Dropped a plate on my foot today

[supersizeme]

Don't ever try this...it hurts like a sumbitch. I was pulling plates plates off a bar loaded on the squat rack so I could warm up, and I went to lean one of the 45s on the side of the squat rack. It fell over on my second toe. The most embarrassing part the whole thing was being taken out of the gym on a stretcher and being denied CPR and an oxygen mask by the paramedic.
I just remembered that I had done this because my toe has been hurting all night, and I finally took my sock off to see what the problem is, and there's a bruise my toe(this happened 8 hours ago).

 

[Paulos]

What the hell were you doing with 45s?

 

[beefybull]

SSME must have a mutant toe thats 2x longer than normal.








In celebration, I'm going to smoke 2x longer, lol.

 

[gymtime]

OK, I know I'm not as young as I used to be and it's pretty damn late right now, but how the hell does a 45 fall over and hit only one toe?

 

[Deathwish]

HAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

 

[supersizeme]

Dropping them on my feet apparently. Like I said, I was unloading them. Normally I don't go near a 45 unless it's spinning around on a record player. I can lift those pretty easily.

 

[supersizeme]

OK, I know I'm not as young as I used to be and it's pretty damn late right now, but how the hell does a 45 fall over and hit only one toe?

My second toe is like a super-toe. It extends beyond my big toe(my mom told me this means I'm a great leader) and the lip of the 45 caught the edge of my foot, crushing my super-toe. I may break out the webcam when I get home and take a picture for you. I'm not gonna lie...it's a fucking serious toe. I've seen other toes and wouldn't want any of them.

 

[HumorMe]

My second toe is like a super-toe. It extends beyond my big toe(my mom told me this means I'm a great leader) and the lip of the 45 caught the edge of my foot, crushing my super-toe. I may break out the webcam when I get home and take a picture for you. I'm not gonna lie...it's a fucking serious toe. I've seen other toes and wouldn't want any of them.

Sorry, I thought this thread was about camel toes.

 

[gymtime]

My second toe is like a super-toe. It extends beyond my big toe(my mom told me this means I'm a great leader) and the lip of the 45 caught the edge of my foot, crushing my super-toe. I may break out the webcam when I get home and take a picture for you. I'm not gonna lie...it's a fucking serious toe. I've seen other toes and wouldn't want any of them.

Super-toe? That sounds soooooo made up.

 

[supersizeme]

While I was waiting for the bambledance to arrive, I considered calling a toe-truck but didn't want to foot the bill. I figure I'll just throw some ice on it and wait for it to heel. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!