"Oh don't look so surprised. Surely you must have known that this was building up to me reminding you all of how much better i am than you. Now fuck off cause nobody likes you."
See.... thing is..... I am straight. I have been telling people that. And yes, I am big too. So if I put up a pic of myself in my avatar... people will think I am gay. Because you know ALL gay guys are big and jacked.
Then I won't be getting all this tit pics from the ladies on here.