drug test

[georgie24]

question guys/gals

my buddy smoked a few hits of weed saturday night ( his first tine ever) and come to find out he has a drug test wed for his new job, what can he do to clean up his urine? water? tea?

id hate to see him lose this oppertunity so any help is appreciated...


he swore off pot forever cause it made him paranoid as fuck anyways

 

[Sub-Zero]

wow what a homo ur friend is

 

[georgie24]

go blow a homeless man


im looking out for my friend

 

[sursh123]

tell him to drink lots of water+over a period of time

 

[Cutiebaby]

He just smoked for the first time ever?!?!?!
Tell him to drink water or tea..Lots of it. He needs to flush out his system..he is not an avid smoker so he should be fine.

 

[paradox]

The tests now a days are getting pretty high tech, atleast from what I have seen, are you certain they wont be asking for a hair follicle?

 

[chewyxrage]

He should be fine if he drinks a shitload of water and does cardio

 

[the_clockwork]

he's probably going to lose his job, get arrested and put on death row.. say your prayers

 

[DannoMight]

drink a lot of water and get one of those drinks for the tests. Also don't eat ANYTHING on the day of the test only drink water.

 

[chewyxrage]

it's gonna be close, for sure. like dano said buy some "ready clean" or whatever.

I've used ready clean in the past and it worked, but I also had quit for 3 weeks : /

 

[Sub-Zero]

tell him to quit being such a pussy

 

[DannoMight]

I got high everyday til the day before and passed using the drink. Just follow the directions to the T. Some will even give you double your money back if you fail and have proof.

 

[seaking420]

^^^what he said.

LMAO @ this..............I smoked a fat joint once right before I went in for a drug test and passed ahhahahahahaha @ drug tests.
I dont have the link with me, but I used clean dried urine, put it in a tube, added water, put a hand warmer on it to bring it up to the right temp. Put it in my sock, went in for the test and just dumped it into the cup. I passed without a problem and I was stoned out of my mind.

 

[chewyxrage]

^^^what he said.

LMAO @ this..............I smoked a fat joint once right before I went in for a drug test and passed ahhahahahahaha @ drug tests.
I dont have the link with me, but I used clean dried urine, put it in a tube, added water, put a hand warmer on it to bring it up to the right temp. Put it in my sock, went in for the test and just dumped it into the cup. I passed without a problem and I was stoned out of my mind.

I bought on of those pre-made kits for a job I thought I was going to take, never ended up needing it though.

Now it just sits, waiting to save my ass someday.

 

[string_bean00]

^^^what he said.

LMAO @ this..............I smoked a fat joint once right before I went in for a drug test and passed ahhahahahahaha @ drug tests.

I think most tests look for the thc metabolites that are present after the thc is processed...so if you were high at the time that thc woudln't show up yet....I think

 

[wootoom]

hes done, weed stays in yousr system for months tell him to blow his head off

 

[string_bean00]

hes done, weed stays in yousr system for months tell him to blow his head off

lol "hey bud you ain't gonna pass, blow your head off"

 

[wootoom]

lol "hey bud you ain't gonna pass, blow your head off"

bwahahahahaah

 

[seaking420]

I bought on of those pre-made kits for a job I thought I was going to take, never ended up needing it though.

Now it just sits, waiting to save my ass someday.

Yeah these things are great. Worked everytime(3) Plus a friend of mine smokes as much as I do(everyday), drives for a living, so he gets tested a few times a year, always passes.

think most tests look for the thc metabolites that are present after the thc is processed...so if you were high at the time that thc woudln't show up yet....I think

Bro THC is now a standard part of my body, I smoke all the time. I do want to slow down though.

 

[string_bean00]

Bro THC is now a standard part of my body, I smoke all the time. I do want to slow down though.

quitter

 

[MichaelScott]

hey "bud" i think ur hit imo

 

[crew9]

All those damn kits to pass your drug test are is a bunch of creatine and b vitamins. The labs test your urine levels for creatine to see if you've diluted it. None of this stupid cardio and not eating is going to help him. Up to a certain point it'd actually hurt him. If he doesn't ever smoke and drinks a lot of powerade the day of the test he should be fine.

 

[seaking420]

quitter

lolololol, not quiting, just want to slow it down a bit. Instead of smoking everyday I want to just toke up on the weekends.

 

[Gambino]

fucking amatuers
whizinator

 

[nimbus]

there's a good chance he'll be fine..BUT,
1. make sure he pisses once or twice before he goes in for the test
2. during the test he should piss into the toilet for a few seconds, then switch to pissing in the cup, and then finish pissing in the toilet for the last few seconds. (someone told me that your most dilute urine comes midstream)

 

[seaking420]

fucking amatuers
whizinator

The thing I use is the same as the whizinator but without the actual piece that its poured through. It uses the dried urine with water

 

[Turd Ferguson]

hair or piss test?