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KillahBee
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something i do CONSTANTLY that never fails. i call my shot. all the fucking time. doesn't matter what I'm doing - playing a sport, seeing who can check their groceries the fastest, betting, guessing people's names. i always call my shot. and it has yielded fantastic results.
for instance, i was just filling my ride up at the gas station. place was completely empty, just me. i get bored quick so i grab a piece of paper from in my car, roll it up and start shooting baskets into the nearby trash can. miss the first two bad. didn't realize it, but the old woman who works there was watching me. so she comes out from the little store and says "good thing you're wearing that cap (Yankees, motherfuckers) and not a vasketball one.". well you sly little slut, you. i look her in the eye and say - guarantee i knock this down. take a few steps back, shoulder fake and BAM! knocked it down from about 15 feet away!!!!
alright, i didn't really knock it down. totally missed hte entire fucking basket. but, either way, it always works. nobody actually expects you to hit these sick shots or guess a complete stranger's name right or call the exact hair color/outfit of the next girl to walk thru the bar door. if you miss it, everyone laughs with/at you (which totally disarms the room and gives you an instant bond with everyone thus making it much easier to talk with strangers and then bang their GFs while they go to the batchtroom). if you hit, you're fucking god.
i try to guess strangers' names that i meet ALL THE TIME. i've only nailed it maybe 5 times. missed about 378 times. WORTH IT. those 5 times made it all worthwhile.
i hit that shot at the gas station? that old broad is sucking my dick right now in the garage instead of me typing this completely sociopathic fucking internet post.
for instance, i was just filling my ride up at the gas station. place was completely empty, just me. i get bored quick so i grab a piece of paper from in my car, roll it up and start shooting baskets into the nearby trash can. miss the first two bad. didn't realize it, but the old woman who works there was watching me. so she comes out from the little store and says "good thing you're wearing that cap (Yankees, motherfuckers) and not a vasketball one.". well you sly little slut, you. i look her in the eye and say - guarantee i knock this down. take a few steps back, shoulder fake and BAM! knocked it down from about 15 feet away!!!!
alright, i didn't really knock it down. totally missed hte entire fucking basket. but, either way, it always works. nobody actually expects you to hit these sick shots or guess a complete stranger's name right or call the exact hair color/outfit of the next girl to walk thru the bar door. if you miss it, everyone laughs with/at you (which totally disarms the room and gives you an instant bond with everyone thus making it much easier to talk with strangers and then bang their GFs while they go to the batchtroom). if you hit, you're fucking god.
i try to guess strangers' names that i meet ALL THE TIME. i've only nailed it maybe 5 times. missed about 378 times. WORTH IT. those 5 times made it all worthwhile.
i hit that shot at the gas station? that old broad is sucking my dick right now in the garage instead of me typing this completely sociopathic fucking internet post.
