Dude this girl in my class is so disgusting

[duritz]

She's a pretty cute girl. She's naturally thin and tall. She has a killer ass. Well she started using that tanning dye shit and let me tell you, it looks horrible. I mean her face kinda looks good with it on, but you can see near the top of her hairline where she is pale. Her hands look disgusting too. I mean it looks like they are all greasy and dirty. i don't even think i could touch this girl. It might rub off on me.

 

[nice6pac]

come on we all know the kind of skanks you bring home i am sure you will hit it am i wrong? jsut tihnk of it as extra lubrication stuff starts running dry jsut wipe her forehead and lube it up

 

[gsxr1000]

I remember when I first discovered self-tanner I started using everyday for like 2 weeks straight. I must've looked pretty ridiculous.

One day my friend saw me and was busting my balls, he said I looked like an alien. He told me, if you're trying to get a date with E.T. why don't you put on basket on the front of your bike.

 

[bwood]

consult the nature boy...

he often has to sanitize the
night's catch before consumption...

 

[duritz]

come on we all know the kind of skanks you bring home i am sure you will hit it am i wrong? jsut tihnk of it as extra lubrication stuff starts running dry jsut wipe her forehead and lube it up

hey at least i'm gettin da hoes

 

[confusedmushie]

Some of the self-tanning products, from what I heard, makes you glow in the dark.

Ian

 

[Latamier]

consult the nature boy...

he often has to sanitize the
night's catch before consumption...

LOL!