ok... so it was storming and raining (bad - even by South Florida standards...) so I was vegging on the couch watching some tv (which I rarely do).
I started off watching One Hour Photo with Robin Williams. I got up to the point where "sy" was showing up at soccer practice and had to turn it. It creeped me out. I guess because I have been the victim of excessive obsession like that. It was too fucking creepy.
So I turned it. And watched the end of Death Warrant. That Jean Claude Van Damm movie. I have to ask something. Who told this fool he could act? Shit. He is worse than Triple H. He only has 3 lame moves in his entire arsenal. That move where he drops down and hits them EXACTLY 3 times in the midsection with an open palm (yeah that gonna fuck em up), that move that takes him about 20 seconds to get in position cause he is building up his "arrrrgghhhhhh" grunt and then hits them with his elbow in an uppercut move. And then that spinning back kick that he does like 17,347,194 times in one fight. You would think after the third time of it hitting the villian he would have sense enough to duck.
Oh yeah, why they call him the Muscles from Brussels.. I will never know. I guess his muscles stayed home for this movie. You could not even see his abs. It was a 4 pack at most. And he was the only prisoner in the movie that kept his shirt sleeve rolled all the way up to show his "guns". Man, he looked as jacked as a bicyclist. Man, I literally wanted to kick his ass over this movie.
On a side note, his career washed out not only so badly, he has ZERO options of landing any kind of role, I read in the paper that he actually asked to be c on the team of Survivor in exchange for $50k. How much cocaine can you buy for $50K?
I started off watching One Hour Photo with Robin Williams. I got up to the point where "sy" was showing up at soccer practice and had to turn it. It creeped me out. I guess because I have been the victim of excessive obsession like that. It was too fucking creepy.
So I turned it. And watched the end of Death Warrant. That Jean Claude Van Damm movie. I have to ask something. Who told this fool he could act? Shit. He is worse than Triple H. He only has 3 lame moves in his entire arsenal. That move where he drops down and hits them EXACTLY 3 times in the midsection with an open palm (yeah that gonna fuck em up), that move that takes him about 20 seconds to get in position cause he is building up his "arrrrgghhhhhh" grunt and then hits them with his elbow in an uppercut move. And then that spinning back kick that he does like 17,347,194 times in one fight. You would think after the third time of it hitting the villian he would have sense enough to duck.
Oh yeah, why they call him the Muscles from Brussels.. I will never know. I guess his muscles stayed home for this movie. You could not even see his abs. It was a 4 pack at most. And he was the only prisoner in the movie that kept his shirt sleeve rolled all the way up to show his "guns". Man, he looked as jacked as a bicyclist. Man, I literally wanted to kick his ass over this movie.
On a side note, his career washed out not only so badly, he has ZERO options of landing any kind of role, I read in the paper that he actually asked to be c on the team of Survivor in exchange for $50k. How much cocaine can you buy for $50K?

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