Doing curls does not constitute working out...

[Yarg!]

I have these people on my MSN who have a set of home weights ( a bar and like 20 lbs). Then they change their username daily to "What a work out." "Working out is the greatest high." "Working out kicks sooo much ass.". It irks me: everytime I see those names I want to strangle a kitten. Sometimes we'd be having a convo and they would go "BRB. Gotta work out." WTF! You don't BRB and work out then 15 mins later come back and go
"Ooh what a sweat. Ooh my.." You fucking go " I'll be back in 2 hrs, GOTTA KILL THAT SHIT." They don't even have benches! Wtf do they do? Curls, and umm.. curls. If you have such little amount of equipment, you should just go for runs in the mornings, do pullups, chair dips, pushups, crunches and bodyweight squats instead of wasting your time on the little POS collection you got there. And they don't have the self esteem or dedication to join a gym. Ugh.. Sorry, I had to vent!

 

[AAP]

BRB gotta go workout

 

[AAP]

Oooh my... what a pump. I'm wasted.

 

[Raina]

I just use the ab lounge now.

My fat jeans don't really fit anymore.

 

[redguru]

Oooh my... what a pump. I'm wasted.

Dude, you still have a little bit on your chin...

 

[75th]

That reminds me of an issue of People my wife brought home a year ago.

They had some sort of "Best Body Parts" of celebrities. No, not those body parts, but arms, chest, etc.

Benjamin Bratt was chosen for best chest, and when the mag asked him how he keeps it up, he said a lot of running.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Beefcaaake!!!.......BEEFCAAAKKKEEE!!!!!

 

[jnevin]

The best way to stay fit IMO, is to do curls and bouncy toe touches for two weeks a year. January 1-15. Fitness made simple.

 

[Lestat]

curls for girls baby!

 

[H_T_]

lotta anger there. sounds like you need to be slap-boxed.

 

[jnevin]

I'm gonna rub my leg warmer on someone's face in a minute.

 

[H_T_]

I'm gonna rub my leg warmer on someone's face in a minute.

How about a Fresca?!

 

[jnevin]

How about a Fresca?!

Tab, robham, Tab.

 

[H_T_]

Tab, robham, Tab.

Spaulding! you'll get nothing and like it!

 

[jnevin]

Spaulding! you'll get nothing and like it!

You get a free bowl of soup with that hat?

 

[H_T_]

this thread has been jacked.

gimmee your keys, mutherfucker!

oh, yeah, Noonan miss!

 

[jnevin]

You! Pick up that blood!

 

[H_T_]

You! Pick up that blood!

you owe me one gumball machine!

 

[yargsalter]

this thread has been jacked.

gimmee your keys, mutherfucker!

oh, yeah, Noonan miss!

Don't jack my thread you bastard.

 

[H_T_]

Don't jack my thread you bastard.

lol, i oughtta cap you for that.

 

[chewyxrage]

last night I was at a small house party talking to some dudes I know up here....this one kid kept saying he wanted to "get toned" "I want to tone up" etc, like 5 times.

I was like, dude, stop saying that....you sound like a fat housewife. This kid is 6'1, 145 pounds. I told him to stop running, start lifting and eat like crazy.

His response? Dude I don't want to get huge, I don't want to be like those guys at the rec....as if you just lift weights and magically get swole on accident or something....

I just told him you have NO CLUE what it entails to build muscle...fuck I wanted to slap him