Doh!!!

[sawastea]

This F'n sucks...

I have a softball game tonight in Central Park. Then, I have to head over to LaGuardia to pick up this chick flying in from Florida @ 11pm. After we leave LGA, I have to head back home...Only dilemma, I'm taking public transportation. NYC subways/buses are a nightmare after 10pm. I'm gonna look like a freakin goober taking the subways with my bat and glove in hand. I'll probably be arrested. Que sera, sera

Yours in Sport,

 

[hamstershaver]

when exactly dont you look like a goober?

 

[Smurfy]

well at least you'll be with a hot chick so you wont really look too gooberish

 

[hamstershaver]

well at least you'll be with a hot chick so you wont really look too gooberish

no where in his post did he state hot chick, i doubt he can score with a hottie

 

[SoKlueles]

i think hes hot

 

[sawastea]

when exactly dont you look like a goober?

Good point

well at least you'll be with a hot chick so you wont really look too gooberish

Indeed, with fake fun bags...Now, only if I can cop a feel


To make matters worse, I knew her in college. She's coming up to visit NYC. She just started dating someone. I'm gonna try to bust a move, should be an interesting weekend, if everything pans out as planned

 

[hamstershaver]

Good point






Indeed, with fake fun bags...Now, only if I can cop a feel


To make matters worse, I knew her in college. She's coming up to visit NYC. She just started dating someone. I'm gonna try to bust a move, should be an interesting weekend, if everything pans out as planned

you trying to touch her tits in the subway while wearing your softball uniform, i dont see how you possibly couldnt score

 

[gonelifting]

$40 gets me from the airport to NEW JERSEY. It sucks picking up people from the airport. I`ve always thought dropping people off is cool, but when you come home , get a cab. It`s so much easier, they`re (cabs) waiting right outside for you and they take you to your door. If the flight is delayed (and it always is) then you gotta wait even longer.

Also, they have temp people for hire that will play softball for you.

I say sub out EVERYTHING. I don`t even have sex myself anymore.


The last time I took a breathe without an oxygen machine was 1998.

I`m not even typing now.





Actually I died back in 94.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

dont strike out orb

 

[BileStew]

This thread is useless without pics of you getting bludgeoned to death by a homeless guy on the subway platform using your bat you popped out to the catcher with.

 

[Testosterone boy]

On the sub with your bat in your hand eh?

Sounds like an easy job for these newfangled Homeland Security dudes.