Don'tcha hate...

[Dial_tone]

Sometimes after the door closes, I'll look someone right in the eye until they look down.

roflmao

 

[jnevin]

I like the idiots that try to get on before everybody gets off then throw some 'tude when you bump them.

Yeah. Even if you're feeling nice and have to do some acrobatic shit to keep from hitting them head on and risk dropping all of your stuff.

 

[jack sparrow]

roflmao

lol...it usually takes all of two seconds before they are staring at the floor again.

 

[blueta2]

since it's a common mistake, I'm not shy to realize I got off on the wrong floor.
But yes, I do dislike when people try to get on before u get off. These people have a few screws loose

 

[jack sparrow]

What about the knuckleheads that are the first ones out of a crowded elevator, and they decide to stop and look around after taking about 2 & 1/2 steps?

GO, shit stick!!

 

[jnevin]

My favorite is the doucheknuckle that thinks the whole world needs to hear his cell phone convo about his weekend conquest of yet another club slut that takes the phone into the elevator and a) talks waaaay louder than he needs to and b) goes into details that make every woman and most men in the place uncomfortable.

I have a friend that's guilty of this. He does it in restaurants too, and it makes me so mad I feel like the beginning of an anxiety attack is coming on.

 

[jack sparrow]

My favorite is the doucheknuckle that thinks the whole world needs to hear his cell phone convo about his weekend conquest of yet another club slut that takes the phone into the elevator and a) talks waaaay louder than he needs to and b) goes into details that make every woman and most men in the place uncomfortable.

I have a friend that's guilty of this. He does it in restaurants too, and it makes me so mad I feel like the beginning of an anxiety attack is coming on.

Yeah, them dudes tend to smell like they marinaded themselves in Old Spice overnight as well. Does your friend emit any strong perfume type odors such as this?

 

[jnevin]

Yeah, them dudes tend to smell like they marinaded themselves in Old Spice overnight as well. Does your friend emit any strong perfume type odors such as this?

He's usually a pump or two heavy on the Polo Black. He's also 6'5" and all lurpy so he's all clumsy and always bumping into people in close quarters. When he's on the phone he talks so loud it's like it's at that noise level where you're technically still talking, but could yell if kicked up a .00000000000000001 of a notch.

 

[jack sparrow]

I know the type. They frequent airports, hotel lobbies, and restaurants. They can always be found on a red eye flights in the wee hours of the morning.

 

[BNG]

His name is Ken Tarmack isn't it!