Don't ya frickin hate that shite

[Cardinal Slin]

I ordered Dominos 1hr 45 minutes ago. 45 minutes of waiting I called them up -

'I ordered 45minutes ago, is my Pizza coming soon'
'Yes Sir, driver left 5 minutes ago'

'Ok so he should be here now, it only takes 4 minutes from your shop'

Yes Sir, driver left 5 minutes ago'

15 minutes later

'I ordered 1hour ago, and you told me the driver left 5 minutes ago 15 minutes ago and it's only 4 minute drive from your shop'

Yes Sir, driver is on the way, he left 5 minutes ago.

'You told me that 15 minutes ago. Is the driver coming'

Yes Sir, he is on his way.

'Will he be here today'

*laughs*

She thinks I was joking

'OK I will wait, BYE.'

15 minutes later and I am getting really frickin pissed off.

'Hey, I ordered a Pizza 1hr 15mins ago and you told me 30 minutes ago it would be here in 5 minutes.'

'Yes Sir, 5 minutes.'

That's it, my fuse blew

'Where is my Pizza, It's too long now and you keep telling me it's coming but it's not here'
'Yes Sir, it will be there soon'

'Soon.... Before tonight is over soon, or soon like 30 minutes ago'
*laughs* she thinks I am joking again.

'I dont think this is funny.'
'Sorry Sir, 5 minutes'

That was 30 minues ago now and my food still aint here. WTF

WHERE THE HELL IS MY FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM STARVING

This delay is messing up my diet. Can I sue them for muscle not gained due to negligence or some shit

 

[miplank]

Lol...

 

[puddlemonkey]

Simmer down fatty

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Do these guys spit or worse in your food when you complain?

 

[miplank]

Do these guys spit or worse in your food when you complain?

I'd tell them to fuck off..and get something different for lunch

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I'd tell them to fuck off..and get something different for lunch

Would be a good lunch but its 10pm at night

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Simmer down fatty

I'm on aggression roids, don't rock the boat.

 

[miplank]

Would be a good lunch but its 10pm at night

nope...it is 11:55 am.

 

[ceo]

1st - if it's only 4 minutes away, why not order it for pickup? That way you don't have to tip either!

2nd - now that you've already fucked up and ordered it for delievery (4 minute drive you pussy), you should cancel it or just turn him away at the door and NEVER order from them again (it's the principle of the matter).

3rd - you should've thought of 1 & 2 before you even thought of posting about this on here.

That is all.

 

[1500]

Do these guys spit or worse in your food when you complain?

worse