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Dudes that act like BITCHES!!!!

702daswoll1

702daswoll1

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I got something on my chest fellas. We all know him. He is that guy friend that you have that is all sensitive and uptight about stupid shit. Ultimately this guy is a miserable pussy that finds solace in other peoples failures. Typically this guy has a very very small dick and does not get laid often if at all. Borderline homosexual is a good way to describe this dude. Why do we keep him around. Mostly out of pity I assume but also because he does a Tremendous amount of swinging from your nuts. Usually he is jealous of the bodybuilder look because it is something he will never attain no matter how much aas he takes forever. So to all you dudes that act like bitches.

Pull up ur skirt and check to see if you still have a pair.
 
lol. Good thread. I have a buddy like that. His name is Hussein.

75th, Java, Puddles, Beachboy in 3, 2, 1...
 
702daswoll1 said:
I got something on my chest fellas. We all know him. He is that guy friend that you have that is all sensitive and uptight about stupid shit. Ultimately this guy is a miserable pussy that finds solace in other peoples failures. Typically this guy has a very very small dick and does not get laid often if at all. Borderline homosexual is a good way to describe this dude. Why do we keep him around. Mostly out of pity I assume but also because he does a Tremendous amount of swinging from your nuts. Usually he is jealous of the bodybuilder look because it is something he will never attain no matter how much aas he takes forever. So to all you dudes that act like bitches.

Pull up ur skirt and check to see if you still have a pair.
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cut those vag's out of life a while ago....no matter what he said, he found a way to get on my nerves
 
the_alcatraz said:
lol. Good thread. I have a buddy like that. His name is Hussein.

75th, Java, Puddles, Beachboy in 3, 2, 1...
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You been cutting bro? That avi pic is lightyears ahead of the one with the boobs.

Fucking good job bro.
 
Pussy huh?
I am what I eat! lol

Time to go shoppping... wow I sound like a bitch!
 
702daswoll1 said:
I got something on my chest fellas. We all know him. He is that guy friend that you have that is all sensitive and uptight about stupid shit. Ultimately this guy is a miserable pussy that finds solace in other peoples failures. Typically this guy has a very very small dick and does not get laid often if at all. Borderline homosexual is a good way to describe this dude. Why do we keep him around. Mostly out of pity I assume but also because he does a Tremendous amount of swinging from your nuts. Usually he is jealous of the bodybuilder look because it is something he will never attain no matter how much aas he takes forever. So to all you dudes that act like bitches.

Pull up ur skirt and check to see if you still have a pair.
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We all know cock suckers like this. Fuck 'em all!
 
You heartless bastard! How could you hurt me like that ? My dick is small but not, very, very very, small. YOU PROMISED!!! :busy: :blow: :mommakin: :sulk:
 
702daswoll1 said:
I got something on my chest fellas. We all know him. He is that guy friend that you have that is all sensitive and uptight about stupid shit. Ultimately this guy is a miserable pussy that finds solace in other peoples failures. Typically this guy has a very very small dick and does not get laid often if at all. Borderline homosexual is a good way to describe this dude. Why do we keep him around. Mostly out of pity I assume but also because he does a Tremendous amount of swinging from your nuts. Usually he is jealous of the bodybuilder look because it is something he will never attain no matter how much aas he takes forever. So to all you dudes that act like bitches.

Pull up ur skirt and check to see if you still have a pair.
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"Oh, look at me. I'm on steroids."
 
702daswoll1 said:
I got something on my chest fellas. We all know him. He is that guy friend that you have that is all sensitive and uptight about stupid shit. Ultimately this guy is a miserable pussy that finds solace in other peoples failures. Typically this guy has a very very small dick and does not get laid often if at all. Borderline homosexual is a good way to describe this dude. Why do we keep him around. Mostly out of pity I assume but also because he does a Tremendous amount of swinging from your nuts. Usually he is jealous of the bodybuilder look because it is something he will never attain no matter how much anabolic steroids he takes forever. So to all you dudes that act like bitches.

Pull up ur skirt and check to see if you still have a pair.
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better back down on the tren and test cycle.
 
rnch said:
better back down on the tren and test cycle.
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I guess the media was right.

Steroids do cause roid rage!
 
I am on tren right now and need to vent also!

I got this friend(if you call it that) that used to work out at my gym 10 years ago. I would always just say hi to him at the old gym.

I joined a new gym and he was there. He came up to me like we were best friends. He noticed how big I got and started asking q's. He got pretty big too(not nearly as big as me of course, ha ha). I hooked him up a few times because he couldn't figure out how to use a computer(dumb fuck).

He gave me all his personnal info and credit card info(luckly I am an honest person)!

NOW HE FUCKEN CALLS ME UP AND COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING!

Negative talking makes him so damn annoying!

FUCK!

SHIT!

QUERE!

DUMB ASS!

Ok I am done, thanks for lettng me vent, time for another tren/masteron shot!
 
I don't know 702...There's something about taking a big fat 10" dick up the ASS first thing in the morning. :google: :lmao: J/K I hear ya bro.
 
iceman7230 said:
NOW HE FUCKEN CALLS ME UP AND COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING!
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and the sad part is if you kick his ass he prob tell on you when he started the shit in the first place.
 
fucking A fellas I had no idea how many dudes that act like bitches were really out there. Threads cracking keep um coming. Anyone got any good stories about bitch slapping these pussies? I have someone in mind actually maybe I will take a trip to her house tonight and update you all in the am. Or I could skip my next tren shot, take a benadryl and get some "growth sleep".
Anyone else need to vent lets hear it.
 
dabuffguy said:
LOL, the original chris crocker LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE video has 20,645,000 hits. holy shit, the most popular video on youtube I think.
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When Seth Green did his parody, I thought it was sheer comedic genius and Seth did it so well I was falling out of my chair laughing.
 
I stay away from " queens " Dudes that act like chicks.
Pretty much just listen to the Ipod and lift.
I made a few friends at this new gym a few guys that compete .
They are very serious and dedicated to the weights.
 
yeah but these "dude that act like bitches" are sneaky fuckers they will befriend you and the whole rime act like they are down ass motherfuckers. However once you get to know them the "bitch" in them shines through sooner or later. Be careful and don't fall prey to one of these punks masquerading as men.
 
702daswoll1 said:
yeah but these "dude that act like bitches" are sneaky fuckers they will befriend you and the whole rime act like they are down ass motherfuckers. However once you get to know them the "bitch" in them shines through sooner or later. Be careful and don't fall prey to one of these punks masquerading as men.
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Ya getting into a fight and watching 3 of your friends take off on you is always nice. I used to hate that shit.


You know what I really hate. When the type of person you are talking about runs his mouth and starts a fight then takes off when the fight gos down. I had a guy do that once. I found him the next day and kicked his ass.
 
Come to mention this thread:


Today I'm doing deadlifts, and this guy is doing leg extensions, but he has his earphones in and is listening to tunes. Nothing abnormal right?

Wrong, he was counting loudly, while making an orgasmic sound effect after each rep. And not on purpose. I thought he was getting off or something, and I look over and his face is all red and sweating. I give him a weird look as I prepare to pull my reps.

The next set, he get to the last couple reps and starts saying "Owie, owie" and sounds like he's gonna start crying. I thought to myself, you have got to be shitting me. What the hell is this guy doing. 10 minutes later, I walk by him as I go to the drinking fountain, and he;s talking to some other dude. He has one of those super dramatic homosexual voices.

I couldn't not saying anything:

"How were your leg extension?"

"Fine, why?"

"Cuz, you were couinting out really loud and it sounded like you were having an orgasm after every rep. I almost started laughing"


He puts his hands by his mouth and flops them up and down like some queerbait.

"OMG, are you serious?"

"Yeah, WTF was that bro?"

" I didn't realize it.."

"Then you started panting like you were gonna cry as you finished your last set and were sayin 'owie' over and over agian really loud."


[puts his hand to his mouth]

"OMG, I am so embarrassed"

"Are you a mo?"

"What?"

"Nevermind. Well, see you later"






I shit you not, this kid was the biggest flamer I have ever seen at a gym. Long slender smooth arms, but wore a wife beater and tried to walk and act all hard, yet I could tell he was a total pussy.
 
This thread is great....

I had a 300 pd dude in my gym, about 6'3, id say 18% or so bf. relatively strong.... He had his ipod in blaring gospel. He would sing along w/ it. LOUDLY. we all called him tweety bird b/c when he sang he sounded like an 11 yr old deaf girl... He eventually got kicked out of the gym b/c he kept bringing drinks on the carpet even though there is a big sign that reads 'no drinks except water in carpeted area'. The owner walks up to him and says' hey, no drinks on the carpet'. Tweety bird freaks out and starts yelling about how he pays his monthly fees and how he's being discriminated against b/c of his race (the owner is the farthest thing from racist you can imagine) makes a big scene and has his membership revoked. No more tweety bird.............. there is a new kid for a source of amusement though, 6 ft, maybe 160, loads WAAAAAY too much weight on the bar, walks around w/ imaginary lat syndrome and glares at everybody.

Gym bitches, while bitches, can be a great source of entertainment.....
 
Theres a couple of punk-ass bitches that go to my gym. Always in their wife-beaters "bitch rule #1" and usauly muddie-ass work boats"bitch rule #2" . So they get on seated millitary press machine,put a shit-load of weight on it and start doing the smallest range of motion I've ever seen. Im like" you've got to be kidding me". I wanted so bad to say" You know you can take off about half that weight and do a real rep and you might start to see some results" but I just mind my business, pull my hat down a little more and focus on my own shit.
 
Bro, this is EXACTLY why I have a gym at home. No waiting, No posers,
No gay fuck heads. Just me and 600 pounds of freeweights.....
OH YA!... and a 70" Sony HD w/surround.

My advice: ignore 'em and get busy in the gym.
 
halfcenturian said:
Bro, this is EXACTLY why I have a gym at home. No waiting, No posers,
No gay fuck heads. Just me and 600 pounds of freeweights.....
OH YA!... and a 70" Sony HD w/surround.
My advice: ignore 'em and get busy in the gym.
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adopt me :qt: :heart:
 
Alot of us might sound like bitches if we complain about stuff we eat, like "i need grilled chicken I cant have this fried shit" or "this is loaded with butter I cant eat this" "I need to get out of work early so I can goto the gym and tan" "I need to go shopping I need new clothes" "I need to shave" "I need a good moisturizer" oh by the way vaseline cocoa butter oil gel is great! hahahah
 
How is that workin for ya?

halfcenturian said:
Bro, this is EXACTLY why I have a gym at home. No waiting, No posers,
No gay fuck heads. Just me and 600 pounds of freeweights.....
OH YA!... and a 70" Sony HD w/surround.

My advice: ignore 'em and get busy in the gym.
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They're everywhere. I had two in my graduating class. Both came out of the closet after the first year in college. I've never let their ex-gf's liver it down. lol
 
halfcenturian said:
Bro, this is EXACTLY why I have a gym at home. No waiting, No posers,
No gay fuck heads. Just me and 600 pounds of freeweights.....
OH YA!... and a 70" Sony HD w/surround.

My advice: ignore 'em and get busy in the gym.
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The no waiting I can understand...I dont know about the rest though :rainbow: :heart: :p
 
halfcenturian said:
Bro, this is EXACTLY why I have a gym at home. No waiting, No posers,
No gay fuck heads. Just me and 600 pounds of freeweights.....
OH YA!... and a 70" Sony HD w/surround.

My advice: ignore 'em and get busy in the gym.
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Right on.

I have the same shit at my place... well, except the big ass TV.
 
lol....I get pretty damn bloated when I'm on oral anabolics, but the strength increase is well worth it!

halfcenturian said:
HEY COME ON.... I'm just jammin' ya, Traz... come on, bro. Don't be pissed.

It's just that.....I've seen smaller tits -- at a Stripclub !!!

:dance2: :lmao: :lil k: :FRlol:
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702daswoll1 said:
I got something on my chest fellas. We all know him. He is that guy friend that you have that is all sensitive and uptight about stupid shit. Ultimately this guy is a miserable pussy that finds solace in other peoples failures. Typically this guy has a very very small dick and does not get laid often if at all. Borderline homosexual is a good way to describe this dude. Why do we keep him around. Mostly out of pity I assume but also because he does a Tremendous amount of swinging from your nuts. Usually he is jealous of the bodybuilder look because it is something he will never attain no matter how much aas he takes forever. So to all you dudes that act like bitches.

Pull up ur skirt and check to see if you still have a pair.
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Be a man and tell him to his face than.. Tell him that you don't like him and that you talk about him over the internet because he really affects your life that much. I'm not trying to be hard on you but when people have this type of power over your emotions than they truly mean something to you or else it wouldn't bother you this much. If you don't like the way he acts than have the balls to tell him. Don't be a hypocrite, isn't what this rant was about, right?
 
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