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Don't ya frickin hate that shite

Cardinal Slin

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I ordered Dominos 1hr 45 minutes ago. 45 minutes of waiting I called them up -

'I ordered 45minutes ago, is my Pizza coming soon'
'Yes Sir, driver left 5 minutes ago'

'Ok so he should be here now, it only takes 4 minutes from your shop'

Yes Sir, driver left 5 minutes ago'

15 minutes later

'I ordered 1hour ago, and you told me the driver left 5 minutes ago 15 minutes ago and it's only 4 minute drive from your shop'

Yes Sir, driver is on the way, he left 5 minutes ago.

'You told me that 15 minutes ago. Is the driver coming'

Yes Sir, he is on his way.

'Will he be here today'

*laughs*

She thinks I was joking

'OK I will wait, BYE.'

15 minutes later and I am getting really frickin pissed off.

'Hey, I ordered a Pizza 1hr 15mins ago and you told me 30 minutes ago it would be here in 5 minutes.'

'Yes Sir, 5 minutes.'

That's it, my fuse blew

'Where is my Pizza, It's too long now and you keep telling me it's coming but it's not here'
'Yes Sir, it will be there soon'

'Soon.... Before tonight is over soon, or soon like 30 minutes ago'
*laughs* she thinks I am joking again.

'I dont think this is funny.'
'Sorry Sir, 5 minutes'

That was 30 minues ago now and my food still aint here. WTF

WHERE THE HELL IS MY FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM STARVING

This delay is messing up my diet. Can I sue them for muscle not gained due to negligence or some shit
 
1st - if it's only 4 minutes away, why not order it for pickup? That way you don't have to tip either! :D

2nd - now that you've already fucked up and ordered it for delievery (4 minute drive you pussy), you should cancel it or just turn him away at the door and NEVER order from them again (it's the principle of the matter).

3rd - you should've thought of 1 & 2 before you even thought of posting about this on here.

That is all.
 
1st - if it's only 4 minutes away, why not order it for pickup? That way you don't have to tip either! :D

2nd - now that you've already fucked up and ordered it for delievery (4 minute drive you pussy), you should cancel it or just turn him away at the door and NEVER order from them again (it's the principle of the matter).

3rd - you should've thought of 1 & 2 before you even thought of posting about this on here.

That is all.

1st because I would rather them come on a little 50cc bike than me driving a 6litre car over there and start my car up for such a short drive. Environment my friend, something you Americans don't seem to get!

2nd, I didn't fuck up, I did my bit to the environment you nancy, if you guys in the US thought like me and perhaps drove smaller cars and stuff, you wouldn't be in this situation you are in right now. No good swapping your 20 litre trucks for Toyota Yaris's now.

I would love to turn him away, and in hindsight I should have cause my Pizza was cold (another phone call I might add) but I was too fuckin hungry.

3rdly, you should have thought about my replies before posting your thirdly.

just sayin'
 
1st because I would rather them come on a little 50cc bike than me driving a 6litre car over there and start my car up for such a short drive. Environment my friend, something you Americans don't seem to get!

2nd, I didn't fuck up, I did my bit to the environment you nancy, if you guys in the US thought like me and perhaps drove smaller cars and stuff, you wouldn't be in this situation you are in right now. No good swapping your 20 litre trucks for Toyota Yaris's now.

I would love to turn him away, and in hindsight I should have cause my Pizza was cold (another phone call I might add) but I was too fuckin hungry.

3rdly, you should have thought about my replies before posting your thirdly.

just sayin'


6l car? wtf do you drive? maybe you should get a scooter :)
 
6l car? wtf do you drive? maybe you should get a scooter :)

Exactly!! As for me, I have my 3 liter V6 Accord for any distance driving I do, and I have a Vespa 125cc for tooling around grabbing small items like...oh I dunno...DINNER TO GO!!!

I'm pretty fortunate that where I live, I don't have to go more than a mile or two for just about any kind of cuisine, 3 grocery stores, 3 coffee shops, etc. So...fuck your 6 liter gas guzzler, you environment killing, greenhouse gas causing, global warming loving bastard!!! Perhaps if you thought like me and bought a scooter, you wouldn't be in this situation you are in right now...eating cold ass, spit on pizza...you judgemental little baby seal killer!

Lick my balls. :D
 
Can you type English instead of Italian?

Then maybe I can understand you :roadster:

PS. After my call back to the manager, I asked for the Head Office number. Within 30 seconds the operational manager called me and apologised profusely stating that he would hand deliver me a hot pizza in 15 minutes. I refused, he said I will get refunded, I refused, He said he will give me two pizza vouchers, I refused.

I mean did he think I would stoop so low?

:verygood:
 
Holy Crap, my Wilhelmina/Marc thread thread was better than this, dammit!!!1
 
LOL - what if I told you I didn't have Cheese on my Pizza?

Those cows are still producing methane!

Who in the fuck doesn't have Cheese on a Pizza ?

I mean, hell, I could believe if you said you got a Cheese Veggie pizza since you seem like that type.

But a Pizza with no cheese is like a dead hooker in your basement when Mom comes to visit and wants to help with the laundry.
 
LOL - who don't like cheese on Pizza? No one, everyone loves it!

Who doesn't have cheese on Pizza cause he is watching his weight?

Moi!

and you mean it's not normal to have dead ho's in the basement? :(
 
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