Dog Poo

[DcupSheepNipples]

Dog Poo!

If it tastes as good as it looks than it probably tastes pretty freakin awful. There's no reason any person sane or otherwise would want to put this in their mouths, unless they thought it would be pretty funny... in which case they'd be right in doing so!

Speaking of dog poo I miss the pranks I used to pull as a little sheep nipple. I used to fill a paper bag with dog poo, put it on somebody’s doorstep, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run.

Sniff, Sniff

 

[dballer]

I will not allow you to turn an intelligent discussion into a roadhouse side-show.

Edited.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Just in case your dog won't poo for you. Here is Dcups special poo recipe. Make a mixture of canned dog food, bean dip, and various other nasty looking food items. After mixing the concoction, load it into empty caulking tubes and squeeze it where needed. It looked so good, you may be tempted to eat it. But it's better to go to a park and put it on the sidewalk. As the next dog owner comes by the dog will sniff and devour the poo.

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[the nature boy]

what if eating dog poo was like the ultimate AS like substance. yum.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

what if eating dog poo was like the ultimate AS like substance. yum.

Then my source would be broke and I would be eating a whole lot of dog shit! I can see it now Ronnie Coleman wins the Olympia after eating buckets of dog shit!

 

[the nature boy]

damn it nobody is supposed to be awake to read my nonsense. shit. how do I delete this shit. lol.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Ah, and then there was another time when I was a young sheep nipple. I had a elementry school buddy who got picked on by a bully. The bully would steal his sandwiches from his lunch. So I made a Peanut Butter and Dog Poo Sandwich for him. He put it in his lunch. And when the bully took a bite, we died laughing. He cried all the way to the nurses office. I think he had to get de-wormed or something. The moral of story is don't get even, give 'em worms!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Oh boy, the old memories of the sheep nipple just keep coming back. I remember this dog joke that was told to me back when Madonna was still just a virgin.

Two dogs were sitting in a vet's office. The bigger of the dogs gruffs, "Whatcha doing here?" The little dog responds, "I'm getting 'fixed'. Whenever I see my master I get so horney I just jump on her leg and start pumping. It's very embarassing." The first dog says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. One morning my master had just gotten out of the shower, and was sitting on the side of the bed. She leaned down to pick up her clothes from the floor, and I couldn't resist it... I jumped up and starting taking it from the rear!" The second dog exclaimed, "Wow! So you're here to be fixed too?"

"Hell no, I'm getting de-clawed."

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Bump because Ronnie Coleman ate a bunch of Dog Poo to win the Olympia! And he may have ate a few Weider shits also! Man he was fat!

 

[KnoXville]

I will not allow you to turn an intelligent discussion into a roadhouse side-show.

Edited.

Was this the quote that started the infamous thread?