Don't you hate unknown car problems??

[Testosterone boy]

My electric fuel pump quit working when I switched from the rear tank to the front tank. All fuses are good and I replaced the fuel pump relay.

Mechanic is talking about it being my main computer. That is expensive as hell.

Hard to be happy when one has no idea what is wrong with the wheels.

 

[rsnoble]

Yes. But I hate unknown bodily problems worse.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Yes. But I hate unknown bodily problems worse.

Hey it could be worse you could break down and have to deal with this!

 

[Testosterone boy]

Yes. But I hate unknown bodily problems worse.

Tell me about it. I spent two years going to various doctors after an 18 wheeler slammed into me on I-25. The plywood shelves in the van hit me with a force that only an 18 wheeler can deliver. Had neck surgery which fixed maybe 40% of the problem. Ther eare many things impossible to diagnose.


They are sure it is the ECM....several hundred dollars.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Tell me about it. I spent two years going to various doctors after an 18 wheeler slammed into me on I-25. The plywood shelves in the van hit me with a force that only an 18 wheeler can deliver. Had neck surgery which fixed maybe 40% of the problem. Ther eare many things impossible to diagnose.


They are sure it is the ECM....several hundred dollars.

Ouch it's a good thing you were not decapitated! It's hard to do anything without a head!

 

[jnuts]

Tell me about it.

Same here. Almost 3 years after a bad car wreck and my pieces/parts still aren't all working the way they are supposed to be.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Same here. Almost 3 years after a bad car wreck and my pieces/parts still aren't all working the way they are supposed to be.

WTH! This has turned into a "Crash Test Dummies" Thread! You are not dummies, except for rsnoble, but you get the point!

 

[rsnoble]

DCUP-I think you incorrectly spelled dummies, you dumass.

 

[1GILLY1]

Try connecting power directly to the pump, in otherwords bypass the relay all together. If the pump doesn't work then, then maybe the new pump is no good either.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Try connecting power directly to the pump, in otherwords bypass the relay all together. If the pump doesn't work then, then maybe the new pump is no good either.

The pump works with a bypass.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

DCUP-I think you incorrectly spelled dummies, you dumass.

lol just testing you! I did not think you were that dumb anyways, since you are the biggest "Dealer" in Moonshine in the US interior!

 

[jnuts]

WTH! This has turned into a "Crash Test Dummbie" Thread!

Okay, back on topic.

I had a flat tire today. Was taking my daughter to school this morning and must have hit some FOD in the road becuase *Poof* tire just went. I found out that five year old girls are pretty inquisitive as to how one changes a car tire. "Why are there 4 bolts?" uhh....

 

[Testosterone boy]

I would just say fuck it and use the other tank.

Neither works when the main pressure pump for fuel ignition does not have power,

 

[Tuco]

I would just say fuck it and use the other tank.

 

[rsnoble]

By the way, and say what you want-Playing dumb has gotten me out of more trouble than any other excuse. It has even gotten me out of serious jail time. More than once. Officer Leroy "so mr.rsnoble, were'nt you over at your buddies house last wednesday at 5pm?" rsnoble: "why I dont member mr.leroy, maybe. you want me to call him cause i cant remember? no wait a minute, i think thats the night reruns of Lucy was on. Ha ha ha you member that one episode when Lucy got her hair stuck in the waffle iron for 4hours?" By this time officer Leroy go peelin down road. You have to be convincing. It works.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Here is the deal. It is my computer, aka as ECM. A high altitude one is about $300. A regular one is about $100.

The mechanic doesn't think the regular one would work so I'm upset. I told him I would sleep on it and figure it out manjana(tomorrow).