"Don't Tase Me, Bro" tops '07 memorable quote list

[Raptorex]

Love it

 

[jack sparrow]

My all time favorite was Nancy Kerrigans "It was something really really haarrrrrd."

 

[ceo]

Love it

there's some pretty funny remixes of that one on youtube

 

[jestro]

Don't tase me bro was a good one.

Also "such as, US Americans" from the beauty queen.

 

[AAP]

cut and paste the whole list.

 

[jack sparrow]

cut and paste the whole list.

1. Andrew Meyer (tasered at John Kerry speech): “Don’t Tase Me, Bro”
2. Lauren Upton, (the South Carolina contestant in the Miss Teen America contest, asked why 1/5 of Americans can’t locate the US on a map):
“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us.”
3. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad : “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country.”
4. Don Imus (on the Rutgers women’s basketball team): “That’s some nappy-headed hos there”
5. Alberto Gonzales (former US attorney general at a congressional hearing): “I don’t recall.”

 

[needtogetarmy]

"I couldn’t get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia’s restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it’s run by blacks, primarily black patronship. ... There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea.'"
- Bill O'Reilly

Here is another list of good quotes: http://poplicks.com/2007/12/best-quotes-of-2007.html

"In Iran, we don't have homosexuals, like in your country."
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, at Columbia University


"I'm more of a man than any liberal."
- Ann Coulter

I can see a student answering this on a test too! lol

"No. there is an elephant in the way."
- Anonymous, in response to the above physics exam question

 

[Tytan]

Just sayin`.........

 

[needtogetarmy]

I do think "Don't tase me bro" is the #1. That shit is hilarious!