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dull ass movies I watched today..

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ok... so it was storming and raining (bad - even by South Florida standards...) so I was vegging on the couch watching some tv (which I rarely do).

I started off watching One Hour Photo with Robin Williams. I got up to the point where "sy" was showing up at soccer practice and had to turn it. It creeped me out. I guess because I have been the victim of excessive obsession like that. It was too fucking creepy.

So I turned it. And watched the end of Death Warrant. That Jean Claude Van Damm movie. I have to ask something. Who told this fool he could act? Shit. He is worse than Triple H. He only has 3 lame moves in his entire arsenal. That move where he drops down and hits them EXACTLY 3 times in the midsection with an open palm (yeah that gonna fuck em up), that move that takes him about 20 seconds to get in position cause he is building up his "arrrrgghhhhhh" grunt and then hits them with his elbow in an uppercut move. And then that spinning back kick that he does like 17,347,194 times in one fight. You would think after the third time of it hitting the villian he would have sense enough to duck.
Oh yeah, why they call him the Muscles from Brussels.. I will never know. I guess his muscles stayed home for this movie. You could not even see his abs. It was a 4 pack at most. And he was the only prisoner in the movie that kept his shirt sleeve rolled all the way up to show his "guns". Man, he looked as jacked as a bicyclist. Man, I literally wanted to kick his ass over this movie.

On a side note, his career washed out not only so badly, he has ZERO options of landing any kind of role, I read in the paper that he actually asked to be c on the team of Survivor in exchange for $50k. How much cocaine can you buy for $50K?
 
Van Damm, haha, he is truly defined by the training scene in 1 movie where Zen Master was dropping coconuts from a tree onto his stomach, then being tied up like a doll between 2 trees for stretching. LOL
Speaking of dull movies, I finally made myself watch the whole
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
Maybe Don and Van Damm could team up for a crap movie of the decade.
 
supernav said:
True. His acting skills suck. Hence why he doesn't get any big movie roles.

But you gotta admit. He was quite the darling of gay fans everywhere from what i used to hear. I don't know if he was jacked in that movie, but he sure was pretty ripped in Bloodsport. He sure had a lower BF and better build then hacks of today like Vin Diesel, and the Rock. Those guys don't even have abs!

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He looked twice as jacked in that pic than he did in the movie.
 
His career was actually doing great until he started abusing coke. Even he admits it. He wouldn't show up to sets on time, and kept messing things up. He was considered high risk. He was given one last big movie (Universal Soldier: the return), and it bombed. A bad movie along with a bad rep was all it took to send him to straight to video hell.

Bloodsport and Kickboxer were the only times he looked good in a movie. In Kickboxer he was very muscular and ripped for the end fight scene. He really did look great. In the 90's he lost it though.

As Nav posted, he looked better than todays line up of 'action' stars. Vin can either get semi big, but smooth, or small and semi cut. Every since PB his body keeps going downhill. The Rock is always smooth. If he actually tried to cut, he would probably be small. He seems to have more fat than muscle these days. Whenever I see Scorpian King, I can't believe he stepped in front of a camera looking like that.

It's funny that at 55, Arnold looked better in T3 than Vin and The Rock who are much younger.
 
C3bodybuilding said:
His career was actually doing great until he started abusing coke. Even he admits it. He wouldn't show up to sets on time, and kept messing things up. He was considered high risk. He was given one last big movie (Universal Soldier: the return), and it bombed. A bad movie along with a bad rep was all it took to send him to straight to video hell.

Bloodsport and Kickboxer were the only times he looked good in a movie. In Kickboxer he was very muscular and ripped for the end fight scene. He really did look great. In the 90's he lost it though.

As Nav posted, he looked better than todays line up of 'action' stars. Vin can either get semi big, but smooth, or small and semi cut. Every since PB his body keeps going downhill. The Rock is always smooth. If he actually tried to cut, he would probably be small. He seems to have more fat than muscle these days. Whenever I see Scorpian King, I can't believe he stepped in front of a camera looking like that.

It's funny that at 55, Arnold looked better in T3 than Vin and The Rock who are much younger.


True dat.... Vin simply is not movie star material and he had NO physique to speak of. Hell Stallone has a better physique at his age than any of these wannabes on the screen nowdays has.
 
I saw Gangs of New York yesterday. Great acting by Daniel Day Lewis but a very poor movie. I was clapping at the end when the mobs were being gunned down by the army. I'm not sure it was supposed to have that kinda effect not to mention I was totally hating them Irish peasants!
 
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