that fucking with someone like myself will only get you verbally pimped slap like yesterdays trick. Your the ball in a pinball machine, get it. Stick to shining shoes with your underoos. peace sucka

 

[The Shadow]

Well for a dim, narccissistic slut bag with a mustache you flame rather well. But the simple fact that you indeed have a pussy(a three fister to boot) only exposes your tender underbelly to my sharp tongue, you fingerbanged cock lodge. Now I shall give you the lashing your "pa" never did you little raped inbred. When I'm finished choke slamming you through the floor, you can go back to picking and eating your scalp scabs and counting your half dollar sized zits. Because honestly, you must know that fucking with someone like myself will only get you verbally pimped slap like yesterdays trick. Your the ball in a pinball machine, get it. Stick to shining shoes with your underoos. peace sucka

Peace.

 

[havoc]

LOL, "peace", sorry bro, I have to get this shit out sometimes, got nothing but respect for you, peace Brother.

 

[The Shadow]

LOL, "peace", sorry bro, I have to get this shit out sometimes, got nothing but respect for you, peace Brother.

Dude - made me smile, which has been hard the last few days. Thanks.

 

[supersizeme]

note to anyone new on the board: they do this before they make ass love to each other. it's like a really weird mating ritual they use to preheat their boner ovens, so I just wanted to clear that up. thanks, carry on.

 

[Latimer]

preheat their boner ovens

 

[havoc]

Carry on? Ok , you Dallas debutant. How about this you dimpled dick fucked stable boy, I'm addressing you because I can, get that racehorse cock off that penile tripod you call a lower jaw and listen up. Do you devour fish and dicks by the basketfull while speaking with a twang duplicable similar to Gomer Pyles mouth harp, Well SHAZAM cock cooker, next time check with me before you post anything ok? Till then shut the fuck up. Shouldnt you be sitting under some overpass, brown paper baggin your St. Ides and flipping through the Blueboy summer spectacular that you pilfered from a neighborhood recycle bin? Thats what I thought bird cage dweller. Bitch, you just got dropped like your yellow Dockers in the bathroom stall at Shoneys. Supersize , I just made up your face with a fistfull of Covergrill.

 

[HelenSL]

Helen, if pics is what your looking for then PM Supersizeme or Runner ok?

I guess I don't, really, but thanks Havoc...have a great day

love
Helen

 

[supersizeme]

*covering my asshole running away from a chasing havoc*

the only reason you will never be able to outflame me (except in the national Mr. Eccentric USA pageant) is because your flames are always completely anonymous and could be directed at anyone. I have always been master of verbal surgery at elite and let's go ahead and be honest here, my domination of this thread could be accomplished simply by putting up a blank post. now...before i kick you the f*ck out of this thread and send you back home on your freestyle gazelle bawling because i popped you in the nose and broke it like that time you were on the roller coaster for a charity event and a goose hit you in the face, i'm willing to wait for an apology. and when i say "apology" i don't mean like what you say to ass-ninja Bruce So Hung when he's resurfacing your dirt road with his piece, angrily asking why the fuck you overcooked the collards last night.

Your apology goes here:
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