Dude whacking it in the gym lobby

[SAGAT]

can;t these guys just wait till theyre home or something? i mean damn i'm as horny as the next guy but i don't picture myself choking the chicken in a waiting area or room or something

 

[jenscats5]

That is sooooo gross........... NO WAY am I cleaning that up.....

Anyway wouldn't the cops need it as evidence?? Where's CSI?? LOL

 

[patsfan1379]

So I hit the gym tonight around 11. I get there and talk to the girl who's working the door like I always do. Turns out some guy comes in and says he's waiting to pick someone up and they let him wait in the lobby on the couches. The couches are blocked from view of the front desk by a wall with a tv facing the couches. Apparently this guy has his pants around his ankles and he's punching his clown right there. The girl walks up and says "You gotta go, now", and he replies "now?" and as she continues he nuts all over the couch cushion. She calls the cops but by time he gets there the perv is gone. Damn this world has some fucked up people in it.

so jerseyart does have a life outside EF.

 

[Seashell]

Note to self: Never sit on couches in gym lobby...

 

[ChefWide]

the HORROR!

Had a meeting with my trainer this morning on the damn couches at the gym... rubbing the damn leather thinking to myself "How supple is this?!?! Pretty good stuff for a gym..." Little did I know its been buffed down with feckin' Lemony Fresh ManButter.







Time to boil my hands.

 

[KillahBee]

So I hit the gym tonight around 11. I get there and talk to the girl who's working the door like I always do. Turns out some guy comes in and says he's waiting to pick someone up and they let him wait in the lobby on the couches. The couches are blocked from view of the front desk by a wall with a tv facing the couches. Apparently this guy has his pants around his ankles and he's punching his clown right there. The girl walks up and says "You gotta go, now", and he replies "now?" and as she continues he nuts all over the couch cushion. She calls the cops but by time he gets there the perv is gone. Damn this world has some fucked up people in it.

bwahahahahaha! that's friggin great.

 

[gtrcivic]

remember one time i had to take a piss in a strip club... in the urinal and hear a squish squish sound....look over into the stall.. guy has his eyes closed and jerking it...finished pissing washed my hands and went back outside....guy could have at least waited to go home to spank the monkey.

 

[Spartacus]

I like the beatin' him with a broom suggestion
with his pants around his ankles
now that would have been a damn funny sight

 

[danielson]

remember one time i had to take a piss in a strip club... in the urinal and hear a squish squish sound....look over into the stall.. guy has his eyes closed and jerking it...finished pissing washed my hands and went back outside....guy could have at least waited to go home to spank the monkey.

stripper probably gave him blue balls

 

[Spartacus]

stripper probably gave him blue balls