Don't squat 315lbs when

[Captain FT]

I know I'm fapping a softie waiting for them to get in here.

 

[nangiggles]

Some sort of masturbator for you?

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[Captain FT]

Some sort of masturbator for you?

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You offering?

 

[nangiggles]

You offering?

Lool no

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[mustang_00]

if you can squat 315 i'll suck a bag of dicks

 

[shirlene29]

I can't , or did you miss that part


safe from bag of dick sucking

give me three months ...you're fucked

 

[nangiggles]

I can't , or did you miss that part


safe from bag of dick sucking

give me three months ...you're fucked

He's disappointed he has to wait had already done half

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[WoodyO]

That avatard of Nan's is seriously pissing me off.

 

[nydj66]

That avatard of Nan's is seriously pissing me off.

When my wife and I were dating someone told her she looked like Blossom and it really pissed her off.

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[wootoom]

You have the coolest stories bro


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[nangiggles]

When my wife and I were dating someone told her she looked like Blossom and it really pissed her off.

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She's not hot

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[nydj66]

She's not hot

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My wife or Mayim Bialik?

 

[nangiggles]

My wife or Mayim Bialik?

Mayim

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[-SD-]

Mayim

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why is she your avantgar

to make you look good or something?

 

[nangiggles]

why is she your avantgar

to make you look good or something?

Reminds me of me, the glasses, pervy, the social awkwardness, not ugly but not hot, into neuroscience, nerdy, in a weird relationship, etc.

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[Captain FT]

Reminds me of me, the glasses, pervy, the social awkwardness, not ugly but not hot, into neuroscience, nerdy, in a weird relationship, etc.

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Way to sell yourself.

 

[nangiggles]

Way to sell yourself.

I'm a winner, I make up with high libido and anal so it levels out.

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[Captain FT]

I'm a winner, I make up with high libido and anal so it levels out.

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You have to sell yourself to get to the good stuff.

Personally I like everything you mentioned even before the libido and anal part.

 

[nangiggles]

You have to sell yourself to get to the good stuff.

Personally I like everything you mentioned even before the libido and anal part.

Well in all fairness im not trying to sell myself here on ef

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[-SD-]

I think youre better looking than "not ugly not hot"

 

[shirlene29]

holy e-flirt!

 

[nydj66]

Well in all fairness im not trying to sell myself here on ef

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Throw on a pair of high heels and some slutty makeup and I'd totally give you a good stabbing in the fartbox.

 

[nangiggles]

Throw on a pair of high heels and some slutty makeup and I'd totally give you a good stabbing in the fartbox.

uhhhm thanks?

 

[mustang_00]

shirls are you on robolics? I withdraw my previous statement

 

[shirlene29]

no, but Im about to be on GEARZ

soonly...so get your bag of dicks ready broseph

 

[nangiggles]

Throw on a pair of high heels and some slutty makeup and I'd totally give you a good stabbing in the fartbox.

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[-SD-]

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you work out bro? nice dumbells

 

[nangiggles]

I'm remodeling a ton of shit around the house(hence the fan lol) but yes I lift, I curl and I bench

My max bench is 100 though, cuz I'm a pussy

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[-SD-]

I'm remodeling a ton of shit around the house(hence the fan lol) but yes I lift, I curl and I bench

My max bench is 100 though, cuz I'm a pussy

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I didnt hear you say squats or deads either, so yea, pussy

 

[Captain FT]

I didnt hear you say squats or deads either, so yea, pussy

She does squats and deads like Martha Stewart on South Park

 

[nangiggles]

She does squats and deads like Martha Stewart on South Park

While I nanroast?

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[nydj66]

While I nanroast?

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I'll spot you during the squats. Here, let me take my pants off and lie down on my back.

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