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stilleto

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I've developed a reaction to my birth control and am currently unnarmed.

STAY BACK!
 
You know who will become a VERY rich person? Whoever invents a 100% effective, easily reversible vasectomy.

I really think putting already hormonal women on even MORE hormones is just bad business.
 
musclemom said:
You know who will become a VERY rich person? Whoever invents a 100% effective, easily reversible vasectomy.

I really think putting already hormonal women on even MORE hormones is just bad business.
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best post ever
:)
 
Since when do they give old hags birth control?
It's recommended no one over 35 should be taking it?!

MM the very rich person will be the one who invents something safer than forced hormones to prevent pregnancy.
Trust me, if it were men that got preggies, there would be a safe method to preventing pregnancy.
 
habitualhealth said:
lmao @ the thought of someone actually sleeping with you. :rolleyes:
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Yes - one could just tell her to be herself. Her personality may be the best birth control.

I keed!
 
I tried those for one month and the same thing happened to me...well, sorta because mine looked like pimples but they hurt. It was not pretty!
:(
 
habitualhealth said:
the only person who's slept next to me in a while is mini me.



i'm afraid to risk it.




besides, don't ur lady parts stop working once you reach your age?
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i hat you.

but no, they work just fine. TOO fine, which is why i don't like this 'no birth control' issue i'm having.
 
blueta2 said:
Since when do they give old hags birth control?
It's recommended no one over 35 should be taking it?!

MM the very rich person will be the one who invents something safer than forced hormones to prevent pregnancy.
Trust me, if it were men that got preggies, there would be a safe method to preventing pregnancy.
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lol, mean.
 
stilleto said:
i hat you.

but no, they work just fine. TOO fine, which is why i don't like this 'no birth control' issue i'm having.
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Copper T IUD problem solved :)
 
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stilleto said:
dude, i am so fertile i can get pregnant through osmosis.
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same here.....I think I got preggies once by sitting on a toilet seat

Seriously though, I thought Dr's were not suppose to give women over 35 birth control. I know you look 22, but the body is old poopsie!
 
blueta2 said:
same here.....I think I got preggies once by sitting on a toilet seat

Seriously though, I thought Dr's were not suppose to give women over 35 birth control. I know you look 22, but the body is old poopsie!
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i never heard that you can't have bc over 35.
i have never had unprotected sex and NOT gotten pregnant from it. ever.
 
stilleto said:
i never heard that you can't have bc over 35.
i have never had unprotected sex and NOT gotten pregnant from it. ever.
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ok, never mind, I'm a dweeb. If you smoke and are over 35, you cannot take the BC pill......

REALLY? wow, you are fertile! ALL THE MEN IN THE ROOM, WALK AWAY SLOWLY
 
blueta2 said:
ok, never mind, I'm a dweeb. If you smoke and are over 35, you cannot take the BC pill......

REALLY? wow, you are fertile! ALL THE MEN IN THE ROOM, WALK AWAY SLOWLY
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yeah, like you have no idea.
and don't walk slowly... RUN!
 
haha ........ true story that I shouldn't tell but my dr. did tell me that I would be one of those in higher risk and that I would need to find alternatives or stop....

my dumb ass said....well, I may not have sex often but I am not willing to give it up..lol
(she meant to stop smoking)
blonde moment :)
 
ksharp01 said:
haha ........ true story that I shouldn't tell but my dr. did tell me that I would be one of those in higher risk and that I would need to find alternatives or stop....

my dumb ass said....well, I may not have sex often but I am not willing to give it up..lol
(she meant to stop smoking)
blonde moment :)
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lol
i'm home now. i've locked myself in a closet.
 
stilleto said:
lol
um... k... its not the chocolate that gets me pregnant.

do we need to have that talk AGAIN?
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um yes....we might.
I forgot :)











actually with the way you were talking I thought you might be pmsing now silly. I hear they are worst once you get off the pill, patch..whatever.
 
i call bullshit
post menopousal broads don't need birth control
 
don't worry I won't come near again after last time..I never want crabs again!
 
blueta2 said:
ok, never mind, I'm a dweeb. If you smoke and are over 35, you cannot take the BC pill......

REALLY? wow, you are fertile! ALL THE MEN IN THE ROOM, WALK AWAY SLOWLY
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This is the main reason I decided to quit smoking before my 35th birthday. I decided I'd rather quit smoking than get pregnant.
 
Ask your doc for the nuva ring. Its a rubber ring that time releases the BC stuff and helps prevent you from getting knocked up. So far so good here.
 
dannomight said:
Ask your doc for the nuva ring. Its a rubber ring that time releases the BC stuff and helps prevent you from getting knocked up. So far so good here.
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did it hurt when they inserted it up inside you?
 
dannomight said:
Ask your doc for the nuva ring. Its a rubber ring that time releases the BC stuff and helps prevent you from getting knocked up. So far so good here.
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i'll ask about it. its gotta be better than 3rd degree looking burnt skin from this annoying patch.
 
Smurfy said:
are you new on the patch?
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no, i've been on it for a few years, but my sensitivity to it has worsened. OR, they've put more latex in it.

my skin is bleeding where the last patch was, and I was putting it on my thigh, thinking that would be less sensitive than other areas.
 
stilleto said:
no, i've been on it for a few years, but my sensitivity to it has worsened. OR, they've put more latex in it.

my skin is bleeding where the last patch was, and I was putting it on my thigh, thinking that would be less sensitive than other areas.
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eek. that sucks. perhaps you got a bad patch. one with acid in it.
 
Smurfy said:
eek. that sucks. perhaps you got a bad patch. one with acid in it.
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i was thinking about the acid route. like, maybe whoever tainted (yeah, i said "taint") the dogfood, also got to my patch.

but its been getting bad for a few months. i made the mistake of putting it on my stomach and thought i'd die before the week was over.
 
stilleto said:
i was thinking about the acid route. like, maybe whoever tainted (yeah, i said "taint") the dogfood, also got to my patch.

but its been getting bad for a few months. i made the mistake of putting it on my stomach and thought i'd die before the week was over.
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I thought we were trying to have a baby?
 
Smurfy said:
This is the main reason I decided to quit smoking before my 35th birthday. I decided I'd rather quit smoking than get pregnant.
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My boyfriend is neutered, so I'm good, BUT I should quit smoking anyway.
I need to find a new vise, like masturbation or fishing
 
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blueta2 said:
My boyfriend is nurtured, so I'm good, BUT I should quit smoking anyway.
I need to find a new vise, like masturbation or fishing
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i think you mean "neutered"?
what made him do that, before he had any kids?

and you know, fishing only requires one hand a lot of time.
just a thought.
 
stilleto said:
i think you mean "neutered"?
what made him do that, before he had any kids?

and you know, fishing only requires one hand a lot of time.
just a thought.
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um yeah, hit ok on spell check before looking.

NEUTERED!!! No, he has 2 kids already and that is more than enough :-)
Not if you're fishing for swordfish ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
um yeah, hit ok on spell check before looking.

NEUTERED!!! No, he has 2 kids already and that is more than enough :-)
Not if you're fishing for swordfish ;-)
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(fish for clam, if you know what i mean).
yes, two kids is pllllllllenty. :)
 
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