If you live near the power plant in Zion you can blame the lake water. Maybe your mother drank a lot of it during her pregnancy with you? Combined with the $200 a day crack habit can't be healthy. If you were a frog you'd have been born with two heads, but since you're human you mutated into a swivel hips- man chowder guzzling flaming homosexual.
dont eat high cholesterol foods...take flax seed or some other omega 3s.
dont drink if you are taking oral steroids
dont forget to check your blood pressure
always use an AI or serm.
dont pinch your nipples everytime you think you have gyno
dont act like you are on gear
dont tell people you are on gear
dont forget your vitamins
dont forget to use common sense