Don't quote me on this...

[Nathan]

...but I'm relatively certain that the one and only Jesus H. Christ hisself invented the mirror. Yessum. Think about it. Those stories about him walking on water and turning water into wine. Sounds to me like someone was playing around with the magic of mirrors. I'll bet after he did those two "miracles" in front of the stupid peasants, he was all, "And by the way, I invented something called the mirror. You can see yourself in it." The peasants were too damn busy rejoicing though I imagine to really pay the mirror much attention. Sure, some of them took a long look at their genitals and other hard to see areas via the mirror but most were more preoccupied with the divine feats. Plus, peasants are known to be below average intelligence and thus really could not have been expected to put two and two together.
Technically, I don't really think Jeez invented the mirror. I'm willing to bet that he stole it from some eccentric, possibly homosexual, inventor. I'm not saying he traded the mirror for gay sex, I'm just saying something ain't right about the whole thing is all. Well, just think about it anyways.

 

[kronk]

...but I'm relatively certain that the one and only Jesus H. Christ hisself invented the mirror. Yessum. Think about it. Those stories about him walking on water and turning water into wine. Sounds to me like someone was playing around with the magic of mirrors. I'll bet after he did those two "miracles" in front of the stupid peasants, he was all, "And by the way, I invented something called the mirror. You can see yourself in it." The peasants were too damn busy rejoicing though I imagine to really pay the mirror much attention. Sure, some of them took a long look at their genitals and other hard to see areas via the mirror but most were more preoccupied with the divine feats. Plus, peasants are known to be below average intelligence and thus really could not have been expected to put two and two together.
Technically, I don't really think Jeez invented the mirror. I'm willing to bet that he stole it from some eccentric, possibly homosexual, inventor. I'm not saying he traded the mirror for gay sex, I'm just saying something ain't right about the whole thing is all. Well, just think about it anyways.

Oops I qouted you

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: Don't quote me on this...

Oops I qouted you

Alright, I'll give you that one. But that's it. I will yield no more.

 

[Citruscide]

You have no worries about me ever quoting you... or ever citing to this and not giving you credit for it.

c-ditty

 

[rsnoble]

Perhaps I walk across the street tonight and ask him and see what he says. There used to be a big gag with all the new kids here. They would all dare the new kid to go to the cemetary across the road where there is a full size statue of Jesus in the middle of the night. Of course there were always a couple pranksters behind the statue that would jump out screaming their fucking heads off when the poor bastard showed up. I think the last kid this happened to ran completely around the entire earth 14 times thus to date and was still screaming his head off the last time he went by.

 

[Nathan]

You have no worries about me ever quoting you... or ever citing to this and not giving you credit for it.

c-ditty

You think you're better than me I can tell. You aren't though. Live with that pain.

 

[Citruscide]

You think you're better than me I can tell. You aren't though. Live with that pain.

You've shattered my fragile world.

C-ditty

 

[Nathan]

You've shattered my fragile world.

C-ditty

Sorry. Sometimes I forget the power of my words.