Don't read this thread, do not open - it is a chain letter thread - you will get hurt

[CipherLock]

Farting underwater and having a friend tell you snot is hanging out of your nose.

Sorry, no chain letter.



























































I LIED - YOU ARE CURSED TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!

 

[ChefWide]

Currently sucking a pony's nose waiting for its skull to collapse.

 

[CipherLock]

Ramble threads are going to be the next internet phenom, you just watch.

Also, my stomach is yelling at me for those seven cups of coffee, nine winkies and that key I almost thought of touching.

yellow as the sun blue as the sky why can't I just hurry up and die.

 

[ChefWide]

Mambo dogface to the banana patch. Machine wrapped with butter? Machine wrapped with butter.

 

[CipherLock]

banana patch? Holy smokes, thrifty, nifty, spiffy neato.

I like farting, it feels niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

 

[ChefWide]

Suppose I were to claim I were KING simply because some moistened tart lobbed a scymitar at me?!?! THEY WOULD LOCK ME UP!

 

[jerkbox]

we're all gonna die assnuts.


cept me of course.

 

[CipherLock]

I drank from the holy cup, I will not only never die, I will die before I can prove it. Now that is fuckt